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Reader’s Digest – IT NEVER GETS OLD !

I don’t know about you, but I love The Reade’s Digest!  Here is some experts from their Wedded Blitz section that I thought you would enjoy.

Wedded Blitz

The minute I walked into the post office, the postmaster noticed the new earrings my husband had given me. “Those must be real diamonds,” she said. “Yes,” I said. “How could you tell?” “Because,” she said, “no one buys fake diamonds that small.” –Deborah Caudell 8.

When a woman in my office recently became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest,” she said. “How long have you been married?” I asked. “Ten years,” she replied. –Tonya Winter 9.

“What is that sound?” a woman visiting our nature center asked. “It’s the frogs trilling for a mate,” Patti, the naturalist, explained. “We have a pair in the science room. But they’ve been together for so long, they no longer sing to each other.” The woman nodded sympathetically. “The trill is gone.” –KathyJo Townson


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