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Jon Gosselin – ATTEMPTING TO GET HIS OWN SHOW

Duschtard, Jon Gosseling has now been reported to be trying to land his own reality TV show.  In preparation for his attempt at a solo career is why, supposedly the chubby dad of 8, has been chillaxn with Michael Lohan and his entourage of younger skanks women…

 Jon holds fast to his claims that his main concern is his children, but he is focusing on his private and his professional life. 

Translation from the Jon Gosselin Dictionary: Jon knows he has to say his main concern is the children or he will look like an even bigger asshole than he already does…  But his main focus is trying to establish himself as a “Stud for Hire” but so far has only been able to land skanky drug addicts….  He has also realized he ain’t gonna get as much money from his divorce as he once thought, so he better get busyrubbing noses, or any other part that he can, with some influential people and drop the drug addicted skanks that he has been porking up to this point! 

He is looking into some major international endorsement deals and it looks like he is going to have his own show.” He still has 30 Jon & Kate Plus 8 episodes left on the 40-episode order TLC placed, and the network has no comment on Jon’s new reality-show scheming.

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July 25, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

John Gosselin’s Bike

6a00d83451b92469e201156fadc272970c-800wiI try to leave the John and Kate stuff to Margie, since I usually wallow in the public reaction to these two people, but jeez, this stuff is everywhere!  I finally watched the video snippet of the season 5 opener, and my first impression was that John looked like a defeated man.  I thought I could see the pain is his eyes regarding his life choices.  Kate on the other hand seems happy as a clam to continue her life as she sees fit. 

Now I see where TLC’s American Chopper has arrived on the scenes and has given John a Harley of his own.  I can just see the thoughts in John’s head – Hmm….do I sell my soul to the devil?  I sort of like all of these things I get for free….Just think of the babes I can pick up with this thing! 

Come on you two, it’s time to **it or get off the pot!  You can’t have it both ways.  Either you are in a committed relationship or you’re not!  These two seem to want it all….The fame, the money, the admiration, the privacy, the family, the girlfriends the boyfriends , the stuff….John made a comment saying he felt like he lived in a prison.  The only prison I see is the one he purchased for 1.3 million dollars.  Hey John, Hey Kate, no one can have it all…make up your minds!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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May 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

John Gosselin's Bike

6a00d83451b92469e201156fadc272970c-800wiI try to leave the John and Kate stuff to Margie, since I usually wallow in the public reaction to these two people, but jeez, this stuff is everywhere!  I finally watched the video snippet of the season 5 opener, and my first impression was that John looked like a defeated man.  I thought I could see the pain is his eyes regarding his life choices.  Kate on the other hand seems happy as a clam to continue her life as she sees fit. 

Now I see where TLC’s American Chopper has arrived on the scenes and has given John a Harley of his own.  I can just see the thoughts in John’s head – Hmm….do I sell my soul to the devil?  I sort of like all of these things I get for free….Just think of the babes I can pick up with this thing! 

Come on you two, it’s time to **it or get off the pot!  You can’t have it both ways.  Either you are in a committed relationship or you’re not!  These two seem to want it all….The fame, the money, the admiration, the privacy, the family, the girlfriends the boyfriends , the stuff….John made a comment saying he felt like he lived in a prison.  The only prison I see is the one he purchased for 1.3 million dollars.  Hey John, Hey Kate, no one can have it all…make up your minds!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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May 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

TABLE for 12

post_1492147_1237580132_medJon & Kate plus 8, LOOK OUT!  Table for12, TLC’s new up and coming hit TV show is giving the Gosselins a run for their money!  I haven’t missed an episode since it began!  The show deplicts a family that consist of parents,  Eric and Betty Hayes, and their 2 sets of twins and sextuplets. 

Eric, the Dad is a police officer and Mom, Betty is a stay at home mom.  They are just a good down to earth family.  Unlike Jon & Kate plus 8, you see them just the way they are.  Piles of dirty cloths in the hall, chaos at bath time etc…!  I know how hard it is to keep up with washing cloths for 4 people.  I couldn’t imagine what it would be like to have to wash for 12! table for 12 family

They have a nice home. Nothing too fancy.  They inherited it from Eric’s grandmother and built on to accommodate their family.  A lot of the work Eric did himself.  Once of the sextuplets, Rebecca (4), has cerebral palsy.  She is as sweet as can be and you often see her parents moved to tears over her condition. 

This family is so full of love it will warm your heart.  Through all of the piles of cloths, screaming kids and what ever they come up against, they never loose their sense of humor.  I’m telling you, this show is great! 

On last nights episode they took the kids to Niagara Falls in Canada.  They have not been on a vacation since the sextuplets were born and I’m sure this one was courtesy of  TLC.  You could tell that Mom and Dad weren’t just real thrilled with the idea of having to pack and tote 10 kids cross country.  But they did and they all had a good time.  This is what makes the difference to me.  They would have rather have stayed at home, but they did it for the kids.   Other shows, I won’t name, make the kids go for the sake of the show. 

If you haven’t watched Table for 12, you don’t know what your missing!

 

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May 19, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 3 Comments