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Lindsay Lohan – WHATS EATING HER?

We knew something had been eating Lindsay Lohan, we just didn’t think it was still Samantha… 

The rumors have been that the two had split, after they had a screaming cat-fight, sending Lindsay to the clubs to blow off steam…  That sorta explained Lindsay’s post break-up  shopping sprees and the stranger behavior, well, strange for Lindsay, anyway…

Reports now say that the two have made-up.  They were seen hitting the bars last-night, followed by a sleezeover  sleepover…  Later today the love birds met back up at a local 7-Eleven.  Wonder if they had a Slurpee?

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August 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kris Allen – WHO’S SLEEPING IN HIS BED

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Fantasize this.  It’s late, the air is warm and a breeze from an open window gently caresses your skin.  Quietly and cautiously, you walk across the room.  You can hear the drumming of your  heart as you  creep ever closer to the side of Kris Allens bed.  Pulse quickening and hands shaking, you reach to grasp the edge of the cover.   Pulling down the cover, you slowly sit on the side of the bed.  Slipping one leg under the cover, you can feel the satin sheet as it glides across your leg.  Slipping your other leg beneath the cover you pull the sheets up to your shoulders as you sink into the warmth and saftey of the bed.

THIS FANTASY CAN NOW BE YOURS FOR ONLY $600. per month!

Sorry, Kris Allen is not optional…

 

If you ever dreamed of sleeping in  Kris Allen’s bed, here’s your chance … and his wife is totally on board to let it happen.

Kris and Katy are currently sub-leasing their fully furnished apartment in Cabot, Arkansas for $600 a month, because the young lovebirds will be spending the next couple of months holed up in Hollywood.

Considering there are only around 20,000 people in Cabot … you don’t have to worry about a long line to apply.

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Man – CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH HORSE

 

Accused Horse Molester

I’ll never be able to look at My Pretty Pony the same after hearing  about the South Carolina man who was caught on video having his way with a stabled mare.

Rodell Vereen–age 50– had already been caught, getting a little tail, last year and was still on probation after being charged with buggery.  He was then warned to stay away from the mare in mention and from the Lazy B Stables where the horse  resides.  He was also declared a sex offender.

The owner became suspicious after she began to  notice  the 21-year-old horse, named Sugar, of all things, was acting strange and was getting infections again…  She noticed things had been moved around in the barn.  Dirt was piled up and bales of hay were stacked near the horse’s stall. 

“Police kept telling the owner  it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”  Unless she was a really hot horse!

She spent several nights at the stables, which are about four miles from her home, but didn’t find anything. So she installed surveillance cameras, and when she reviewed the footage from July 19, she couldn’t believe she was seeing horse porn the same man getting his grove on doing the same thing to her horse.

Kenley didn’t call police because she was certain the man would cum back to the stable, and she wanted to make sure he was arrested. So she staked out the barn and caught Vereen inside the horse Monday night, chasing him to his truck and holding him with her shotgun until police came. 

Reports never said if Vereen was hung like a horse or not….  But, some people, I’ve heard have a passions for horses!  I could just go on and on and on…

If you want to read the rest of the story from the original article CLICK HERE!

July 30, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan – BUYS SOME NEW THREADS

Lindsay “sticky fingers” Lohan is reported to be out and about shopping for new threads, after her recent breakup with, now former girlfriend, Samantha. 

I just hope the shops she’s visiting are keeping a close eye on their inventory.  Remember, she was questioned a few months ago after a $500,000 necklace and ear rings came up missing during an El magazine shoot.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse / Kate Moss – COCAINE & SEX IN THE BATHROOM

Skamy Amy Winehouse, being the pillar of the community as she is, was just aquited of charges that she brutally attacked a drunken fan who was trying to get a picture taken with the singer, claiming fear and self defense as her reasons for the attack. 

She was also recently granted a divorce from her drug induced marriage to husband Blake Fielder-Civil.  Poor Skamy Amy Winehouse has been through so much, trying to distance herself from the negative influences in her life.  NO, WAIT, I forgot we were talking about Amy Winehouse….

Well NOW, her incarcerated ex-hubby is coming out of the closet.  Not because he dropped the soap in the prison shower but about some of he and Amy’s sexually drug induced exploits.

Amy’s EX claims that she stole supermodel Kate Mosses blow / cocaine.  Blake claims that while at a private party at NYC’s Gramercy Park Hotel, Amy went into Kate’s purse and stole two grams of coke. 


Kate, I’m a Supermodel, Moss was so plastered, she never noticed that it was missing. 

According to the Daily Mail, they were mingling with models and other Hollywooders when Kate told Amy to get  a $10 bill out of her handbag to snort a line with.  I guess that just how they roll in Hollywood, most people would have just gone for  a dollar. Anyway, that’s when Skamy noticed the 2 grams of coke in Kate’s purse.  So, thats when she scored the blow and she and Blake headed to the bathroom to do the lines and have sex.

I’m pretty sure that this wasn’t the first time that Amy has had sex or drugs in a public bathroom.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Weird Sex

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Bad new for truck drivers in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.   It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.  I guess they will have to find somewhere else to park their Big Rig!

 

Steer clear of compact vehicles if you live in Liberty Corner, New Jersey.  Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton – I’M NOT A SLUT

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Paris Hilton who’s been passed around more times than a bucket of fried chicken at an Alabama picnic,  insists she’s not stupid—or slutty—like you may think.

She claims the “Paris Hilton” we all see in front, of the cameras, whether her feet are in the air or on the ground,  is just a character she’s invented.

“In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead,” (gasp) she says in Paris, Not France, a new documentary about her life, premiering Tuesday on MTV. “But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that.”

But she acknowledges her brand will forever be tarnished by—you guessed it—the infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, like it wasn’t already tarnished.

Yes, she goes down there in the film…

“I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris says. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”

Instead, she says, she has to worry about people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

But it was her mother, Kathy, who had told Paris, ladies don’t have oral-sex, was worried about having to actually watch the documentary.  “I didn’t know [the sex tape] was going to be in it,” she said before seeing the film at a red carpet screening in L.A.

“It’s very tough…I can’t believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It’s going to be very hard for us to watch.”

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sex | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin’s new “friend” – SHE CAN WORK A BONG TOO

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Will Hailey Glassman trip ever end?  It doesn’t look like its going to stop anytime soon or even slow down…  Although, the longer the trip lasts the better Hailey Glasspipeman likes it!

It’s no secret that Goodtime Hailey,  Jon’s new “friend”  likes her share of the chronic. But in a new video airing on tonight’s Inside Edition, she shows that she knows her way around a bong, too.  She has so many facits!

In another clip, she’s smoking the peace pipe, like a Native American,  pantless on the couch and later passed out. umm Classy!

Of course, it seems like she and Jon are ahead of the game and tried to do damage control with their family-friendly playground outing yesterday…  The two froliced around in the Harlem Harriman State Park in New York.  She picked a lovely flower and put it behind his ear and she swang while Jon pushed her….  Glasspipeman told Jon she wanted be as high as she could, so Jon pushed her as hard as his little Asian arms could push!  But I question if swinging was what she had in mind.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

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It was reported Saturday night, Jon Gosselin was photographed with his penis hanging out at Accademia di Vino with some new blonde that was neither Kate Gosselin,  Hailey Glasspipeman nor Lindsay Lohan.

She was later identified as Kate Major, a reporter from Star, and there was talk of her “flirting shamelessly with Jon.”celebrity_birthday_party_LC1_0004_Layer_16_full

No! It couldn’t be, right? How could he leave his piece of ass secret fiancée and all-around elegant 22-year-old lady? This new Kate character didn’t even have a thongscandalous Facebook ready for the Internet to mine for porn party photos or a story of getting kicked out of fat camp for sneaking Panda Express. In other words, she just wasn’t good enough in bed for our Jon.

And just like that, Jon and Hailey soothed our rash fears and reunited after a week apart for a lovely trot stroll through Harlem Harriman State Park in the ghetto New York. They always know just what to do to keep us talking, sort of like another certain couple who shall not be named.  Adam and Kris?

According to voyers onlookers, the two were not shy about their flachulents love.

They held hands, hugged and sucked kissed; Hailey picked her nose a flower and placed it behind Jon’s ear and they played with each others genitals on the swings.

How romantic, how beautiful. Just imagine if there had been no paparazzi to capture the love radiating from these two. The world would be a safer darker place, for sure.

As for the timeline of when the pair started screwingdating, a source on J.Goss damage control Bull Shits swears to People that the devoted husband was masturbating “heartbroken, totally heartbroken” when Kate told him she was done with his small Asian cock  him, which actually “came in out of her mouth the blue.”

The two had been separated for a year prior to Kate screwing her body guard filing for divorce, according to the source, during which time Jon was not allowed to sleep in the couple’s bedroom. That was when he started partying, but the dating stuff didn’t begin until after the divorce papers were filed.

Nice try at demonizing Kate, source, but we all know they’re both the worst.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ryan Reynolds Pics – HOT AND SEXY

Ryan Renolds is Super Hot!  After watching The Proposal last-night I just had to  have more…  What do you think?

July 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Deadly Sex Games – WIFE TIES HUBBY UP FOR 20 HOURS

Women, if your going to have an illicit love  affair here is one tip you shouldn’t forget…  Don’t leave your husband tied up for too long…

A Columbia woman convicted of killing her husband in a sex game gone wrong was ordered Monday to serve 18 months at the county jail… Bargy was accused of tying up her husband and leaving him alone at their Jacobs Lane mobile home for 20 hours. During that time, Bargy was with another man she had met through the Internet while her hubby suffocated.”

Yes, this story is a little old..  But I thought it was worth mentioning…

July 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

David Beckham pics – COLOR ME HORNEY

When it comes to David Beckham you CAN color me horney!  He is the gottest guy around.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Men, Sex, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Prostitutes – GO GREEN

You save this much ! You save this much !

Don’t  you agree that it is every-one’s job to help save the environment?  People are carpooling to help cut down on smog causing emissions. Some people are doing their part by using pump sprayers instead of aerosols that deplete the ozone layer.  Now, even the “Ladies of the Evening” are doing their part to help save the environment.

 A legal brothel in Berlin, Maison d’envie, is offering an “environmental discount” of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there.  I wonder if they get an extra BIG discount if they carpool?

That’s around $7, or half the price of tongue kissing at the brothel (yes, you have to pay extra for that). Rates at the brothel normally start at 30 euros for 15 minutes of sex, or about 14 minutes long than it takes any of the men I’ve known.

The brothel owners say they’re in walking distance of stations on both of Berlin’s major commuter rail lines, as well as a well-maintained bicycle path.  Location, Location, Location….

Brothel owner Thomas Goetz said the new promotion has put some bang back into his business. He told Reuters that up to 5 customers a day are taking advantage of the discount.  I hope they don’t blowall of their savings at one time!

Weird News Central also reports that numerous Berlin housewives are wondering why so many of their husbands have suddenly taken up bicycling.

These are hard times for many people, but now you can do your part to save the environment while just laying there.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Funny, Sex, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

on Gosselin & Hailey Glassman – SEX DRUGS & ROCK n’ ROLL

I think of all of the recently published photos of Jon Gosselin and his new flava of da month, Hailey Glassman, this one is my favorite!  Nothing turns me on like overweight asian man .  I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!  Handlebars or Lovehandles?  Wuwww. 

Now Handlebar Hailey’s school chums are even rating her out…  Your not famus until your friends turn on you or atleast start doing interviews  about you for Star Magazine.

E News spoke to a source that says “At their High School prom, she kind of ended up in everybody’s rooms!  ” he says. Ahhh! And that’s not all—she apparently knew just how to turn a boring field trip into superfun!

“She was a wannabe, kind of ditsy in her own way,” the classmate goes on. “She just did what she could to fit in. She would just say the most absurd things at the worst possible times.”

Full disclosure: Mr. McSource did some modeling back in high school and Hailey had a crush on him; he did not like her back. Ah, high school, so tragic.

Elsewhere on the Internet, another friendly source talks about Hailey: The College Years.

“Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds. When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two words…’coke diet!'” this friend tells The Superficial. Also, Hailey was a gracious hostess during her sophomore Acapulco spring break trip.

“She spent all week hosting several football players in her room. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag-team action).”

Jon Gosselin rolled into the family homestead a few days ago. Looks like it took a day to get all that Ed Hardy out of his system.

Surprisingly, Kate was able to stand being in the same vicinity as her globe-trotting, stoner-dating soon-to-be-ex-husband. There weren’t even any reports of violence or verbal altercations from the house.

In fact, an eyewitness who actually saw Jon walk past Kate says, “It looks like they were civil towards each other. They stayed with each other and the kids for a little while, and then she packed her luggage in her car and left.”

That’s right! Now it’s Kate’s turn to find a troubled twentysomething lovah and go yacht partying. Divorces are the best. And speaking of young troubled lovahs, we’ve got some more info on the elegant Hailey Glassman.

James Appleton, a spring break party friend from Acapulco, told E! News that Hailey was “always down to have a good time.” Yeah, big surprise.

But it’s not always fun and parties for Hailey, she sometimes focuses on being a celebrity. “Once she puts her mind to something, she’s going to do it,” Appleton says. The pair bonded over their interest in acting, and Glassman told him she wanted to be famous one day.

Well, look at her now, she’s got this hot piece, and we’re actually talking about her. Dream come true.

Also today in official Hailey Glassman news, there are her high school pictures, and she’s bisexual. Party on!

Oh, except that she’s an evil bisexual. Hailey’s old lesbian lover warns, “You are wasting your time with Hailey. She’ll destroy you…She’s toxic.” Bummer.

July 17, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Alan Thicke – GETS WOOD

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With a last name like “Thicke” I already have naughty little thoughts… Now this! 

The very married, Alan Thicke, best known for his role as the overprotective Dad from “Growing Pains“, was caught it the act!

Alan and host/Playboy cover girl Olivia Munn were getting their smooch on while taping the 1,000th episode of “Attack of the Show” which airs Thursday on G4.

I’m sure she was just showing her gratification gratitude to the married star, but still.

I wonder what Mrs. Thicke had to say…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cheryl Cole – HAIRY ENOUGH FOR YA?

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Cheryl Cole, OK, first of all, I don’t care how much I spent on Breast Implants, I would not wear this top.  What’s the sense in wearing one at all?  Girl looks like a freaken stripper… 

Not that strippers are bad.  We all have to do what we gotta to do, especially during this recession. 

But for god sake, shave yo damn belly!  Don’t nobody want to see that!  She’s got more hair on her belly than my husband or my boyfriend! LOL

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

HOT FOR TEACHER !

An elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, and what memories they were…  Only the DVD included seven seconds of her having sex on a couch.  Which is about how long it takes when I have sex.

School District Officials asked families of the teacher’s 25 students to get rid of the DVD after the clip was found spliced in a scene where children were sharing stories in class.  I’m sure the stories they have now are much more interesting.

“Just destroy them,” said the spokesperson.

The teacher, whose name isn’t being released, sent the DVD home with her students from on the last day of class Friday. She learned of the mistake after a parent called her and said WTF?. She then called all the parents to ask them to destroy the DVD.

The school district, initially sent a letter home to parents asking them to return the DVDs, but then asked parents to simply destroy them.

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Sexy, Work Related | , , , , | Leave a comment

MOM’s A SCREAMER ! – DURING SEX

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OOhh Aaahh Yess baby Yesssss..

 

A 15-year-old girl thought she heard the sounds of her mother being assaulted by her boyfriend.  So she rounded up some friends to go beat  him up.   They  learned  later that the couple actually were having sex.

The girl misinterpreted the woman’s screams of pleasure, and she and four other teens went to the woman’s bedroom in the home.   One of the teens beat the 27-year-old man with a bat and others punched him, police said. He suffered a black eye and  bruises.

The girl, two 16-year-old boys and another boy, 18, were arrested Wednesday night and were arraigned in Court on Thursday. The daughter was charged with assault and conspiracy. the teens face similar counts. The fifth teenager was not charged.

A judge sealed the police report. The names of the girl and the two boys were not released because of their ages.

The 35-year-old woman, reported on Thursday that the girl is her daughter. She denied she was screaming, and said her daughter thought she heard a slap and believed an assault was happening.

“Instead of asking what was going on, they assumed and took matters into their own hands,” The Mother said. “Now they have to learn a lesson.”

The teens knocked on the bedroom door and the boyfriend opened it, according to the couple, who recently broke up.
The teens rushed into the room and the man, said he didn’t have a chance to explain himself. He said he tried to get away, but the teens chased him down and started beating him in the house.

He said he knelt down over a chair and tried to protect his face, but got hit in the eye and in the back. He said Arnold covered his back to try to protect him, but the teen with the bat started hitting him in the legs. Then the youths left.

The boyfriend says, “What if they fight someone else and those guys don’t walk away? What if they kill somebody?” he said. “Then they’re going to spend the rest of their lives in jail. These kids need to learn, go through the court system and see if you do something to somebody, you see what happens.”

What a DICK!  pun not intended.

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Funny, Men, Parenting | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Weird Sex News

 

 

 

 

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OMG... I don't want to look !

 

 

Clinton, Oklahoma – It is against the law to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.  I guess if it was in a truck it would be OK.  Why would this city have  a need to make this  a law?  Makes you wonder, hu….lol

Coeur d’Alene, Idaho – Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window while someone is having sex. Any officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. Woo, this takes a load off of my mind!… LOL

 
Connorsville, Wisconsin – It is against the law for man to shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.  I don’t really know what to say…  I know there is a joke in there somewhere…..  I’m just too dumbfounded to think of one! LOL.

Detroit, Michigan – Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.  Well hell, that takes all of the fun out it!  If you get hurt, I wonder if that mean that you are covered by both your Auto insurance and Home owners….?   LOL…

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Weird Sex Around the World

We are going to start a new column. 

“Weird Sex Around the World”

It will contain weird sex laws that I think you will find both strange and interesting. 

Most of these laws are left over from olden days but I think some of of them need to still be enforced!

 
 

Weird Sex Around the World

Weird Sex Around the World

 

 

 

In Alexandria, Minnesota, No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.  Thank goodness…. LOL

 
In Ames, Iowa, a husband or lover, I guess, isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.  I don’t mind the gulping beer after sex.  It’s the gulping beer before and during sex that irritates me!  LOL

 

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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

LADIES ONLY – No. 3

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After a whole month of writing about and looking at Jon Gosselin I’m starting to have dreams about Asian men with beer guts…

So, I thought it was about time to cleanse our pallets…

Here is my night on horseback without his shinning armor! 

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June 27, 2009 Posted by | Ladies Only, Sexy | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

LADIES ONLY! YEE HAW !

WARNING!

If you hav a heart condition, don’t go any farther!

Lets see,  we have had a Flirtatios Fireman, a Boodylicious Babe, what can we have next… Oh, I know,

” A COCKY COWBOY” ! 

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I have to change the name of these posts…   My friend Monkey Sue, Aka Monica says: we should call it ” Cocktails ” and you can keep the tails!

MooMoo Buckaroo!

 

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June 19, 2009 Posted by | Ladies Only, Men, Sexy, Sports | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Your Daily Glass of WINEHOUSE!

For those of you who don’t know or are like me and don’t really care, Amy Winehouse, has moved to an island.  Some one told her to she should take in the culture…  So she did, into her VAGINA!  She grabbed the first native she could find….

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Here she is showing the locals what all they did!

 

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , | Leave a comment

LADIES ONLY – Wrangler Butts Drive ME Nuts !

The first “LADIES ONLY” did so well I’m doing another one…  Whoop, here it is!   WRANGLER BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS!  I could just stare at this ass for hours………

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They say a picture is worth 1000 words.  Well, I’ve got 2000 for this one.  1000 for each cheek!

 

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Ladies Only, Sexy | , , , | 1 Comment

LADIES ONLY!

Is it just me or has the gossip circle been sorta blah…  Amy Winehouse is out of Rehab and living on an island.  Jon & Kate & Adam Lambert all came out of the closet and Britney Spears is still trying to get attention by giving little peaks of her over-worked vagina.  So lets do something new to spice things up !  If my partner in crime doesn’t think its in too bad a taste, we will start having a “LADIES ONLY!” segment just to see what you all think.  And if you aren’t a lady, thats ok too.  Here is the first one…

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Now, he is wearing shorts, shoes and sunglasses so technically this isn’t porn….  But does he just happen to be standing in front of that big thingie?  Or is he happy to see me?  I wonder…..

UPDATE:   I origionally posted this just to see if people would be interested in my “LADIES ONLY” idea.  I posted it at 4:30 a.m. and by 7:00 a.m. it was already the top post of the day!  I guess that answers my question !!! 

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June 15, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Men, Sexy | , , , | 2 Comments

Couple arrested for having SEX in Wal-Mart parking lot

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It is just amazing!!!  You really can find EVERYTHING you want at Wal-Mart and at a reasonable price!   Save Money Live Better, Wal-Mart! 

Gastonia, North Carolina (The Weekly Vice) — Sometimes a headline and a photo in a story is enough…. and this is likely such a case. If you can bear to read the details feel free. If not, we’ll certainly understand. Asia Marie Howard, 25, and William Walter Stephens, 83, were arrested Wednesday after having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to police, an officer stopped William Stephens and Asia Howard as they were leaving a Wal-Mart parking lot. Officers were dispatched to the scene after a witness encountered the two having sex in Stephen’s Buick. Investigators say Howard admitted to performing oral sex on Stephens for $20.00

Both were booked into the Gaston County Jail on a charge of crime against nature. Howard was released on a $2,500 bond while Stephens was released on a $1,000 bond.

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This would be a great ad for their “Falling Prices” campaign.  You can save money on $4.00 prescriptions and with the money you save, you can get a blow-job in the parking lot!  Sam Walton, I’m sure is turning in his grave….

 

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June 7, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Weird Sex | , , , , | 1 Comment

Oooh Paris! Such a good girl, Yes her is…

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What the heck is up with Paris Hilton?  We all know how she loves to attract attention to herself!  However when contacted by the MTV’s awards producer, Mark Burness, and asked to participate in their little stunt for the upcoming awards show, she gave them a big NO YOU DIUNT! 

By now, we have all seen, Sacha Baron Cohen flying across the MTV Awards Ceremony and plopping his scrotum on the chin, of none other than Eminem!  Apparently when rehearsing the stunt Socha was clothed!  Eminen didn’t know that the Anal Angel would be wearing a jock strap!

After the ballsy stunt, the Eminem Minis Aka Eminems body guards, promptly removed the Fallen Angel from their employers face and escorted the shocked rapper from the building. 

After the “Real Story” came out and it was admitted that the whole testacular event was staged, we also discovered that Paris Hilton was the first chin of choice.  I wonder why she said no?  We all know that she normally doesn’t mind having a crotchety critter suspended in front of her face.

 

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June 4, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex, Work Related | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Adam Lambert – How Proud Are You?

94032_adam-lambert-appears-on-nbcs-today-show-at-rockefeller-center-on-may-28-2009-in-new-york-cityAdam Lambert may not have won American Idol this year, but he continues to be in the spotlight,  not for his music, but for the origins of his sexuality.  Why is this so important to the public?  I really don’t understand why his sexuality is so relevant.   If nothing else, put together pictures of him kissing other men, along with dressing in drag…and the comment he made about “women” not being a necessity.  (Don’t quote me exactly on that, but it was along those lines.)   

Adam has been very open about many things in his life, but now seems to be playing with the media regarding his sexuality.  Don’t get me wrong, I have been an avid Lambert fan from the get go, but I’m not sure I really like one of his latest comments.  In an interview with People magazine, the reporter asked Adam if he was gay or not.  Adam’s response was “keep speculating.” 

First of all I wonder how many artists are asked that question by People magazine?   Can you see  Mel Gibson being asked that question, or how about Cameron Diaz?  Who knows they both may be bisexual for all we know…But is Adam playing a media game now?  Another well covered line that he said is  “It’s a really, really cool thing … to be able to show people that you can be yourself, and you should be proud of yourself, and you should own who you are and what you’re about,  and never make apologies for it.” 

Well Adam then own it already!  If you are so proud of who you are either come clean or tell everybody to go to hell that it’s nobody’s business!

 

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May 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Paris Hilton No Video this Time

Paris Hilton was complaining just last week that when her sex video was discovered and aired all over the net, it ruined her chances of becoming the second Princess Diana.  She went on to state that she wanted to be like Diana since she was a little girl…..Hmm..No more videos for Paris, I guess she thinks pictures are different!  After all, this is the women who wanted to know what Wal-Mart sold..walls?

GET A ROOM!!!!

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May 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment