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Jon & Kate Marriage Counseling?

drphil-768777I can vouch for this information since I got it from the National Enquirer, the most knowledgeable and informational  news magazine on the face of the earth, and seeing  the way things are going for the Gosselin’s I think this would be a very good idea for them. 

 It was reported that John and Kate are seeking marriage counseling.  I think that is great news especially since family counseling would likely be included and maybe the kids can learn that it isn’t nice to hit, kick or bite each other.    The question remains, however, will parts of these sessions be aired on their reality TV show? 

From things I have seen on TV in regards to this family, I’m sure that the sessions will be televised.  These sessions would be the highest rated shows of the season and would result in the most cash being generated.  In addition, both John and Kate have repeatedly said  “The show is our life and our life is our show”.  

Kate has said before that she will not consider counseling!  Now with the future of their money TLC show on the line, she’s reconsidered, according to sources.

“It’s make it-or-break it time for Jon and Kate. Counseling may be the only hope they have to repair their shattered marriage,” said an insider close to the couple.  “The big question is whether they will allow cameras into their therapy sessions or not.  TLC would want to film at least portions of the sessions, but obviously Jon and Kate would have to write another secret contract  agree.” Plus I think if a few more free trips and more cosmetic surgery is included in with the deal, Jon and Kate would vote unanimously to air the sessions.

Well, WTF gee whiz, this would be just as good as the celebrity rehab program with Dr. Drew.  I have never watched that show, but have heard people refering to it often.  Heck, when I want to see a bunch of addicts trying to detox, I just go hang out on the corner before the state checks arrive.  Another subject…sorry…Serious counseling is hard work , and Kon will be in their glory with a boom mike  recording everything said for their permanent record of their lives.  There is no way that John or Kate can turn down this offer….  I can imagine every reputable board certified psychologist bidding to conduct the sessions.  I can see the headlines now:  Dr. Phil Saves John and Kate’s Marriage.  Now, Send Me Some Money!

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May 25, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

John Gosselin’s Bike

6a00d83451b92469e201156fadc272970c-800wiI try to leave the John and Kate stuff to Margie, since I usually wallow in the public reaction to these two people, but jeez, this stuff is everywhere!  I finally watched the video snippet of the season 5 opener, and my first impression was that John looked like a defeated man.  I thought I could see the pain is his eyes regarding his life choices.  Kate on the other hand seems happy as a clam to continue her life as she sees fit. 

Now I see where TLC’s American Chopper has arrived on the scenes and has given John a Harley of his own.  I can just see the thoughts in John’s head – Hmm….do I sell my soul to the devil?  I sort of like all of these things I get for free….Just think of the babes I can pick up with this thing! 

Come on you two, it’s time to **it or get off the pot!  You can’t have it both ways.  Either you are in a committed relationship or you’re not!  These two seem to want it all….The fame, the money, the admiration, the privacy, the family, the girlfriends the boyfriends , the stuff….John made a comment saying he felt like he lived in a prison.  The only prison I see is the one he purchased for 1.3 million dollars.  Hey John, Hey Kate, no one can have it all…make up your minds!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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May 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

John Gosselin's Bike

6a00d83451b92469e201156fadc272970c-800wiI try to leave the John and Kate stuff to Margie, since I usually wallow in the public reaction to these two people, but jeez, this stuff is everywhere!  I finally watched the video snippet of the season 5 opener, and my first impression was that John looked like a defeated man.  I thought I could see the pain is his eyes regarding his life choices.  Kate on the other hand seems happy as a clam to continue her life as she sees fit. 

Now I see where TLC’s American Chopper has arrived on the scenes and has given John a Harley of his own.  I can just see the thoughts in John’s head – Hmm….do I sell my soul to the devil?  I sort of like all of these things I get for free….Just think of the babes I can pick up with this thing! 

Come on you two, it’s time to **it or get off the pot!  You can’t have it both ways.  Either you are in a committed relationship or you’re not!  These two seem to want it all….The fame, the money, the admiration, the privacy, the family, the girlfriends the boyfriends , the stuff….John made a comment saying he felt like he lived in a prison.  The only prison I see is the one he purchased for 1.3 million dollars.  Hey John, Hey Kate, no one can have it all…make up your minds!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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May 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Jon & Kate’s New Season 5 Episode. What is Really Going On!

The clouds have parted and the sun is shinning through!  We have all been bombarded with articles and photos of Jon & Kate, from TLC’s hit television show “Jon & Kate Plus 8” with their supposed love slaves. 

Jon & Kate have held steadfast in the denials of their extra marital affairs.  Even though there are photos, interviews and even rumors of a “secret contract” between the the two stars actually allowing them to date outside of their marriage.  Even Kate’s brother Keven and his wife Jodi have jumped on the idolatrous Jon and Kate Bandwagon.  

Still, with all of this overwhelming information supporting the allegations that the two TLC stars are continuously copulating with cohorts of questionable character.  Something has been gnawing at me, and I just haven’t been able to figure it out.  UNTIL TODAY! 

( IF ) Jon & Kate are being unfaithful to one another.  And IF they are denying it.  And IF they want people to believe that everything is hunkiedory with their relationship.  Then WHY are they sitting on different couches doing seperate interviews?  If  I was truly trying to make people believe that my relationship was stable for the sake of the moneyshow.  We would be sitting on top of one another!  So, why are they on seperate couches? 

Could it be that the whole who is screwing who fiasco has all been a roose to obtain more ratings?  The facts just aren’t adding up!  I wonder…..

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May 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment