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Paris Hilton – I’M NOT A SLUT


Paris Hilton who’s been passed around more times than a bucket of fried chicken at an Alabama picnic,  insists she’s not stupid—or slutty—like you may think.

She claims the “Paris Hilton” we all see in front, of the cameras, whether her feet are in the air or on the ground,  is just a character she’s invented.

“In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead,” (gasp) she says in Paris, Not France, a new documentary about her life, premiering Tuesday on MTV. “But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that.”

But she acknowledges her brand will forever be tarnished by—you guessed it—the infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, like it wasn’t already tarnished.

Yes, she goes down there in the film…

“I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris says. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”

Instead, she says, she has to worry about people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

But it was her mother, Kathy, who had told Paris, ladies don’t have oral-sex, was worried about having to actually watch the documentary.  “I didn’t know [the sex tape] was going to be in it,” she said before seeing the film at a red carpet screening in L.A.

“It’s very tough…I can’t believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It’s going to be very hard for us to watch.”

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sex | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment


Don’t ya just hate getting your drivers license renewed? You have to go stand in line–for what seems like hours and wait for people who apparently hate their jobs to shuffle around and finally take your picture… Well, not if your Paris Hilton!

Peeps at the DMV in Santa Monica say that Paris paid a visit the other day and got a new pic … after posing for 5 of them. We’re also told Hilton’s assistant called ahead and asked the staff for a little special treatment so the woman famous for doing nothing wouldn’t have to stagnate in a long line. They accommodated the request. And employees were told to turn their cell phones off so no one would take a pic of Hilton getting her picture taken …

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , | Leave a comment

Oooh Paris! Such a good girl, Yes her is…


What the heck is up with Paris Hilton?  We all know how she loves to attract attention to herself!  However when contacted by the MTV’s awards producer, Mark Burness, and asked to participate in their little stunt for the upcoming awards show, she gave them a big NO YOU DIUNT! 

By now, we have all seen, Sacha Baron Cohen flying across the MTV Awards Ceremony and plopping his scrotum on the chin, of none other than Eminem!  Apparently when rehearsing the stunt Socha was clothed!  Eminen didn’t know that the Anal Angel would be wearing a jock strap!

After the ballsy stunt, the Eminem Minis Aka Eminems body guards, promptly removed the Fallen Angel from their employers face and escorted the shocked rapper from the building. 

After the “Real Story” came out and it was admitted that the whole testacular event was staged, we also discovered that Paris Hilton was the first chin of choice.  I wonder why she said no?  We all know that she normally doesn’t mind having a crotchety critter suspended in front of her face.


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June 4, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex, Work Related | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Paris Hilton No Video this Time

Paris Hilton was complaining just last week that when her sex video was discovered and aired all over the net, it ruined her chances of becoming the second Princess Diana.  She went on to state that she wanted to be like Diana since she was a little girl…..Hmm..No more videos for Paris, I guess she thinks pictures are different!  After all, this is the women who wanted to know what Wal-Mart sold..walls?


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May 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Poor Little Rich Girl

paris-hiltonPoor Paris Hilton.  Paris has just reveled that her future dreams were dashed when her sex tape was leaked to the public.  She claims that when she was just a little girl she wanted to grow up to be like Princess Diana.  If it weren’t for that darn sex tape, Paris would have become the Goodwill Ambassador for charities worldwide.   She would have become one of the most glamorous women of all times.   After the release of the  tape with Rick Solomon, she claims that the press and paparazzi then made it impossible for her to follow in Diana’s footsteps.  Hilton has been quoted as saying “When I heard about (the video) I thought, ‘Yeah right. It’s going to be a look-a-like. It’s going to be a joke.  A couple of hours later it was all over on-line, and I saw it. But with that, you know, it’s like it’s the most intimate thing you can do. The whole f–king world is watching it and laughing at you.” ” That’s not what I wanted when I was a little girl,” she said. “It’s not what I planned. I always looked up to people like Princess Diana and now I can never be like that.”

Hmmm…..let me see, maybe if she never made the video, it would have never been leaked.  I’m sure Princess Diana didn’t star in a sex tape.  If Diana had, I’m sure we would have also heard about that.  Let me see, why let a sex tape define the rest of your life?  Ok, you were young and dumb, now your just dumb….you can still make some decisions to where your life will lead. Oh, but maybe not Paris…I’m sure she has a stressful life full of parties and parparrazi, Oh, how or how can she find the time….

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May 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment