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Are You Ready for JON & KATE PLUS 8 “LIGHT”

Are you ready for the Gosselin’s?  Tonight is the first episode of the new and improved Jon & Kate Plus 8 “Light”.  It’s  just as filling but now with 50% less parents. 

This show is now going in so many different directions even I have trouble keeping up.  If  it’s not Jon hanging out on a yacht with his “flava of tha day” and showing his “Dickie Doo”, it’s Kate buying a new condo down the street from her body guard, “who she’s not having an affair with”, YEA RIGHT.  Wouldn’t want that to be any more obvious…

The show that was originally supposed to depict the daily lives of a family that has twins and sextuplets has morphed into torrid soap opera of sex, money and deceit.  Ooh, I can’t wait! jrewing.jpg

Jon:   The little Asian man who uses his ancient Chinese secrets to control women while he struggles with his chemical addiction. 

Kate:  The “Power Hungry” vixen who controls the Gosselin Empire but has no problem getting it on with the hired help.

Jodi & Kevin:  The poor relatives that have been exiled from the family and struggle to find a connection to the families fortune.

Doesn’t this remind you of another previously famous soap?  Oh, yea, Dallas!

I can’t wait to see how the kids turn out!

August 3, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Crazy Stuff Kids Do!

Crazy stuff kids do!

Let’s do something different.

On another blog site, my friends an I started talking about the crazy things that our kids had done or crazy things that we had done to them.  It really seemed to catch on and was a lot of fun.  I’ll start with my favorite story and then you can share your crazy stories about your kids.


It was around Christmas time a few years ago and our two children were getting to be just about the age where they questioning if Santa Clause was real or not. 

We told them the usual stuff.  If you don’t believe in Santa he might not bring you any gifts so you better believe just to be safe….  You better still be good just in case he does exist, you wouldn’t want to miss out on getting gifts.  etc….

Christmas Eve night my husband was getting smashed partaking in some “Christmas Spirits”.  We were hurradly assembling the kids gifts that were to be from Santa for the following morning.  He and I were discussing how the children were growing up and soon they wouldn’t believe in Santa at all.

My husband, with his  twisted male way of thinking, sprang to his feet and went to the kitchen.  He got down the box of Little Debbie Brownies that I was saving for Christmas day, (you know, the kind with the little sprinkles)…  He started opening the packages of brownies and began rolling them around in his hands into the shape of turds.  I was thinking, WHAT THE HELL!  He has had WAY too much to drink.  When he was done shaping the little turds, he took them outside and threw them on the roof of the house!

The next morning, after the kids were done opening their presents, he went outside to get something from his truck.  When he came back into the house he says, in a very upset voice, “Those damn reindeer have done shit on the house”!  The kids knowing Daddy never uses bad words unless he is really really mad, jumped to their feet and rushed outside to see the fecal madder on the roof.  Their eyes were opened wide and full of wonder as they stared at the poop on the roof. 

There was then no doubt that there really was a Santa….

Click on commets below and share your own funny story…

July 6, 2009 Posted by | Family, Funny | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment


Though Michael Jackson was wed to Debbie Rowe, it has come to light that neither Rowe nor Jackson were biological parents to their children.  They were conceived using donor sperm and egg while Rowe’s womb served as an incubator. 

“He is the dad,” says a Jackson insider. “He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth.”

Though neither Rowe nor Jackson ever spoke publicly about their kids’ true lineage.

The biological father has been discovered.  It is Arnold Klein, Jackson’s L.A.-based dermatologist and Rowe’s former boss, multiple sources confirm.


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July 1, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson’s Kids – WHO ARE THE REAL PARENTS ?

Everyone already knew that Michael Jackson was not any of his babies daddy.  Others argue that just because a child has a mixed harritage doesn’t mean that you will be able to tell just by looking.  This is true to some extent, however, you wouldn’t expect them to look Swedish either. 

We thought the “CAT WAS OUT OF THE BAG” when mother Debbie Rowe did a recent interview in which she admitted that her marriage to Michael Jackson had been a sham and that she had offered her womb to the singer to bear his spawn.  Well, apparently, there were still a few cats left in that bag!

We have now learned that Debbie Row is not the biological mother of the two children that she bore for Jackson.  All three of the children were conceived in vitro (outside the womb).

Multiple sources deeply connected to the births tell us Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids. Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate, and paid well for her services in the births of Michael Jr. and Paris.

In the case of Prince Michael II(the youngest), we’re told the surrogate was never told of the identity of the “receiving parent” — Michael Jackson. Three days after Prince was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego County, Jackson’s lawyer came to the hospital to pick the baby up and deliver him to Michael.

We don’t know if Jackson chose the sperm or egg donors or if he even knew who they were.

Although Rowe is not the biological mother, it’s not certain that she would lose a custody battle. This type of case has never been litigated in California courts. Since Rowe was married to Jackson when Michael Jr. and Paris were born, there’s a presumption that she’s the biological parent. That presumption can be rebutted by other evidence.

We know there are documents outlining the whole arrangement for the birth of all three kids. Nonetheless, it’s still an open issue with the courts.


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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments


Michael Jackson’s will has surfaced and WOW is his Dad going to be pissed!  Jackson signed a will in 2002 providing for his children and his mother, but leaving Joe, Michael’s father out – according to the Wall Street Journal.

Michael’s attorney, john Branca, has the will and plans to file it with the court within 30 days of Jackson’s death.    Michael reportedly left his estate, estimated at $1 billion, to his mother, his three children and a few charities. 

I guess now we know why Michael’s people refused to let family members from removing things from Michael’s home.

Michael testifies to the fact that his father, Joe, abused him when he was younger.  I guess it is Michael that gets the last laugh….


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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment


Katherine Jackson, mother of Michael Jackson has just been awarded temporary guardianship of Michael’s 3 children. 

Katherine, now 79, will be the temporary guardian of Michael’s three kids, Prince Michael Jr., 12, Paris Michael Katherine, 11 and Prince Michael II,  now 7. 

She will retain temporary guardianship of the children until July 6th when permanent guardianship will be determined by a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge.

It may just be in my nature to be suspicious, however, isn’t making a decision by June 6th which is Monday a little quick to be deciding permanent guardianship of the children?  I wonder if this is an attempt to keep “The Nanny” from obtaining guardianship?


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June 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Students refusing to say Pledge!

mc1Sorry, I am a blog whore, I admit it! Today when I was screwing around scouring the net for interesting and educational information, I came across this email. I found it both interesting and disturbing. I have two young children and this has me concerned. Read it and see what you think?

Good Evening Sir,

After reading your many columns, I believe you may be interested in knowing the events of my morning as a substitute teacher in Henrico County, Virginia. It was during my time in a paramilitary fire academy that I grew to become passionate about my country’s flag and what it represents. This is why I’m inflamed at the apathy of the students I “taught” today.
In Henrico county, there are predominately white schools and, of course, there are predominately black schools (for which we receive extra compensation to substitute). Before the class began this morning (at a predominately black school), the morning announcements blared over the loud speaker requesting students to participate in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. With a class of 25 students, I was the only one saying the Pledge. The rest of the students walked around the classroom, sat down, talked, and/or paid absolutely no attention.

After the conclusion of the announcements, I told the class that they had been utterly disrespectful, not to me, not to the school, but to their own country which has given them the freedom to be educated today. I told them politely to stand up and to try again. Only 2 students stood up until I firmly asked the rest of them to at least stand up. The attitudes I received were nasty, especially by two 14 year-old girls who shook their behinds in their seat and informed me they were not going to comply. Only 8 out of 25 students actually recited the Pledge of Allegiance again. The rest “didn’t feel like” doing it.
In my opinion, this travesty should be screamed to the masses. Absolutely unforgivable. Before the class even began, all of the students were brought breakfast which consisted of 2 pop tarts, a bowl of frosted flakes, a carton of chocolate milk, and an apple juice box. If they did not want this, their other option was a chicken biscuit. FREE TO THEM. This was delivered to them in their classroom; they did not even have to walk to the cafeteria! At the beginning of the school year, all middle school and high school students in the county are issued a personal laptop computer to use at home and school. FREE TO THEM. This is not to mention simply the cost of their public education – teacher’s pay, supplies, building, etc. ONCE AGAIN, FREE TO THEM.

Our AMAZING country is not letting these students go hungry, neither depriving them of new technology nor forbidding them to attend school like in some countries. Instead, it is GIVING them a FREE breakfast, a FREE laptop, a FREE education, and FREE after school activities (sports, arts, etc.). Of course, FREE meaning that the rest of the county citizens and I paid for it. Even after all of this, only 8 out of 25 students felt it necessary to show appreciation, respect, and reverence to the country who has not only given them all of this, but more importantly has had its own citizens die to give them the right of “liberty and justice for all.”
If this ticks you off, what the assistant teacher in the room said next will drive you nuts. She informed me that, of course, we cannot make any student state the Pledge, but that I should not even strongly request that students recite the pledge because it may offend the Muslim students who, for religious reasons, do not believe in saying it. I am speechless. There is nothing more to say than that there is something seriously screwed up with this situation and this apparent air of entitlement. These students are completely ungrateful and disrespectful to the country which has given them every opportunity to succeed. By the way, I have yet to witness the students at the predominately white schools behave this way during the 12 seconds it takes to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Disgusting.
I realize this email is probably adding fuel to the fire, but enough is enough. If you have any ideas as to how I can influence change regarding students respectfully saying the Pledge, please let me know.

Am I over reacting? What do you think?

May 13, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting | , , , , , , | Leave a comment