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Are You Ready for JON & KATE PLUS 8 “LIGHT”

Are you ready for the Gosselin’s?  Tonight is the first episode of the new and improved Jon & Kate Plus 8 “Light”.  It’s  just as filling but now with 50% less parents. 

This show is now going in so many different directions even I have trouble keeping up.  If  it’s not Jon hanging out on a yacht with his “flava of tha day” and showing his “Dickie Doo”, it’s Kate buying a new condo down the street from her body guard, “who she’s not having an affair with”, YEA RIGHT.  Wouldn’t want that to be any more obvious…

The show that was originally supposed to depict the daily lives of a family that has twins and sextuplets has morphed into torrid soap opera of sex, money and deceit.  Ooh, I can’t wait! jrewing.jpg

Jon:   The little Asian man who uses his ancient Chinese secrets to control women while he struggles with his chemical addiction. 

Kate:  The “Power Hungry” vixen who controls the Gosselin Empire but has no problem getting it on with the hired help.

Jodi & Kevin:  The poor relatives that have been exiled from the family and struggle to find a connection to the families fortune.

Doesn’t this remind you of another previously famous soap?  Oh, yea, Dallas!

I can’t wait to see how the kids turn out!

August 3, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse / Kate Moss – COCAINE & SEX IN THE BATHROOM

Skamy Amy Winehouse, being the pillar of the community as she is, was just aquited of charges that she brutally attacked a drunken fan who was trying to get a picture taken with the singer, claiming fear and self defense as her reasons for the attack. 

She was also recently granted a divorce from her drug induced marriage to husband Blake Fielder-Civil.  Poor Skamy Amy Winehouse has been through so much, trying to distance herself from the negative influences in her life.  NO, WAIT, I forgot we were talking about Amy Winehouse….

Well NOW, her incarcerated ex-hubby is coming out of the closet.  Not because he dropped the soap in the prison shower but about some of he and Amy’s sexually drug induced exploits.

Amy’s EX claims that she stole supermodel Kate Mosses blow / cocaine.  Blake claims that while at a private party at NYC’s Gramercy Park Hotel, Amy went into Kate’s purse and stole two grams of coke. 


Kate, I’m a Supermodel, Moss was so plastered, she never noticed that it was missing. 

According to the Daily Mail, they were mingling with models and other Hollywooders when Kate told Amy to get  a $10 bill out of her handbag to snort a line with.  I guess that just how they roll in Hollywood, most people would have just gone for  a dollar. Anyway, that’s when Skamy noticed the 2 grams of coke in Kate’s purse.  So, thats when she scored the blow and she and Blake headed to the bathroom to do the lines and have sex.

I’m pretty sure that this wasn’t the first time that Amy has had sex or drugs in a public bathroom.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kate Gosselin – NEEDING CHEEK IMPLANTS

Kate Gosselin flashes her tanned body near her PA home on Thursday.  From these pictures I think it’s time to ask someone for a free set of cheek implants…

Also, the Kate Haters have named Kate’s hair style, [ not shown].  They are calling it the chunk stripe, bi-level porcupine reverse mullet weave…. LOL, How funny!

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July 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Jon & Kate – 6/29/09 EPISODE

Jon & kate Plus 8 - Air Date 6/29/09

Jon & kate Plus 8 - Air Date 6/29/09

I’m sorry I didn’t get this post up last-night but I just wasn’t feeling the love after watching Jon & Kate last-night.  The newest episode wasn’t a new episode at all.  It was a bunch of experts from previous episodes.  Then at the end of the episode they showed clips of “New” Upcoming episodes.  I wonder if they still get paid their $70,000 for this episode although it was a mix of older ones.

It began with Jon & Kate telling about how she and Jon met. Kate tells how in 1997 she went to a picnic with a friend who worked in the same hotel as Jon.  I found this particularly interesting.  It seems Jon has always had a thing for hotels She continued by telling how she saw a guy smoking walking across the grass, that she wasn’t looking for anyone, but he caught her attention and she decided she was not going to leave until she trapped met him. 

He was 22 when they got married and she was 24.  They went to Disney World for their Honeymoon. There is a joke in there somewhere…

Jon & Kate tell  how they felt their was underlying problems as to why Kate wasn’t getting pregnant.  She went to the Doctor and found out she was right, as usual.  She then went to a fertility specialist.  She found out she was pregnant on Tuesday, February 29th at 4am for the first time.

Kate describes Maddy as having a very sweet and kind heart.  She then says she has her  “OH DEAR” side.  Kate says Maddy tries to be manipulative, controling and has to be in charge all of the time. That reminds me of someone,,,  who is it?  

When the twins turned 1 Kate felt the need to have another baby.  Jon saw how badly Kate wanted to have 6 more kids to exploit another baby and agreed to let her go back to the fertility Doctor when the twins turned 3 years old. 

Kate had the sextuplets, she is in the hospital and she is sitting in a wheelchair mumbling, “I want to see my babies, I want to see my babies”…  Kate looks so completely different from how she looks now.  Aahh, the miracles of plastic surgery.

Then they go through and describes each sextuplets personality..  It would take me all day to write about each one, so I will just tell you about Joel..  His, I thought was the funniest. 

Kate says Joel is into fashion and style like Jon is.  He notices every woman’s different lipstick colors, their hair, and shoes.  Just like Jon. He is the best traveler and is a little quiet.  Just like Jon.  Jon then says that Joel has a little wienie quality to him.  Just like Jon.  Kate says Joel is the unending fountain of wine.  Just like Jon.  Kate says someday Joel will find a woman who will fall in love with his looks, get married and then find out how clueless he is.  Just like Jon.  Joel is just like Jon….

Then they described some of each child’s personal day.

Jon cooks Asian food.

They have Movie Night in the basement.

They went camping in the back yard.

They went to see Thomas the Train.

Went to Hawaii.

Went to Utah to ski.

Went to Memphis.

They showed the kids being potty trained.  Kate took pictures of each kid and their first poop in the kiddie potties which Kate admits a lot of people found offensive.  When I was training my kids we just clapped our hands and said “good job”.

The kids learned to ride a bike.

The kids went to the dentist.

They went to Carolina.

The kids started Kindergarten.

They move to first new house.

They move to new mansion.

They get the dogs.

Jon can’t be Jon.  Without getting caught.  He has to be Jon & Kate plus 8.

Jon and Kate announce their separation

Then they showed clips of upcoming new episodes.  Jon & Kate do things with the kids separately.

So, you see why I didn’t go into great detail about the whole show…  Maybe the next episode will be more interesting.

 

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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments