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Kate Gosselin Buys A Condo

With time the truth is going to come out.  I don’t know why I can’t tune these loony birds out.  It’s just so utterly amazing to me.

Jon Gosselin has been quoted as saying that Kate began cheating on him, that’s why he asked for a divorce.  He claims his new found freedom had nothing to do with a mid-life crises or a desire to bed any skank that looked at him twice. 

It’s now taking an interesting turn.  Kate Gosselin has bought a condo in Rockville, Maryland.  Hint hint, that’s where her rumoured lover, ex-bodyguard, Steve Neild lives.

Amazing, the children live in Pennsylvania, Jon lives in New York City, and Kate now lives in Maryland.  To think just a few short years ago these fame mongers were living off of the State of Pennsylvania. 

Kate, you blew it!  You were actually turning people your way!  Jon has been making such an ass out himself lately without any help from you.  Now you have to go out and start rumors of your own.  Was Jon getting too much publicity?  I know negative publicity is better than no publicity!

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Jonas Brothers & Kate plus 8 – PARTY DOWN

kateJon “I HATE BEING A CELEBRITY”  Gosselin may be the one getting most of the attention these days as he lives it up with his flava of da week,  but it’s Kate Gosselin‘s socks that got rocked off tonight.

Kate, officially queen of the underworld, took twins Cara and Maddy see The Jonas Brothers show at Wachovia Center in Philadelphia. 

An eyewitness told E! News the trio and one of the twins’ friends rode in a black stretch limo, with mini bar,  to the concert, which started shortly after 7 p.m.

“They were really happy and excited,” the source said of the three little ones, all smiles as they arrived at the arena.

And I guess Kate was pretty happy too.  Not only because of the looks on her kids’ faces, but because the newly single lady had the chance to put her hands up in the club, because she just broke up and is doing her own little thang.  You go Kate! 

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if she took one of the Jonas Bro’s home with her!

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin’s new “friend” – SHE CAN WORK A BONG TOO


Will Hailey Glassman trip ever end?  It doesn’t look like its going to stop anytime soon or even slow down…  Although, the longer the trip lasts the better Hailey Glasspipeman likes it!

It’s no secret that Goodtime Hailey,  Jon’s new “friend”  likes her share of the chronic. But in a new video airing on tonight’s Inside Edition, she shows that she knows her way around a bong, too.  She has so many facits!

In another clip, she’s smoking the peace pipe, like a Native American,  pantless on the couch and later passed out. umm Classy!

Of course, it seems like she and Jon are ahead of the game and tried to do damage control with their family-friendly playground outing yesterday…  The two froliced around in the Harlem Harriman State Park in New York.  She picked a lovely flower and put it behind his ear and she swang while Jon pushed her….  Glasspipeman told Jon she wanted be as high as she could, so Jon pushed her as hard as his little Asian arms could push!  But I question if swinging was what she had in mind.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment



It was reported Saturday night, Jon Gosselin was photographed with his penis hanging out at Accademia di Vino with some new blonde that was neither Kate Gosselin,  Hailey Glasspipeman nor Lindsay Lohan.

She was later identified as Kate Major, a reporter from Star, and there was talk of her “flirting shamelessly with Jon.”celebrity_birthday_party_LC1_0004_Layer_16_full

No! It couldn’t be, right? How could he leave his piece of ass secret fiancée and all-around elegant 22-year-old lady? This new Kate character didn’t even have a thongscandalous Facebook ready for the Internet to mine for porn party photos or a story of getting kicked out of fat camp for sneaking Panda Express. In other words, she just wasn’t good enough in bed for our Jon.

And just like that, Jon and Hailey soothed our rash fears and reunited after a week apart for a lovely trot stroll through Harlem Harriman State Park in the ghetto New York. They always know just what to do to keep us talking, sort of like another certain couple who shall not be named.  Adam and Kris?

According to voyers onlookers, the two were not shy about their flachulents love.

They held hands, hugged and sucked kissed; Hailey picked her nose a flower and placed it behind Jon’s ear and they played with each others genitals on the swings.

How romantic, how beautiful. Just imagine if there had been no paparazzi to capture the love radiating from these two. The world would be a safer darker place, for sure.

As for the timeline of when the pair started screwingdating, a source on J.Goss damage control Bull Shits swears to People that the devoted husband was masturbating “heartbroken, totally heartbroken” when Kate told him she was done with his small Asian cock  him, which actually “came in out of her mouth the blue.”

The two had been separated for a year prior to Kate screwing her body guard filing for divorce, according to the source, during which time Jon was not allowed to sleep in the couple’s bedroom. That was when he started partying, but the dating stuff didn’t begin until after the divorce papers were filed.

Nice try at demonizing Kate, source, but we all know they’re both the worst.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon & Kate – 6/29/09 EPISODE

Jon & kate Plus 8 - Air Date 6/29/09

Jon & kate Plus 8 - Air Date 6/29/09

I’m sorry I didn’t get this post up last-night but I just wasn’t feeling the love after watching Jon & Kate last-night.  The newest episode wasn’t a new episode at all.  It was a bunch of experts from previous episodes.  Then at the end of the episode they showed clips of “New” Upcoming episodes.  I wonder if they still get paid their $70,000 for this episode although it was a mix of older ones.

It began with Jon & Kate telling about how she and Jon met. Kate tells how in 1997 she went to a picnic with a friend who worked in the same hotel as Jon.  I found this particularly interesting.  It seems Jon has always had a thing for hotels She continued by telling how she saw a guy smoking walking across the grass, that she wasn’t looking for anyone, but he caught her attention and she decided she was not going to leave until she trapped met him. 

He was 22 when they got married and she was 24.  They went to Disney World for their Honeymoon. There is a joke in there somewhere…

Jon & Kate tell  how they felt their was underlying problems as to why Kate wasn’t getting pregnant.  She went to the Doctor and found out she was right, as usual.  She then went to a fertility specialist.  She found out she was pregnant on Tuesday, February 29th at 4am for the first time.

Kate describes Maddy as having a very sweet and kind heart.  She then says she has her  “OH DEAR” side.  Kate says Maddy tries to be manipulative, controling and has to be in charge all of the time. That reminds me of someone,,,  who is it?  

When the twins turned 1 Kate felt the need to have another baby.  Jon saw how badly Kate wanted to have 6 more kids to exploit another baby and agreed to let her go back to the fertility Doctor when the twins turned 3 years old. 

Kate had the sextuplets, she is in the hospital and she is sitting in a wheelchair mumbling, “I want to see my babies, I want to see my babies”…  Kate looks so completely different from how she looks now.  Aahh, the miracles of plastic surgery.

Then they go through and describes each sextuplets personality..  It would take me all day to write about each one, so I will just tell you about Joel..  His, I thought was the funniest. 

Kate says Joel is into fashion and style like Jon is.  He notices every woman’s different lipstick colors, their hair, and shoes.  Just like Jon. He is the best traveler and is a little quiet.  Just like Jon.  Jon then says that Joel has a little wienie quality to him.  Just like Jon.  Kate says Joel is the unending fountain of wine.  Just like Jon.  Kate says someday Joel will find a woman who will fall in love with his looks, get married and then find out how clueless he is.  Just like Jon.  Joel is just like Jon….

Then they described some of each child’s personal day.

Jon cooks Asian food.

They have Movie Night in the basement.

They went camping in the back yard.

They went to see Thomas the Train.

Went to Hawaii.

Went to Utah to ski.

Went to Memphis.

They showed the kids being potty trained.  Kate took pictures of each kid and their first poop in the kiddie potties which Kate admits a lot of people found offensive.  When I was training my kids we just clapped our hands and said “good job”.

The kids learned to ride a bike.

The kids went to the dentist.

They went to Carolina.

The kids started Kindergarten.

They move to first new house.

They move to new mansion.

They get the dogs.

Jon can’t be Jon.  Without getting caught.  He has to be Jon & Kate plus 8.

Jon and Kate announce their separation

Then they showed clips of upcoming new episodes.  Jon & Kate do things with the kids separately.

So, you see why I didn’t go into great detail about the whole show…  Maybe the next episode will be more interesting.


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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Jon & Kate plus 8 – NEW HOUSE

Over the past several days, many of you have shown a growing interest in seeing the Jon & Kate’s new home.  I have added several pictures as well as the virtual tour of the home that was origionally on Remax. 

Soon, it will be just Kate’s and the kids home…  So the next time she looks out of the kitchen window and says ” It’s all mine as far as I can see ” she is really going to mean it!

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June 26, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Jon & Kate Plus the Mistress

jon-gosselin-deanna-hummelTo use an Internet phrase:  When Did Jon & Kate jump the shark?  A lot of people would say once the outside advertising took over the show.  For me, the episode where Jon had to do some work on his computer, then turned to the camera and showed TV land  the Allstate Insurance Home Page (I think it was Allstate), was the most defining moment.  In the past we saw ad placements all throughout the series, but none as blatant obvious as this one. 

The show has been surrounded in controversy since day one.  Child Exploitation has been the biggest issue, then of course going public with the divorce announcement.  But I think the worst is yet to come. 

It’s being reported in the New York Daily News that Deanna Hummel, the 23-year old school teacher is expected to appear on Jon & Kate Plus 8 when filming resumes.  OMG, filming with your alleged mistress…..Deanna’s presence isn’t supposed to be a major, but it will be included since she is one of Jon’s friends and she’s part of Jon’s life. 

If this is true, Jon & Kate has moved from the reality family show to the daytime soap opera category.  Jump the shark hell, the show has jumped the whale. 

I didn’t have a problem with the filming of last Monday’s episode.  Jon & Kate have become a world wide name and a business enterprise all in itself.  As Kate has always said, “Their show is their life, and the life is their show.”  So if the show is going to continue, the divorce issue has to be addressed.  But to make the decision to film alleged infidelities has taken things to an entirely different level. 

Maybe it’s time to redo the name of the show and it’s mission statement.  It used to be that Jon & Kate wanted “memories” for their children, and an opportunity to provide for them.  I can’t argue with that, it was their choice to do so.  Without the show, I think the state of Pennsylvania would have been supporting the Gosselin eight  for years to come.  Kate would have had to return to nursing full time since Jon doesn’t seem to have any career skills what so ever.  If the tensions we picked up on every week were so blantent, could you imagine how it would have been with the family being broke? 

Instead of Jon & Kate Plus 8, the show about a family raising twins and septuplets, the show has to be renamed. 

Jon & Kate Plus 8, Behind the Scences of a Family Torn Apart


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June 24, 2009 Posted by | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Jon & Kate Actual Divorce Document

gosselinFor those of you interested, TMZ somehow got a copy of the Gosselin divorce papers.  I think someone from the Recorders Office in Montgomery County,  PA is going to be in deep doggie doo doo. 

Here is the link to the TMZ site if you wish to view the actual papers in a PDF format.  Before you go through the trouble, I will tell you that there is nothing remarkable about them at all.  It’s pretty much a standard fill in the blank form.

The papers were reportedly sealed and a threat just short of physical harm was issued to every employee who has contact with the actual papers.  OK, maybe not physical harm, but the threat of a job loss and criminal prosecution was issued.  Someone is in deep doggie doo…



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June 24, 2009 Posted by | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , | 1 Comment

Jon & Kate No Fault Divorce Grounds

I stated in my last post that there was no way Kate and Jon Gosselin have been living apart for two years as she checked off in her divorce papers.  Instead of wondering why Kate apparently lied on her divorce papers , I decided to do some research and find out what the truth was. 


In the state of Pennsylvania there are two grounds for a no fault divorce.  The first option is to wait until after 90 days of serving the divorce papers and  if both parties agree that the marriage is “irretrievably broken” then a divorce can be granted.  The second option is if you have lived separate and apart for 2 years a no fault divorce can be granted.  That doesn’t mean that you can’t live in the same house, it only means that after you’ve realized that your marriage is over and began living separately (different bedrooms, different life patterns), you must wait 2 years after that point for the no fault divorce to be granted. 

Even though the actual divorce papers are sealed and confidential, these are the only two options that Kate had in order to be granted a no fault divorce. So if Kate checked the first  box, then waited 90 days and John did not agree that the marriage was “irretrievably broken” , then Kate would have to wait two years to have the divorce finalized.  By checking both boxes, time is now accumulating in both scenarios. 

It truly sounded like Kate expected and wanted to work on their marriage.  Jon was the one that felt the marriage was doomed and that he definitely did not love Kate anymore and wanted out.  Whatever happened over the weekend to make Kate feel she had to file on Monday June 22,  to protect herself and her kids must have been a doozy. Past alleged infidelity didn’t make her run out and file.  Kate claims that something that happened over last weekend made her realize that divorce was the only option.   

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June 24, 2009 Posted by | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon & Kate Divorce Season Premiere-Live Blogging!

John-Kate-8-john-and-kate-8-1304383-500-330This will be interesting…Margie will be writing one post and I will be writing another..we will see how different or alike they are!  One big difference is that we live in different time zones.  So Margie will be putting up a nice well written post, and I decided to just blog as I watch. 

Well Jon and Kate are  back and if I must say so myself in rare form.  This is the first show I’ve watched completely through in eons.  OMG, Kate wants to play down the idea that they are not celebrities.  She is telling the paparazzi to go film another mother.  I love how she can yell out to the kids and tell them they have to stay close because of the paparazzi, but then turn around and tell the kids that they are not to say the word.  We call them the “P” word because paparazzi sounds so yucky…OMG, Kate is putting everything on Jon, HE made the bad decisions…OMG did you hear when he said…I can’t write, I can’t talk write and some people say I can’t even breathe right!!! 

Oh poor Kate, she’s doing the birthday by herself, did you hear that, she planned the birthday party by herself, no really Kate had 30 birthday party favors to put together by herself.  After all the little kids still need a party.  Kate is soooo exhausted, did you hear that, she is soooo sooo exhausted…Gee, the parparrazzi were brought up again…I think I’m going to replay this episode and see how many times says the “P” word.  Now Kate is complaining about the bad weather and the bugs in PA!  Guess what?  I lived in NE Ohio for 35 years…that’s what it is like around there!! How long has Kate lived there?  When I heard she was planning a party at a water park in mid May, I didn’t know what she was thinking anyway.

Everything Kate has said so far has been “I’ this or “I” that or “I allowed”, but when Jon would speak he still would say “we” this or “we” that…hmm….interesting.  Kate just kissed a little child….wow..Uh oh, John has just become a “him”….John has on sunglasses so I guess you can’t see the daggars…Kate is pretty much ignoring him.  She’s complaining about the cold again……GOD, what does she expect?  It’s mid May in PA…she’s lucky it’s not snowing…Oops, there’s the “P” word again!  Kate just put on her sunglasses, I think she figured out that the cameras can see the Kate Hate shooting from her eyes. 

Oh, one of the little kids was just hugging John and told him that “she doesn’t want him to leave anymore.”  Kate just gave each one of the kids a “kiss” for their birthday.  Time for the family picture, “Jon take off the sunglasses,” Sit over there.”  MAGICIAN, MAGICIAN WHERE’ S THE MAGICIAN.  I finally get it, this isn’t an act, I mean Kate’s personality, she’s just controlling and very bossy!!  Here we go again MY kids….not OURS, but my kids. Let’s complain about having 2 cakes now, jeez, can’t we just have one for now!  The drill sargent Kate is in rare form.  We are telling everybody  who to sing, when to blow, when to eat.  Now we can have Cake…Isn’t that what was said before someone’s head was chopped off.    Let’s complain again, the party is long, Is this party long?  We are running over shedule! 

John is telling the little girls to hit the pinatas like they are their brothers…haha..Like we don’t see enough of that.  That was one of the things I noticed in the beginning of the show.  The boys are beating the crap out of each other, and the girls too, but boys will be boys…I must say the tups are very comfortable around the cameras and they are too cute (most of the time)  Another kiss from Kate for the kids..I haven’t watched many of these shows, but the one’s I did watch there was no affection being shown.  That was one of the things that turned me off the most.  It was always about Kate.  This is the first show I have ever watched that Kate appears to be interested in her children.  I sure hope it wasn’t just for the camera

Tickle, tickle, tickle camera that’s one of the little kids tickling the camera…I wonder if they think “cameras” are normal for everyone? “What’s the status?” they are asked.. Kate responds “I wish I knew”, whereas Jon replies “I don’t know.”  There Kate goes again..on the couch “I” “I” and John is “We” “We’..Jon and Kate are now on the couch together but don’t look to happy with it.  Jon appears to be completely defeated, and Kate does EVERYTHING  for her kids, and she won’t let any of this hurt her kids.  Jon now has to tell the world that he is there for his kids…Jon and Kate are then asked “What’s the future hold?”  Kate says that she can only speak for herself.  She once again reassured the word that she’s here to stay,  the only thing that will take her away is work.  And Jon responds “And I’m here for my kids.”

Kate is alone now and crying and talking about the birthday party and where they were five years ago…This could be their last family picture, so she knew it was important to do.  Statitics are being told how parents of multiples have a very high divorce rate and at one time she thought that they would be able to beat that, but now she doesn’t think so. She doesn’t understand what happened, but I get the impression that she thinks it is all of John’s fault.  After all, Kate has been doing what she was supposed to be doing, while Jon is the one that screwed up.  She has tried for 6 months to find out or remidy the problem…it’s so complicated, but they have been physically able to pull it off. 

Jon has pretty much said that their marriage is over, but it is nobody’s business but their own.  They will always come together for the sake of the children.  They will make a plan and jointly come together for the sake of the kids. 

OK, guys, this is for thoses who said they weren’t going to watch the show tonight, but really still want to know what’s going on!  That’s why we call it gossip, that’s why we love to hate sometimes.  I’m not saying it’s right, but it’s the way we are.  Tune in tomorrow and I’m sure  I’ll have some different views, but for right now ‘THIS IS THEIR LIFE”.

I’m already thinking back when the boys were calling each other poopy, butts and weiners!!! Oh yeah, boys will be boys!

 Don’t be to hard on my grammer please!!

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May 26, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments