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Top Ten Things Overheard at Obama’s Beer Summit

I haven’t really heard a lot since President Obama’s beer summit….  David Letterman, however, got the scoop…

Top 10 things overheard at the beer summit!

 

 

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August 2, 2009 Posted by | Political, Racial | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Was Your Wedding a THRILLER?

Oh, Dear Lord what have we done?  When Jill and Kevin Heinz’s “Wedding Entrance Dance” went viral last week it spurred a network news turf war.  Now EVERYONE  is jumping on-board.

A “Thriller” That Michael Jackson Could Love: Among YouTube wedding dance clips, this one‘s the king with close to 10 million views after nearly three years. The zombie line dance performed by Brian and Sandy Lundmark’s crew even caught the attention of Jackson’s camp—it’s down on the late singer’s YouTube channel as one of his 13 favorite clips.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Family, Family Interests, Funny, Religious | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler – PICKS A NEW SCRIPT

He’s Gerard Butler…  Here he is sitting in a West Village cafe with a script, apparantly picking a new role for himself.

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You know picking a script can be sticky business…  Then you have to pick the right leading lady so all the other women will be green with envy. 

Picking just the right script can be a real booger.  You can’t after all just fling youself into a role unless it right for you.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Food, Funny | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston – TOGETHER AT LAST

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Gerard Butler is such an angry little man…  But how does he deal with the rumors that he is in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston, who’s been passed around more than a collection plate?  He makes jokes! 

 Recently on  “Conan “The Barbarian” O’Brien, Butler was asked about Aniston, who is his costar in the movie he is  making.   He replied by saying,  ‘Yeah, we’re getting married. What the he–,” Butler tells Parade magazine. Check out al (Read the original story on US Magazine)

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin’s new “friend” – SHE CAN WORK A BONG TOO

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Will Hailey Glassman trip ever end?  It doesn’t look like its going to stop anytime soon or even slow down…  Although, the longer the trip lasts the better Hailey Glasspipeman likes it!

It’s no secret that Goodtime Hailey,  Jon’s new “friend”  likes her share of the chronic. But in a new video airing on tonight’s Inside Edition, she shows that she knows her way around a bong, too.  She has so many facits!

In another clip, she’s smoking the peace pipe, like a Native American,  pantless on the couch and later passed out. umm Classy!

Of course, it seems like she and Jon are ahead of the game and tried to do damage control with their family-friendly playground outing yesterday…  The two froliced around in the Harlem Harriman State Park in New York.  She picked a lovely flower and put it behind his ear and she swang while Jon pushed her….  Glasspipeman told Jon she wanted be as high as she could, so Jon pushed her as hard as his little Asian arms could push!  But I question if swinging was what she had in mind.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Proposal – YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

Last-night my hubby and I went to see a wonderful movie — The Proposal,staring my favorite actress, Sandra Bullock and her leading man Ryan Reynolds… The movie was absolutely fabulous! I believe I’ve seen every movie Sandra Bullock has made and, perhaps with the exception of the classic, Ms. Congeniality, The Proposal is the best ever! She and the all star cast, including Ryan Reynolds, Malin Akerman, Mary Steenburgen, Grag T. Nelson and Betty Whiteall gave outstanding performances… I laughed and cried all through the movie. Thank God for my post movie Prozac… Margaret Tate — Sandra Bullock, played a hard nosed socially inept Chief Editor for a book company that was in the U.S. on a work visa from Canada. She had left the country temporarily for work but did not fill out the proper paper work before leaving. The U.S. government decided to revoke her work visa because of the incident. In an attempt to stay her deportation, Margaret Aka Sandra B. decides to ( temporarily ) marry her good-hearted yet HOT, personal assistant Andrew Paxton, played by Ryan Reynolds… The immigration officer, Mr. Gilbertson played by Denis O’Hare, is hot on the couples trail in an attempt to debunk the phony engagment and have Margaret deported… I never said this movie was realistic,, ” Como Esta? “. In an attempt to convenience the immigration officer that they engagement is real, the couple go to Sitka, Alaska to visit his family and to announce their upcoming marriage. Andrew’s mother Grace, played by Mary Steenburgen and Grandma Gammy, played by Betty Whitetake a special interest in Margret and not only convince the couple to get married in their barn but treat Margret to several excursions including a trip to the only strip club on the small island. Once on the island, Margarete begins spending time with Andrew and actually does fall in love with him. Having forgotten what it was like to have a family, since hers died when she was 16, Margaret realizes she cannot hurt Andrew, and so confesses the deal at the wedding ceremony. However, Andrew chases her to New York just before she is deported and confesses his love for her; they then get engaged “for real”. This movie was both hilarious and heart-warming…. The Alaskan scenery was aw-inspiring! You have to go see this movie! On a personal note, I never realized how HOT Ryan Reynolds was, that is until I saw he and Sandra nude…. ( Don’t worry, no frontal, damn it!)… I have to nominate him for the 2009 Hottie Award!

July 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Family, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Nine Words Women Use…

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
 
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
 
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying UP YOURS!
 
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
 
I read this and had to laugh… It’s soooo true…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

The Crazy Stuff Kids Do!

Crazy stuff kids do!

Let’s do something different.

On another blog site, my friends an I started talking about the crazy things that our kids had done or crazy things that we had done to them.  It really seemed to catch on and was a lot of fun.  I’ll start with my favorite story and then you can share your crazy stories about your kids.

 

It was around Christmas time a few years ago and our two children were getting to be just about the age where they questioning if Santa Clause was real or not. 

We told them the usual stuff.  If you don’t believe in Santa he might not bring you any gifts so you better believe just to be safe….  You better still be good just in case he does exist, you wouldn’t want to miss out on getting gifts.  etc….

Christmas Eve night my husband was getting smashed partaking in some “Christmas Spirits”.  We were hurradly assembling the kids gifts that were to be from Santa for the following morning.  He and I were discussing how the children were growing up and soon they wouldn’t believe in Santa at all.

My husband, with his  twisted male way of thinking, sprang to his feet and went to the kitchen.  He got down the box of Little Debbie Brownies that I was saving for Christmas day, (you know, the kind with the little sprinkles)…  He started opening the packages of brownies and began rolling them around in his hands into the shape of turds.  I was thinking, WHAT THE HELL!  He has had WAY too much to drink.  When he was done shaping the little turds, he took them outside and threw them on the roof of the house!

The next morning, after the kids were done opening their presents, he went outside to get something from his truck.  When he came back into the house he says, in a very upset voice, “Those damn reindeer have done shit on the house”!  The kids knowing Daddy never uses bad words unless he is really really mad, jumped to their feet and rushed outside to see the fecal madder on the roof.  Their eyes were opened wide and full of wonder as they stared at the poop on the roof. 

There was then no doubt that there really was a Santa….

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July 6, 2009 Posted by | Family, Funny | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Doughnut Police

“Cops & Doughnuts” is more than a punchline. It’s now a bakery in Clare, Michigan.  It is owned by nine full-time employees of the Clare Police Department. 

The newly renamed bakery opened Wednesday, offering doughnuts, cookies, muffins, brownies and bread. It also has mugs and T-shirts bearing the “Cops & Doughnuts, 100 Percent Cop-Owned” logo, and phrases including “You Have the Right to Remain Glazed” and “Handcuffs and Cream Puffs.”  I wonder if they will carry “Pigs in Blankets”?

Officer Al White says the officers were concerned when the Clare City Bakery’s owners decided to throw in the towel. The 113-year-old bakery would have become the sixth empty storefront in Clare’s three-block downtown.

The officers were on hand for the grand reopening but have hired a manager and will employ local students as staff.

I see a future porn movie in here somewhere!

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Food, Funny | , , , , , | 8 Comments

Joey Chestnut vs Sasha Grey in – HOTDOG EATING CONTEST

Joey Chestnut chomped down a record 68 hot dogs, capturing his third straight July Fourth hot-dog eating contest at Coney Island, an annual showcase for flamboyant hot dogging contestants eager to show they really are what they eat. 

Sash Grey, porn actress, was unable to attend the event but says she has put away more weiners than that, and she will not take this laying down!

Chestnut of San Jose, Calif., hoisted the American flag and then stood proudly like an Olympic athlete as “The Star-Spangled Banner” played following his 68 to 64 1/2 dog victory over his archrival, six-time titleholder Takeru Kobayashi.

As soon as he knew he had won, he shot his right fist into the air, his mouth still bulging, which was also Sasha’s plan,  while he chewed the last of his wieners at Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest.

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Food, Funny | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sarah Palin talks about – DAVID LETTERMAN’S PENIS

Sarah Palin retaliates against David Letterman’s off color remark about her daughter by talking about his penis….

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This is a joke.. I found the picture and just had to share it…  I hope I don’t get in trouble…

You have to admit, it is pretty funny !

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July 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Weird Sex News

Most of these laws are left over from olden days but I think some of of them need to still be enforced!

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Bozeman, Montana – Has a ban on all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they’re nude.      I wonder if this had become a problem in this town… LOL

Carlsbad, New Mexico -During lunch breaks in no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.  There goes my nooner… LOL

Cleveland, Ohio – Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.  This would help to explain why Cleveland is not a fashion mecca…. LOL

 

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July 1, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment