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Are You Ready for JON & KATE PLUS 8 “LIGHT”

Are you ready for the Gosselin’s?  Tonight is the first episode of the new and improved Jon & Kate Plus 8 “Light”.  It’s  just as filling but now with 50% less parents. 

This show is now going in so many different directions even I have trouble keeping up.  If  it’s not Jon hanging out on a yacht with his “flava of tha day” and showing his “Dickie Doo”, it’s Kate buying a new condo down the street from her body guard, “who she’s not having an affair with”, YEA RIGHT.  Wouldn’t want that to be any more obvious…

The show that was originally supposed to depict the daily lives of a family that has twins and sextuplets has morphed into torrid soap opera of sex, money and deceit.  Ooh, I can’t wait! jrewing.jpg

Jon:   The little Asian man who uses his ancient Chinese secrets to control women while he struggles with his chemical addiction. 

Kate:  The “Power Hungry” vixen who controls the Gosselin Empire but has no problem getting it on with the hired help.

Jodi & Kevin:  The poor relatives that have been exiled from the family and struggle to find a connection to the families fortune.

Doesn’t this remind you of another previously famous soap?  Oh, yea, Dallas!

I can’t wait to see how the kids turn out!

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August 3, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Jonas Brothers & Kate plus 8 – PARTY DOWN

kateJon “I HATE BEING A CELEBRITY”  Gosselin may be the one getting most of the attention these days as he lives it up with his flava of da week,  but it’s Kate Gosselin‘s socks that got rocked off tonight.

Kate, officially queen of the underworld, took twins Cara and Maddy see The Jonas Brothers show at Wachovia Center in Philadelphia. 

An eyewitness told E! News the trio and one of the twins’ friends rode in a black stretch limo, with mini bar,  to the concert, which started shortly after 7 p.m.

“They were really happy and excited,” the source said of the three little ones, all smiles as they arrived at the arena.

And I guess Kate was pretty happy too.  Not only because of the looks on her kids’ faces, but because the newly single lady had the chance to put her hands up in the club, because she just broke up and is doing her own little thang.  You go Kate! 

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if she took one of the Jonas Bro’s home with her!

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

JON & KATE GOSSELIN – TELL CHILDREN OF THEIR IMPENDING DIVORCE

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People Magazine is publishing an interview from, none other than Kate Gosselin, in their next issue of People due to be released on June 6, 2009 and I got the scoop…  Well, some of it anyway.  How?  I’m just good that way! 

Kate even admits during the interview that she feels like she has failed and says that Jon has wanted out of their marriage for a long time. 

“He does not want to be married to me anymore.  No questions asked.  He went and hired a lawyer and said you better get one. So i did.  I never would have made that step.   I never would have done it.”  Kate said.

In telling the kids Kate says that she and Jon never used the word divorce or separation.

“I’m not naive.  I know that my kids will come out of this, to a degree with some sort of dysfunction.  I’m not stupid.  This is a situation that absolutely would have happened whether the cameras were here or not.  I don’t want people thinking we traded marriage for fame, Ever.”

In filing their divorce papers the Gosselins reported that they had been living separately for two years.  Some feel that this is an attempt to take advantage in a loop hole in PA divorce laws that says if you have been separated for two or more years you do not have to wait the customary time for the divorce to be final.

So the question is, how much of the television reality show has been real and how much was staged? 

Kate says;  “Somewhere in all of this we will find happiness”.

They told the children the news last week and as I said previously,  they did not use the words separation nor divorce.  One of the older girls, Cara or Maddy, sources did not say which one,  said that they were not surprised by the news and had been expecting it.   The younger children, now 5, are still too young and don’t understand.

Jon and Kate will be taking turns caring for the children in their PA home and will very seldom be together.  I can’t wait to read the whole thing! 

 

 

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Kate Gosselin – NEEDING CHEEK IMPLANTS

Kate Gosselin flashes her tanned body near her PA home on Thursday.  From these pictures I think it’s time to ask someone for a free set of cheek implants…

Also, the Kate Haters have named Kate’s hair style, [ not shown].  They are calling it the chunk stripe, bi-level porcupine reverse mullet weave…. LOL, How funny!

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July 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Jon & Kate – 6/29/09 EPISODE

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Jon & kate Plus 8 - Air Date 6/29/09

I’m sorry I didn’t get this post up last-night but I just wasn’t feeling the love after watching Jon & Kate last-night.  The newest episode wasn’t a new episode at all.  It was a bunch of experts from previous episodes.  Then at the end of the episode they showed clips of “New” Upcoming episodes.  I wonder if they still get paid their $70,000 for this episode although it was a mix of older ones.

It began with Jon & Kate telling about how she and Jon met. Kate tells how in 1997 she went to a picnic with a friend who worked in the same hotel as Jon.  I found this particularly interesting.  It seems Jon has always had a thing for hotels She continued by telling how she saw a guy smoking walking across the grass, that she wasn’t looking for anyone, but he caught her attention and she decided she was not going to leave until she trapped met him. 

He was 22 when they got married and she was 24.  They went to Disney World for their Honeymoon. There is a joke in there somewhere…

Jon & Kate tell  how they felt their was underlying problems as to why Kate wasn’t getting pregnant.  She went to the Doctor and found out she was right, as usual.  She then went to a fertility specialist.  She found out she was pregnant on Tuesday, February 29th at 4am for the first time.

Kate describes Maddy as having a very sweet and kind heart.  She then says she has her  “OH DEAR” side.  Kate says Maddy tries to be manipulative, controling and has to be in charge all of the time. That reminds me of someone,,,  who is it?  

When the twins turned 1 Kate felt the need to have another baby.  Jon saw how badly Kate wanted to have 6 more kids to exploit another baby and agreed to let her go back to the fertility Doctor when the twins turned 3 years old. 

Kate had the sextuplets, she is in the hospital and she is sitting in a wheelchair mumbling, “I want to see my babies, I want to see my babies”…  Kate looks so completely different from how she looks now.  Aahh, the miracles of plastic surgery.

Then they go through and describes each sextuplets personality..  It would take me all day to write about each one, so I will just tell you about Joel..  His, I thought was the funniest. 

Kate says Joel is into fashion and style like Jon is.  He notices every woman’s different lipstick colors, their hair, and shoes.  Just like Jon. He is the best traveler and is a little quiet.  Just like Jon.  Jon then says that Joel has a little wienie quality to him.  Just like Jon.  Kate says Joel is the unending fountain of wine.  Just like Jon.  Kate says someday Joel will find a woman who will fall in love with his looks, get married and then find out how clueless he is.  Just like Jon.  Joel is just like Jon….

Then they described some of each child’s personal day.

Jon cooks Asian food.

They have Movie Night in the basement.

They went camping in the back yard.

They went to see Thomas the Train.

Went to Hawaii.

Went to Utah to ski.

Went to Memphis.

They showed the kids being potty trained.  Kate took pictures of each kid and their first poop in the kiddie potties which Kate admits a lot of people found offensive.  When I was training my kids we just clapped our hands and said “good job”.

The kids learned to ride a bike.

The kids went to the dentist.

They went to Carolina.

The kids started Kindergarten.

They move to first new house.

They move to new mansion.

They get the dogs.

Jon can’t be Jon.  Without getting caught.  He has to be Jon & Kate plus 8.

Jon and Kate announce their separation

Then they showed clips of upcoming new episodes.  Jon & Kate do things with the kids separately.

So, you see why I didn’t go into great detail about the whole show…  Maybe the next episode will be more interesting.

 

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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Jon & Kate – DIVORCING

After watching the most recent two episodes of Jon & Kate plus 8 tonight, I was left huddled and trembling in the corner of my bedroom, feeling alone and violated.  I could faintly hear sirens in the distance as rain fell against the window and the smell of dehydrated milk from TLC’s Cash Cow permeated the air.  Alias, Jon & Kate are no more….

I have speculated all along, as many others have, that there was more going on behind the scenes of TLC’s hit Reality Show “Jon & Kate plus 8″ than any of us knew.  Even if not on a conscious level, everyone was aware of this and is why so many have been so curious about the real story.

Tonight, Kate gave a peak at her softer side.  And as she stated in her interview, a lot of what people have seen in the past has been her ” survival instincts ” being recorded, brought on by the fact that she can not allow herself to fail for the sake of the children.  Jon,  nonchalant as always, until caught with his hand in the cookie jar or some other oraphis, talked about doing what was best for himself and his kids. 

The couple did announce at the end of the show that they were separating…. However, at the very end, an ominous black screen with white lettering appeared amid the darkness of my room that said the couple, Today, Monday, June 22, 2009, had filed for divorce….

My heart truly hurts for this family….

 

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June 23, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment