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Was Your Wedding a THRILLER?

Oh, Dear Lord what have we done?  When Jill and Kevin Heinz’s “Wedding Entrance Dance” went viral last week it spurred a network news turf war.  Now EVERYONE  is jumping on-board.

A “Thriller” That Michael Jackson Could Love: Among YouTube wedding dance clips, this one‘s the king with close to 10 million views after nearly three years. The zombie line dance performed by Brian and Sandy Lundmark’s crew even caught the attention of Jackson’s camp—it’s down on the late singer’s YouTube channel as one of his 13 favorite clips.

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July 28, 2009 Posted by | Family, Family Interests, Funny, Religious | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Crazy Stuff Kids Do!

Crazy stuff kids do!

Let’s do something different.

On another blog site, my friends an I started talking about the crazy things that our kids had done or crazy things that we had done to them.  It really seemed to catch on and was a lot of fun.  I’ll start with my favorite story and then you can share your crazy stories about your kids.

 

It was around Christmas time a few years ago and our two children were getting to be just about the age where they questioning if Santa Clause was real or not. 

We told them the usual stuff.  If you don’t believe in Santa he might not bring you any gifts so you better believe just to be safe….  You better still be good just in case he does exist, you wouldn’t want to miss out on getting gifts.  etc….

Christmas Eve night my husband was getting smashed partaking in some “Christmas Spirits”.  We were hurradly assembling the kids gifts that were to be from Santa for the following morning.  He and I were discussing how the children were growing up and soon they wouldn’t believe in Santa at all.

My husband, with his  twisted male way of thinking, sprang to his feet and went to the kitchen.  He got down the box of Little Debbie Brownies that I was saving for Christmas day, (you know, the kind with the little sprinkles)…  He started opening the packages of brownies and began rolling them around in his hands into the shape of turds.  I was thinking, WHAT THE HELL!  He has had WAY too much to drink.  When he was done shaping the little turds, he took them outside and threw them on the roof of the house!

The next morning, after the kids were done opening their presents, he went outside to get something from his truck.  When he came back into the house he says, in a very upset voice, “Those damn reindeer have done shit on the house”!  The kids knowing Daddy never uses bad words unless he is really really mad, jumped to their feet and rushed outside to see the fecal madder on the roof.  Their eyes were opened wide and full of wonder as they stared at the poop on the roof. 

There was then no doubt that there really was a Santa….

Click on commets below and share your own funny story…

July 6, 2009 Posted by | Family, Funny | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment