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The Doughnut Police

“Cops & Doughnuts” is more than a punchline. It’s now a bakery in Clare, Michigan.  It is owned by nine full-time employees of the Clare Police Department. 

The newly renamed bakery opened Wednesday, offering doughnuts, cookies, muffins, brownies and bread. It also has mugs and T-shirts bearing the “Cops & Doughnuts, 100 Percent Cop-Owned” logo, and phrases including “You Have the Right to Remain Glazed” and “Handcuffs and Cream Puffs.”  I wonder if they will carry “Pigs in Blankets”?

Officer Al White says the officers were concerned when the Clare City Bakery’s owners decided to throw in the towel. The 113-year-old bakery would have become the sixth empty storefront in Clare’s three-block downtown.

The officers were on hand for the grand reopening but have hired a manager and will employ local students as staff.

I see a future porn movie in here somewhere!

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Food, Funny | , , , , , | 8 Comments


Village People BEWARE!


VILLAGE PEOPLE BEWARE!  If you are a man RUN !  The Octomam has admitted that she has a thing for “A MAN IN UNIFOM”!

While recently talking to a reporter for Radar On-line a “Man in Blue” drove by in a squad car and the wonder womb got visibly distracted! 

When she was asked by the reporter if she had a “thing” for cops she orgismed became flustered and actually blushed!  Porn Blushing is something I would never think I would see her do!  She continues and admitts that she has a little bitty thing NOT HER VAGINA for ” MEN IN UNIFORM “!  

She did, however, continue to refuse to give any information on the donor…. 

Click ” HERE ” to watch the video.


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June 10, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , , , , | 4 Comments