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Kris Allen – WHO’S SLEEPING IN HIS BED

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Fantasize this.  It’s late, the air is warm and a breeze from an open window gently caresses your skin.  Quietly and cautiously, you walk across the room.  You can hear the drumming of your  heart as you  creep ever closer to the side of Kris Allens bed.  Pulse quickening and hands shaking, you reach to grasp the edge of the cover.   Pulling down the cover, you slowly sit on the side of the bed.  Slipping one leg under the cover, you can feel the satin sheet as it glides across your leg.  Slipping your other leg beneath the cover you pull the sheets up to your shoulders as you sink into the warmth and saftey of the bed.

THIS FANTASY CAN NOW BE YOURS FOR ONLY $600. per month!

Sorry, Kris Allen is not optional…

 

If you ever dreamed of sleeping in  Kris Allen’s bed, here’s your chance … and his wife is totally on board to let it happen.

Kris and Katy are currently sub-leasing their fully furnished apartment in Cabot, Arkansas for $600 a month, because the young lovebirds will be spending the next couple of months holed up in Hollywood.

Considering there are only around 20,000 people in Cabot … you don’t have to worry about a long line to apply.

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August 2, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

If you lay with DOGs your going to get FLEAS!

I guess the recession is making it hard on people all over.  People are going to more and more extemes to make ends meet.   

So Jason Hummel, brother of slut23 year old Deanna Hummel, Jon Gosselin’s concubine is trying sell the bed, where  Jon and she did the dirty, on ebay!  Seems like Obama’s stimulus package just isn’t quite enough!

Apparently Hoe DogDeanna moved out, leaving the bed queen size bed,  after her brother, Jason, pimped her story to the media.  I personally would have to have the mattress steamed cleaned before I could use it!  Ewwww!

June 1, 2009 Posted by | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment