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Man – CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH HORSE

 

Accused Horse Molester

I’ll never be able to look at My Pretty Pony the same after hearing  about the South Carolina man who was caught on video having his way with a stabled mare.

Rodell Vereen–age 50– had already been caught, getting a little tail, last year and was still on probation after being charged with buggery.  He was then warned to stay away from the mare in mention and from the Lazy B Stables where the horse  resides.  He was also declared a sex offender.

The owner became suspicious after she began to  notice  the 21-year-old horse, named Sugar, of all things, was acting strange and was getting infections again…  She noticed things had been moved around in the barn.  Dirt was piled up and bales of hay were stacked near the horse’s stall. 

“Police kept telling the owner  it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”  Unless she was a really hot horse!

She spent several nights at the stables, which are about four miles from her home, but didn’t find anything. So she installed surveillance cameras, and when she reviewed the footage from July 19, she couldn’t believe she was seeing horse porn the same man getting his grove on doing the same thing to her horse.

Kenley didn’t call police because she was certain the man would cum back to the stable, and she wanted to make sure he was arrested. So she staked out the barn and caught Vereen inside the horse Monday night, chasing him to his truck and holding him with her shotgun until police came. 

Reports never said if Vereen was hung like a horse or not….  But, some people, I’ve heard have a passions for horses!  I could just go on and on and on…

If you want to read the rest of the story from the original article CLICK HERE!

July 30, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Weird Sex

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Bad new for truck drivers in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.   It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.  I guess they will have to find somewhere else to park their Big Rig!

 

Steer clear of compact vehicles if you live in Liberty Corner, New Jersey.  Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Deadly Sex Games – WIFE TIES HUBBY UP FOR 20 HOURS

Women, if your going to have an illicit love  affair here is one tip you shouldn’t forget…  Don’t leave your husband tied up for too long…

A Columbia woman convicted of killing her husband in a sex game gone wrong was ordered Monday to serve 18 months at the county jail… Bargy was accused of tying up her husband and leaving him alone at their Jacobs Lane mobile home for 20 hours. During that time, Bargy was with another man she had met through the Internet while her hubby suffocated.”

Yes, this story is a little old..  But I thought it was worth mentioning…

July 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Prostitutes – GO GREEN

You save this much ! You save this much !

Don’t  you agree that it is every-one’s job to help save the environment?  People are carpooling to help cut down on smog causing emissions. Some people are doing their part by using pump sprayers instead of aerosols that deplete the ozone layer.  Now, even the “Ladies of the Evening” are doing their part to help save the environment.

 A legal brothel in Berlin, Maison d’envie, is offering an “environmental discount” of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there.  I wonder if they get an extra BIG discount if they carpool?

That’s around $7, or half the price of tongue kissing at the brothel (yes, you have to pay extra for that). Rates at the brothel normally start at 30 euros for 15 minutes of sex, or about 14 minutes long than it takes any of the men I’ve known.

The brothel owners say they’re in walking distance of stations on both of Berlin’s major commuter rail lines, as well as a well-maintained bicycle path.  Location, Location, Location….

Brothel owner Thomas Goetz said the new promotion has put some bang back into his business. He told Reuters that up to 5 customers a day are taking advantage of the discount.  I hope they don’t blowall of their savings at one time!

Weird News Central also reports that numerous Berlin housewives are wondering why so many of their husbands have suddenly taken up bicycling.

These are hard times for many people, but now you can do your part to save the environment while just laying there.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Funny, Sex, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Weird Sex News

 

 

 

 

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OMG... I don't want to look !

 

 

Clinton, Oklahoma – It is against the law to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.  I guess if it was in a truck it would be OK.  Why would this city have  a need to make this  a law?  Makes you wonder, hu….lol

Coeur d’Alene, Idaho – Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window while someone is having sex. Any officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. Woo, this takes a load off of my mind!… LOL

 
Connorsville, Wisconsin – It is against the law for man to shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.  I don’t really know what to say…  I know there is a joke in there somewhere…..  I’m just too dumbfounded to think of one! LOL.

Detroit, Michigan – Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.  Well hell, that takes all of the fun out it!  If you get hurt, I wonder if that mean that you are covered by both your Auto insurance and Home owners….?   LOL…

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Weird Sex News

Most of these laws are left over from olden days but I think some of of them need to still be enforced!

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Bozeman, Montana – Has a ban on all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they’re nude.      I wonder if this had become a problem in this town… LOL

Carlsbad, New Mexico -During lunch breaks in no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.  There goes my nooner… LOL

Cleveland, Ohio – Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.  This would help to explain why Cleveland is not a fashion mecca…. LOL

 

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July 1, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Weird Sex Around the World

We are going to start a new column. 

“Weird Sex Around the World”

It will contain weird sex laws that I think you will find both strange and interesting. 

Most of these laws are left over from olden days but I think some of of them need to still be enforced!

 
 

Weird Sex Around the World

Weird Sex Around the World

 

 

 

In Alexandria, Minnesota, No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.  Thank goodness…. LOL

 
In Ames, Iowa, a husband or lover, I guess, isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.  I don’t mind the gulping beer after sex.  It’s the gulping beer before and during sex that irritates me!  LOL

 

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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Couple arrested for having SEX in Wal-Mart parking lot

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It is just amazing!!!  You really can find EVERYTHING you want at Wal-Mart and at a reasonable price!   Save Money Live Better, Wal-Mart! 

Gastonia, North Carolina (The Weekly Vice) — Sometimes a headline and a photo in a story is enough…. and this is likely such a case. If you can bear to read the details feel free. If not, we’ll certainly understand. Asia Marie Howard, 25, and William Walter Stephens, 83, were arrested Wednesday after having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to police, an officer stopped William Stephens and Asia Howard as they were leaving a Wal-Mart parking lot. Officers were dispatched to the scene after a witness encountered the two having sex in Stephen’s Buick. Investigators say Howard admitted to performing oral sex on Stephens for $20.00

Both were booked into the Gaston County Jail on a charge of crime against nature. Howard was released on a $2,500 bond while Stephens was released on a $1,000 bond.

Danny Vice The Weekly Vice http://www.theweeklyvice.com

This would be a great ad for their “Falling Prices” campaign.  You can save money on $4.00 prescriptions and with the money you save, you can get a blow-job in the parking lot!  Sam Walton, I’m sure is turning in his grave….

 

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June 7, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Weird Sex | , , , , | 1 Comment

Oooh Paris! Such a good girl, Yes her is…

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What the heck is up with Paris Hilton?  We all know how she loves to attract attention to herself!  However when contacted by the MTV’s awards producer, Mark Burness, and asked to participate in their little stunt for the upcoming awards show, she gave them a big NO YOU DIUNT! 

By now, we have all seen, Sacha Baron Cohen flying across the MTV Awards Ceremony and plopping his scrotum on the chin, of none other than Eminem!  Apparently when rehearsing the stunt Socha was clothed!  Eminen didn’t know that the Anal Angel would be wearing a jock strap!

After the ballsy stunt, the Eminem Minis Aka Eminems body guards, promptly removed the Fallen Angel from their employers face and escorted the shocked rapper from the building. 

After the “Real Story” came out and it was admitted that the whole testacular event was staged, we also discovered that Paris Hilton was the first chin of choice.  I wonder why she said no?  We all know that she normally doesn’t mind having a crotchety critter suspended in front of her face.

 

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June 4, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex, Work Related | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Don’t you just LOVE being an AMERICAN !

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There is not a whole lot of things that really get me fired up but here is one!  People wearing their pants down below their asses!  I walked into a convenient store the other day and the sales clerk’s pants were down below his ass!  Of course he didn’t notice me because he was too busy talking on his cell phone.  I immediately left the store and memorized the phone number on the front of the store to report any problems.  I immediately called and reported the incident and  have never returned to this place to do business. 

I actually did some research on this subject a few years ago after having trouble keeping my employees to keep up their drawers.  I discovered that the whole trend originated in prisons.  Males who were willing to have anal sex with other inmates would wear their pants below the asses to “advertise the goods”.  That or for easy access, take your pick.  So why would people want to emulate these people? 

I’m all for freedom but I’m also about protecting the rights of others.  I feel that freedom for some people to wear their pants down below their ass cracks is infringing on my right not to have to look at it!  I live in Texas and in many cities you can now be fined for this obscenity!  However Florida, it appears, must be more forward thinking!

A Florida judge has struck down a Rivera Beach ordinance that prohibited anyone from wearing pants below the waist to expose skin or underwear.

Under the rule, which city lawmakers enacted by overwhelming majority, low riders were cited $150 for the first offense, $300 for the second.

Less than 20 people were caught with their pants down. But when a 17-year-old took the matter to court, he became a hero to skateboarders and others who flaunt their right to dress like imbeciles.

In this photo, boys from Rivera Beach show the world they’re proud to Americans. And if Lee Greenwood could work this right into one of his patriotic songs, I’m going to start buying his albums.

I personally will never visit Florida if this is their way of doing things!

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Weird Sex | , | 1 Comment

Man shoots wife during SEX!

Timothy-Havens-Mug-ShotTalk about shooting your load!  This man, Timothy Heavens, shot his wife while they were having sex!  The woman lived or I wouldn’t be making fun of it, but there are just too many jokes to pass up! 
Timothy Havens was sentenced to 90 days in jail after telling a 911 dispatcher in November of 2008 that he accidentally shot his estranged wife during sex.
Havens explained that he was trying to move the gun away from the bed when it went off, striking Carolyn Havens in the chest.  I know I like to play Cowboy and Indian Princess but we never use real guns!
When she was released from the hospital, she confirmed that the shooting was an accident but denied that it occurred during sex. Havens will also perform 80 hours of community service and attend anger management classes.
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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Weird Sex | , , | 3 Comments