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Man – CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH HORSE

 

Accused Horse Molester

I’ll never be able to look at My Pretty Pony the same after hearing  about the South Carolina man who was caught on video having his way with a stabled mare.

Rodell Vereen–age 50– had already been caught, getting a little tail, last year and was still on probation after being charged with buggery.  He was then warned to stay away from the mare in mention and from the Lazy B Stables where the horse  resides.  He was also declared a sex offender.

The owner became suspicious after she began to  notice  the 21-year-old horse, named Sugar, of all things, was acting strange and was getting infections again…  She noticed things had been moved around in the barn.  Dirt was piled up and bales of hay were stacked near the horse’s stall. 

“Police kept telling the owner  it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”  Unless she was a really hot horse!

She spent several nights at the stables, which are about four miles from her home, but didn’t find anything. So she installed surveillance cameras, and when she reviewed the footage from July 19, she couldn’t believe she was seeing horse porn the same man getting his grove on doing the same thing to her horse.

Kenley didn’t call police because she was certain the man would cum back to the stable, and she wanted to make sure he was arrested. So she staked out the barn and caught Vereen inside the horse Monday night, chasing him to his truck and holding him with her shotgun until police came. 

Reports never said if Vereen was hung like a horse or not….  But, some people, I’ve heard have a passions for horses!  I could just go on and on and on…

If you want to read the rest of the story from the original article CLICK HERE!

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July 30, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Brad Pitt – Inglourious Basterds

Brad Pitt, who in my opinion over the past couple of years has gone from OH SO HOT to OH SO NOT, showed up yesterday for the premier of his new Quentin Tarantino movie, Inglourious Basterds in Germany.  The event was said to have included a red carpet gala and a few media hounds just to see if it was buzz-worthy.

Bard was said to look smashing in Tom Ford, while sitting next to Tarantino with beer in hand.  No reports if Brad unbuckled his belt and stuck his hand down the front of his pants during the movie, but the atmosphere seemed very relaxed.

He was also reported to have spent a lot of time singing autographs after the premier.  This was probably precipitated by the fact that the most revent scoop on the actor was when his motorcycle broke down recently and he had to catch a ride with the paparazzi. 

Pitt’s next appearance should be at the film’s Hollywood premiere on Aug. 10.  Unless he breaks down again on the side of the road..

Here are some Pic’s from Brad OH SO HOT days!

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July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Erin Adres from ESPN – FREAKS OUT AND CALLS POLICE

In a recent 911 call made by ESPN reporter Erin Andres, before even saying her name,  says “I’ve been in the news recently about being in a hotel naked.” She goes on to say, “I did nothing wrong and I’m being treated like f***ing Britney Spears and it sucks.”

Erin Andrews —became a HOTcommodity on You Tube when videos of her nude in her hotel room were posted.  Since then she has become a little jumpy, and who can blame her!  The videos that were apparently made in at-least two different hotel rooms, shows her walking around and doing daily tasks such as ironing her cloths.  Thank God she didn’t whoop out a tension relieving device!  Don’t bother looking for the videos, they have been removed as has her sense or security and dignity. 

TMZ has obtained the foul-mouthed 911 call made when ESPN reporter Erin Andrews spotted “suspicious people” lurking around her Georgia home last week.

When the police arrived they found that the people lurking around her home weren’t peeping toms but rather reporters looking for an interview.   Not that there is a lot of difference and who’s to say that the people filming the skin flicks weren’t reporters.

I just hope that poor Britney doesn’t take offense to the reporters comments….

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

American Apparel Lays of Ugly People

Dov Charney, the creepy CEO of American Apparel is making trouble once again, or should I say potential lawsuits.  In the past, Charney has had multiple sexual harrassment lawsuits filed against him.  He admits that he strongly encourages his employees to dress and act sexy and has no problem sleeping with anyone who is stuipid enough to jump in his bed.  The list contains both employees and aquaintances. 

Gawker.com has printed an email from a “pissed-off”  American Apparel store manager.   According to the tipster, American Apparel‘s perverted madman  is demanding the firing of employees he deems unattractive and thus detrimental to the “AA aesthetic,” as he feels they may be hurting his bottom line.

Our company holds weekly conference calls that every store manager world/nation wide are required to tune into. We discuss sales, which stores need displays, which items are doing well, etc.

Summer is supposed to be a great sales season for AA. Needless to say, with the state of the economy, sales haven’t been going so well. Dov usually gets on the conference calls and talks to people, but one week, he went on a huge tirade and made stores that weren’t doing well send in group photos. Why, you ask? He made store managers across the country take group photos of their employees so that he could personally judge people based on looks. He is tightening the AA ‘aesthetic,’ and anyone that he deems not good-looking enough to work there, is encouraged to be fired. This is blatant discrimination based on looks.

Dov personally judged each person in group photos that were sent in, and if you weren’t to his liking, then boy… watch out. The comments that he made were raging from childish ones to insulting ones. Managers that don’t comply with these new standards are afraid of losing their jobs. Employees who aren’t up to Dov’s “look” and whose work ethic is “just ok” are being targeted and scrutinized and the minute they make small mistakes, they are being fired. But it’s only because Dov wants to weed out the “ugly people.” It’s ironic that he would rather have gorgeous slackers who don’t move the product [or lift a finger] working there than normal looking people who are really aren’t that bad looking, but are A+ sellers and great at customer service. The real irony here is that he is no [looker], himself. He’s asking for a class-action lawsuit and i hope that when it rains, it rains hard. Worst place to work, ever. This is happening at many stores across the country.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

Let the lawsuits begin!

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics, Sex, Work Related | Leave a comment

Weird Sex

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Bad new for truck drivers in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.   It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.  I guess they will have to find somewhere else to park their Big Rig!

 

Steer clear of compact vehicles if you live in Liberty Corner, New Jersey.  Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton – I’M NOT A SLUT

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Paris Hilton who’s been passed around more times than a bucket of fried chicken at an Alabama picnic,  insists she’s not stupid—or slutty—like you may think.

She claims the “Paris Hilton” we all see in front, of the cameras, whether her feet are in the air or on the ground,  is just a character she’s invented.

“In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead,” (gasp) she says in Paris, Not France, a new documentary about her life, premiering Tuesday on MTV. “But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that.”

But she acknowledges her brand will forever be tarnished by—you guessed it—the infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, like it wasn’t already tarnished.

Yes, she goes down there in the film…

“I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris says. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”

Instead, she says, she has to worry about people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

But it was her mother, Kathy, who had told Paris, ladies don’t have oral-sex, was worried about having to actually watch the documentary.  “I didn’t know [the sex tape] was going to be in it,” she said before seeing the film at a red carpet screening in L.A.

“It’s very tough…I can’t believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It’s going to be very hard for us to watch.”

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sex | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston – TOGETHER AT LAST

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Gerard Butler is such an angry little man…  But how does he deal with the rumors that he is in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston, who has been passed around more than a collection plate?  He makes jokes! 

 Recently on  “Conan “The Barbarian” O’Brien, Butler was asked about Aniston, who is his costar in the movie he is  making.   He replied by saying,  ‘Yeah, we’re getting married. What the he–,” Butler tells Parade magazine. Check out al (Read the original story on US Magazine)

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy | , , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert Adamgasm

 

 

I’m going to push the limit here for just a bit. At least the public limit for me. The only thing that would have made it better is if Adam was singing!

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , | Leave a comment

Ryan Reynolds Pics – HOT AND SEXY

Ryan Renolds is Super Hot!  After watching The Proposal last-night I just had to  have more…  What do you think?

July 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

The Proposal – YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

Last-night my hubby and I went to see a wonderful movie — The Proposal,staring my favorite actress, Sandra Bullock and her leading man Ryan Reynolds… The movie was absolutely fabulous! I believe I’ve seen every movie Sandra Bullock has made and, perhaps with the exception of the classic, Ms. Congeniality, The Proposal is the best ever! She and the all star cast, including Ryan Reynolds, Malin Akerman, Mary Steenburgen, Grag T. Nelson and Betty Whiteall gave outstanding performances… I laughed and cried all through the movie. Thank God for my post movie Prozac… Margaret Tate — Sandra Bullock, played a hard nosed socially inept Chief Editor for a book company that was in the U.S. on a work visa from Canada. She had left the country temporarily for work but did not fill out the proper paper work before leaving. The U.S. government decided to revoke her work visa because of the incident. In an attempt to stay her deportation, Margaret Aka Sandra B. decides to ( temporarily ) marry her good-hearted yet HOT, personal assistant Andrew Paxton, played by Ryan Reynolds… The immigration officer, Mr. Gilbertson played by Denis O’Hare, is hot on the couples trail in an attempt to debunk the phony engagment and have Margaret deported… I never said this movie was realistic,, ” Como Esta? “. In an attempt to convenience the immigration officer that they engagement is real, the couple go to Sitka, Alaska to visit his family and to announce their upcoming marriage. Andrew’s mother Grace, played by Mary Steenburgen and Grandma Gammy, played by Betty Whitetake a special interest in Margret and not only convince the couple to get married in their barn but treat Margret to several excursions including a trip to the only strip club on the small island. Once on the island, Margarete begins spending time with Andrew and actually does fall in love with him. Having forgotten what it was like to have a family, since hers died when she was 16, Margaret realizes she cannot hurt Andrew, and so confesses the deal at the wedding ceremony. However, Andrew chases her to New York just before she is deported and confesses his love for her; they then get engaged “for real”. This movie was both hilarious and heart-warming…. The Alaskan scenery was aw-inspiring! You have to go see this movie! On a personal note, I never realized how HOT Ryan Reynolds was, that is until I saw he and Sandra nude…. ( Don’t worry, no frontal, damn it!)… I have to nominate him for the 2009 Hottie Award!

July 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Family, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Deadly Sex Games – WIFE TIES HUBBY UP FOR 20 HOURS

Women, if your going to have an illicit love  affair here is one tip you shouldn’t forget…  Don’t leave your husband tied up for too long…

A Columbia woman convicted of killing her husband in a sex game gone wrong was ordered Monday to serve 18 months at the county jail… Bargy was accused of tying up her husband and leaving him alone at their Jacobs Lane mobile home for 20 hours. During that time, Bargy was with another man she had met through the Internet while her hubby suffocated.”

Yes, this story is a little old..  But I thought it was worth mentioning…

July 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

David Beckham pics – COLOR ME HORNEY

When it comes to David Beckham you CAN color me horney!  He is the gottest guy around.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Men, Sex, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Prostitutes – GO GREEN

You save this much ! You save this much !

Don’t  you agree that it is every-one’s job to help save the environment?  People are carpooling to help cut down on smog causing emissions. Some people are doing their part by using pump sprayers instead of aerosols that deplete the ozone layer.  Now, even the “Ladies of the Evening” are doing their part to help save the environment.

 A legal brothel in Berlin, Maison d’envie, is offering an “environmental discount” of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there.  I wonder if they get an extra BIG discount if they carpool?

That’s around $7, or half the price of tongue kissing at the brothel (yes, you have to pay extra for that). Rates at the brothel normally start at 30 euros for 15 minutes of sex, or about 14 minutes long than it takes any of the men I’ve known.

The brothel owners say they’re in walking distance of stations on both of Berlin’s major commuter rail lines, as well as a well-maintained bicycle path.  Location, Location, Location….

Brothel owner Thomas Goetz said the new promotion has put some bang back into his business. He told Reuters that up to 5 customers a day are taking advantage of the discount.  I hope they don’t blowall of their savings at one time!

Weird News Central also reports that numerous Berlin housewives are wondering why so many of their husbands have suddenly taken up bicycling.

These are hard times for many people, but now you can do your part to save the environment while just laying there.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Funny, Sex, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Madonna – HER POTTY MOUTH DOES IT AGAIN

The Potty mouthed Material Girl did it again!  MADONNA has upset dignitaries in St. Petersburg, Russia.  She used foul language to promote an upcoming show in their fair city.
The “Pop Queen”  proclaimed to the Russians, “It’s f**king great” at the beginning of an online audio teaser for her Sticky and Sweet concert in Palace Square on August 2, 2009.
Reports suggest members of the legislative assembly in St. Petersburg have addressed Governor Valentina Matvienko, with a proposal to sue Madonna for her comments.
It’s not the first time Madonna’s Palace Square show has come under fire .  City officials fear the concert could offend the moral and religious sensibilities of the citizens of St. Petersburg.
Mikhail Piotrovsky, the head of the city’s Heritage Museum, has urged the pop star not to swear during the show.

GASP, I guess rappers don’t tour in places like Russia…  Can you just imagine?  The legislative assembly would be laying on the floor frothing from the mouth if they ever heard Eminem or 50 cent… lol

 

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July 4, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Political, Religious, Sexy | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

HOT FOR TEACHER !

An elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, and what memories they were…  Only the DVD included seven seconds of her having sex on a couch.  Which is about how long it takes when I have sex.

School District Officials asked families of the teacher’s 25 students to get rid of the DVD after the clip was found spliced in a scene where children were sharing stories in class.  I’m sure the stories they have now are much more interesting.

“Just destroy them,” said the spokesperson.

The teacher, whose name isn’t being released, sent the DVD home with her students from on the last day of class Friday. She learned of the mistake after a parent called her and said WTF?. She then called all the parents to ask them to destroy the DVD.

The school district, initially sent a letter home to parents asking them to return the DVDs, but then asked parents to simply destroy them.

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Sexy, Work Related | , , , , | Leave a comment

Sarah Palin – RESIGNS AS GOVERNOR

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   No, she’s not looking for a pole…  Sexy Sarah Palin just announced plans to resign as governor of Alaska in a few weeks, KTUU-TV reported Friday.

Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate in 2008, made the announcement at her home Friday morning, the station said.

Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will take over at the end of the month, KTUU reported.

With her at the announcement were Parnell and most of her cabinet.

There was no immediate word as to why she will step down before the end of her first term, though some have speculated in the past that she may be interested in running for president in 2012. 

I guess that why she is dressed this way…  She getting ready to run (for President)…..

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Political, Sexy | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Weird Sex News

 

 

 

 

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OMG... I don't want to look !

 

 

Clinton, Oklahoma – It is against the law to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.  I guess if it was in a truck it would be OK.  Why would this city have  a need to make this  a law?  Makes you wonder, hu….lol

Coeur d’Alene, Idaho – Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window while someone is having sex. Any officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. Woo, this takes a load off of my mind!… LOL

 
Connorsville, Wisconsin – It is against the law for man to shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.  I don’t really know what to say…  I know there is a joke in there somewhere…..  I’m just too dumbfounded to think of one! LOL.

Detroit, Michigan – Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.  Well hell, that takes all of the fun out it!  If you get hurt, I wonder if that mean that you are covered by both your Auto insurance and Home owners….?   LOL…

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cocktails

Cowboys

Drive me nuts… 

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July 2, 2009 Posted by | Cocktails, Men, Sexy | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Wasp spray better than – PEPPER SPRAY

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We take no responsibility if you try to implement the following information contained within this post … 

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Our friend Debbie sent me this e-mail.  You may have noticed her comments on this site.  I think this sounds like good information, however, we at WOMENS THOUGHTS take no responsibility for any injury that may come from anyone attempting to do this.

 

 I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office this past Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. 

She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of “wasp spray” instead.  >>>The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate<<, while >>>with the pepper spray they have to get too close to you and could overpower you<<<<.  The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. 

She now keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn’t attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection. Thought this was interesting and might be of use.

            WILL BE “EXCELLENT” TO KEEP A CAN IN YOUR CAR TOO! CAR

JACKERS “LOOK OUT”!!!!  ANY “TREAT” TO YOU IN A “SHOPPING CENTER PARKING

LOT”,,”GRAB “THE WASP SPRAY” AND “SHOOT”….

 

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July 2, 2009 Posted by | Health, Protection, Work Related | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Weird Sex News

Most of these laws are left over from olden days but I think some of of them need to still be enforced!

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Bozeman, Montana – Has a ban on all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they’re nude.      I wonder if this had become a problem in this town… LOL

Carlsbad, New Mexico -During lunch breaks in no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.  There goes my nooner… LOL

Cleveland, Ohio – Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.  This would help to explain why Cleveland is not a fashion mecca…. LOL

 

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July 1, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Weird Sex Around the World

We are going to start a new column. 

“Weird Sex Around the World”

It will contain weird sex laws that I think you will find both strange and interesting. 

Most of these laws are left over from olden days but I think some of of them need to still be enforced!

 
 

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Weird Sex Around the World

 

 

 

In Alexandria, Minnesota, No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.  Thank goodness…. LOL

 
In Ames, Iowa, a husband or lover, I guess, isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.  I don’t mind the gulping beer after sex.  It’s the gulping beer before and during sex that irritates me!  LOL

 

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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

LADIES ONLY – No. 3

HELP !

After a whole month of writing about and looking at Jon Gosselin I’m starting to have dreams about Asian men with beer guts…

So, I thought it was about time to cleanse our pallets…

Here is my night on horseback without his shinning armor! 

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June 27, 2009 Posted by | Ladies Only, Sexy | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

LADIES ONLY! YEE HAW !

WARNING!

If you hav a heart condition, don’t go any farther!

Lets see,  we have had a Flirtatios Fireman, a Boodylicious Babe, what can we have next… Oh, I know,

” A COCKY COWBOY” ! 

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I have to change the name of these posts…   My friend Monkey Sue, Aka Monica says: we should call it ” Cocktails ” and you can keep the tails!

MooMoo Buckaroo!

 

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June 19, 2009 Posted by | Ladies Only, Men, Sexy, Sports | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

LADIES ONLY – Wrangler Butts Drive ME Nuts !

The first “LADIES ONLY” did so well I’m doing another one…  Whoop, here it is!   WRANGLER BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS!  I could just stare at this ass for hours………

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They say a picture is worth 1000 words.  Well, I’ve got 2000 for this one.  1000 for each cheek!

 

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Ladies Only, Sexy | , , , | 1 Comment

LADIES ONLY!

Is it just me or has the gossip circle been sorta blah…  Amy Winehouse is out of Rehab and living on an island.  Jon & Kate & Adam Lambert all came out of the closet and Britney Spears is still trying to get attention by giving little peaks of her over-worked vagina.  So lets do something new to spice things up !  If my partner in crime doesn’t think its in too bad a taste, we will start having a “LADIES ONLY!” segment just to see what you all think.  And if you aren’t a lady, thats ok too.  Here is the first one…

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Now, he is wearing shorts, shoes and sunglasses so technically this isn’t porn….  But does he just happen to be standing in front of that big thingie?  Or is he happy to see me?  I wonder…..

UPDATE:   I origionally posted this just to see if people would be interested in my “LADIES ONLY” idea.  I posted it at 4:30 a.m. and by 7:00 a.m. it was already the top post of the day!  I guess that answers my question !!! 

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June 15, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Men, Sexy | , , , | 2 Comments

OCTOMOM – LIKES A MAN IN UNIFORM

Village People BEWARE!

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VILLAGE PEOPLE BEWARE!  If you are a man RUN !  The Octomam has admitted that she has a thing for “A MAN IN UNIFOM”!

While recently talking to a reporter for Radar On-line a “Man in Blue” drove by in a squad car and the wonder womb got visibly distracted! 

When she was asked by the reporter if she had a “thing” for cops she orgismed became flustered and actually blushed!  Porn Blushing is something I would never think I would see her do!  She continues and admitts that she has a little bitty thing NOT HER VAGINA for ” MEN IN UNIFORM “!  

She did, however, continue to refuse to give any information on the donor…. 

Click ” HERE ” to watch the video.

 

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June 10, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Couple arrested for having SEX in Wal-Mart parking lot

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It is just amazing!!!  You really can find EVERYTHING you want at Wal-Mart and at a reasonable price!   Save Money Live Better, Wal-Mart! 

Gastonia, North Carolina (The Weekly Vice) — Sometimes a headline and a photo in a story is enough…. and this is likely such a case. If you can bear to read the details feel free. If not, we’ll certainly understand. Asia Marie Howard, 25, and William Walter Stephens, 83, were arrested Wednesday after having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to police, an officer stopped William Stephens and Asia Howard as they were leaving a Wal-Mart parking lot. Officers were dispatched to the scene after a witness encountered the two having sex in Stephen’s Buick. Investigators say Howard admitted to performing oral sex on Stephens for $20.00

Both were booked into the Gaston County Jail on a charge of crime against nature. Howard was released on a $2,500 bond while Stephens was released on a $1,000 bond.

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This would be a great ad for their “Falling Prices” campaign.  You can save money on $4.00 prescriptions and with the money you save, you can get a blow-job in the parking lot!  Sam Walton, I’m sure is turning in his grave….

 

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June 7, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Weird Sex | , , , , | 1 Comment

Oooh Paris! Such a good girl, Yes her is…

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What the heck is up with Paris Hilton?  We all know how she loves to attract attention to herself!  However when contacted by the MTV’s awards producer, Mark Burness, and asked to participate in their little stunt for the upcoming awards show, she gave them a big NO YOU DIUNT! 

By now, we have all seen, Sacha Baron Cohen flying across the MTV Awards Ceremony and plopping his scrotum on the chin, of none other than Eminem!  Apparently when rehearsing the stunt Socha was clothed!  Eminen didn’t know that the Anal Angel would be wearing a jock strap!

After the ballsy stunt, the Eminem Minis Aka Eminems body guards, promptly removed the Fallen Angel from their employers face and escorted the shocked rapper from the building. 

After the “Real Story” came out and it was admitted that the whole testacular event was staged, we also discovered that Paris Hilton was the first chin of choice.  I wonder why she said no?  We all know that she normally doesn’t mind having a crotchety critter suspended in front of her face.

 

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June 4, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex, Work Related | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Don’t you just LOVE being an AMERICAN !

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There is not a whole lot of things that really get me fired up but here is one!  People wearing their pants down below their asses!  I walked into a convenient store the other day and the sales clerk’s pants were down below his ass!  Of course he didn’t notice me because he was too busy talking on his cell phone.  I immediately left the store and memorized the phone number on the front of the store to report any problems.  I immediately called and reported the incident and  have never returned to this place to do business. 

I actually did some research on this subject a few years ago after having trouble keeping my employees to keep up their drawers.  I discovered that the whole trend originated in prisons.  Males who were willing to have anal sex with other inmates would wear their pants below the asses to “advertise the goods”.  That or for easy access, take your pick.  So why would people want to emulate these people? 

I’m all for freedom but I’m also about protecting the rights of others.  I feel that freedom for some people to wear their pants down below their ass cracks is infringing on my right not to have to look at it!  I live in Texas and in many cities you can now be fined for this obscenity!  However Florida, it appears, must be more forward thinking!

A Florida judge has struck down a Rivera Beach ordinance that prohibited anyone from wearing pants below the waist to expose skin or underwear.

Under the rule, which city lawmakers enacted by overwhelming majority, low riders were cited $150 for the first offense, $300 for the second.

Less than 20 people were caught with their pants down. But when a 17-year-old took the matter to court, he became a hero to skateboarders and others who flaunt their right to dress like imbeciles.

In this photo, boys from Rivera Beach show the world they’re proud to Americans. And if Lee Greenwood could work this right into one of his patriotic songs, I’m going to start buying his albums.

I personally will never visit Florida if this is their way of doing things!

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Weird Sex | , | 1 Comment

Man shoots wife during SEX!

Timothy-Havens-Mug-ShotTalk about shooting your load!  This man, Timothy Heavens, shot his wife while they were having sex!  The woman lived or I wouldn’t be making fun of it, but there are just too many jokes to pass up! 
Timothy Havens was sentenced to 90 days in jail after telling a 911 dispatcher in November of 2008 that he accidentally shot his estranged wife during sex.
Havens explained that he was trying to move the gun away from the bed when it went off, striking Carolyn Havens in the chest.  I know I like to play Cowboy and Indian Princess but we never use real guns!
When she was released from the hospital, she confirmed that the shooting was an accident but denied that it occurred during sex. Havens will also perform 80 hours of community service and attend anger management classes.
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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Weird Sex | , , | 3 Comments