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Eminem’s Tribute to Mariah

 

Eminem has just released a diss track aimed right at Mariah Carrey and her not so he man husband, Nick Cannon.  This is of course in response to her diss track Obsessed that was aimed right at Marshall Bruce Mathers III. 

I’d say that Marshall won this battle.  What in the hell was Mariah thinking?  Thinking that she could out diss a master like Eminem!  I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything like this before.

The Warning by Eminem

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tattoo that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you
made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my di*ck and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think since it’s been so long if i had something on you I
woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and
sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fu*ck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cu*nt who made
me put up with her psycho ******* over 6 months and only spread her
legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so
ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
Second base? What the fu*ck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted
early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost
started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs
curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare
say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a
third of the way through.
*******, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the
amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs (?) so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time
you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shi*t again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fuck*ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady ?????? I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ******* I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

July 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics, Funny, music | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Man – CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH HORSE

 

Accused Horse Molester

I’ll never be able to look at My Pretty Pony the same after hearing  about the South Carolina man who was caught on video having his way with a stabled mare.

Rodell Vereen–age 50– had already been caught, getting a little tail, last year and was still on probation after being charged with buggery.  He was then warned to stay away from the mare in mention and from the Lazy B Stables where the horse  resides.  He was also declared a sex offender.

The owner became suspicious after she began to  notice  the 21-year-old horse, named Sugar, of all things, was acting strange and was getting infections again…  She noticed things had been moved around in the barn.  Dirt was piled up and bales of hay were stacked near the horse’s stall. 

“Police kept telling the owner  it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”  Unless she was a really hot horse!

She spent several nights at the stables, which are about four miles from her home, but didn’t find anything. So she installed surveillance cameras, and when she reviewed the footage from July 19, she couldn’t believe she was seeing horse porn the same man getting his grove on doing the same thing to her horse.

Kenley didn’t call police because she was certain the man would cum back to the stable, and she wanted to make sure he was arrested. So she staked out the barn and caught Vereen inside the horse Monday night, chasing him to his truck and holding him with her shotgun until police came. 

Reports never said if Vereen was hung like a horse or not….  But, some people, I’ve heard have a passions for horses!  I could just go on and on and on…

If you want to read the rest of the story from the original article CLICK HERE!

July 30, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Erin Adres from ESPN – FREAKS OUT AND CALLS POLICE

In a recent 911 call made by ESPN reporter Erin Andres, before even saying her name,  says “I’ve been in the news recently about being in a hotel naked.” She goes on to say, “I did nothing wrong and I’m being treated like f***ing Britney Spears and it sucks.”

Erin Andrews —became a HOTcommodity on You Tube when videos of her nude in her hotel room were posted.  Since then she has become a little jumpy, and who can blame her!  The videos that were apparently made in at-least two different hotel rooms, shows her walking around and doing daily tasks such as ironing her cloths.  Thank God she didn’t whoop out a tension relieving device!  Don’t bother looking for the videos, they have been removed as has her sense or security and dignity. 

TMZ has obtained the foul-mouthed 911 call made when ESPN reporter Erin Andrews spotted “suspicious people” lurking around her Georgia home last week.

When the police arrived they found that the people lurking around her home weren’t peeping toms but rather reporters looking for an interview.   Not that there is a lot of difference and who’s to say that the people filming the skin flicks weren’t reporters.

I just hope that poor Britney doesn’t take offense to the reporters comments….

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Was Your Wedding a THRILLER?

Oh, Dear Lord what have we done?  When Jill and Kevin Heinz’s “Wedding Entrance Dance” went viral last week it spurred a network news turf war.  Now EVERYONE  is jumping on-board.

A “Thriller” That Michael Jackson Could Love: Among YouTube wedding dance clips, this one‘s the king with close to 10 million views after nearly three years. The zombie line dance performed by Brian and Sandy Lundmark’s crew even caught the attention of Jackson’s camp—it’s down on the late singer’s YouTube channel as one of his 13 favorite clips.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Family, Family Interests, Funny, Religious | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler – PICKS A NEW SCRIPT

He’s Gerard Butler…  Here he is sitting in a West Village cafe with a script, apparantly picking a new role for himself.

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You know picking a script can be sticky business…  Then you have to pick the right leading lady so all the other women will be green with envy. 

Picking just the right script can be a real booger.  You can’t after all just fling youself into a role unless it right for you.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Food, Funny | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – ATTEMPTING TO GET HIS OWN SHOW

Duschtard, Jon Gosseling has now been reported to be trying to land his own reality TV show.  In preparation for his attempt at a solo career is why, supposedly the chubby dad of 8, has been chillaxn with Michael Lohan and his entourage of younger skanks women…

 Jon holds fast to his claims that his main concern is his children, but he is focusing on his private and his professional life. 

Translation from the Jon Gosselin Dictionary: Jon knows he has to say his main concern is the children or he will look like an even bigger asshole than he already does…  But his main focus is trying to establish himself as a “Stud for Hire” but so far has only been able to land skanky drug addicts….  He has also realized he ain’t gonna get as much money from his divorce as he once thought, so he better get busyrubbing noses, or any other part that he can, with some influential people and drop the drug addicted skanks that he has been porking up to this point! 

He is looking into some major international endorsement deals and it looks like he is going to have his own show.” He still has 30 Jon & Kate Plus 8 episodes left on the 40-episode order TLC placed, and the network has no comment on Jon’s new reality-show scheming.

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Weird Sex

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Bad new for truck drivers in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.   It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.  I guess they will have to find somewhere else to park their Big Rig!

 

Steer clear of compact vehicles if you live in Liberty Corner, New Jersey.  Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston – TOGETHER AT LAST

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Gerard Butler is such an angry little man…  But how does he deal with the rumors that he is in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston, who has been passed around more than a collection plate?  He makes jokes! 

 Recently on  “Conan “The Barbarian” O’Brien, Butler was asked about Aniston, who is his costar in the movie he is  making.   He replied by saying,  ‘Yeah, we’re getting married. What the he–,” Butler tells Parade magazine. Check out al (Read the original story on US Magazine)

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy | , , | Leave a comment

Hillary Clinton LOVES Country Music

Some stories need a picture to go along with them to set the mood… Some pictures need a story to explain what they mean… But some pictures really are worth 1,000 words… If anyone knows where I can get one of these shirts please let me know…

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Political | , , , | Leave a comment

The Proposal – YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

Last-night my hubby and I went to see a wonderful movie — The Proposal,staring my favorite actress, Sandra Bullock and her leading man Ryan Reynolds… The movie was absolutely fabulous! I believe I’ve seen every movie Sandra Bullock has made and, perhaps with the exception of the classic, Ms. Congeniality, The Proposal is the best ever! She and the all star cast, including Ryan Reynolds, Malin Akerman, Mary Steenburgen, Grag T. Nelson and Betty Whiteall gave outstanding performances… I laughed and cried all through the movie. Thank God for my post movie Prozac… Margaret Tate — Sandra Bullock, played a hard nosed socially inept Chief Editor for a book company that was in the U.S. on a work visa from Canada. She had left the country temporarily for work but did not fill out the proper paper work before leaving. The U.S. government decided to revoke her work visa because of the incident. In an attempt to stay her deportation, Margaret Aka Sandra B. decides to ( temporarily ) marry her good-hearted yet HOT, personal assistant Andrew Paxton, played by Ryan Reynolds… The immigration officer, Mr. Gilbertson played by Denis O’Hare, is hot on the couples trail in an attempt to debunk the phony engagment and have Margaret deported… I never said this movie was realistic,, ” Como Esta? “. In an attempt to convenience the immigration officer that they engagement is real, the couple go to Sitka, Alaska to visit his family and to announce their upcoming marriage. Andrew’s mother Grace, played by Mary Steenburgen and Grandma Gammy, played by Betty Whitetake a special interest in Margret and not only convince the couple to get married in their barn but treat Margret to several excursions including a trip to the only strip club on the small island. Once on the island, Margarete begins spending time with Andrew and actually does fall in love with him. Having forgotten what it was like to have a family, since hers died when she was 16, Margaret realizes she cannot hurt Andrew, and so confesses the deal at the wedding ceremony. However, Andrew chases her to New York just before she is deported and confesses his love for her; they then get engaged “for real”. This movie was both hilarious and heart-warming…. The Alaskan scenery was aw-inspiring! You have to go see this movie! On a personal note, I never realized how HOT Ryan Reynolds was, that is until I saw he and Sandra nude…. ( Don’t worry, no frontal, damn it!)… I have to nominate him for the 2009 Hottie Award!

July 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Family, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Deadly Sex Games – WIFE TIES HUBBY UP FOR 20 HOURS

Women, if your going to have an illicit love  affair here is one tip you shouldn’t forget…  Don’t leave your husband tied up for too long…

A Columbia woman convicted of killing her husband in a sex game gone wrong was ordered Monday to serve 18 months at the county jail… Bargy was accused of tying up her husband and leaving him alone at their Jacobs Lane mobile home for 20 hours. During that time, Bargy was with another man she had met through the Internet while her hubby suffocated.”

Yes, this story is a little old..  But I thought it was worth mentioning…

July 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Prostitutes – GO GREEN

You save this much ! You save this much !

Don’t  you agree that it is every-one’s job to help save the environment?  People are carpooling to help cut down on smog causing emissions. Some people are doing their part by using pump sprayers instead of aerosols that deplete the ozone layer.  Now, even the “Ladies of the Evening” are doing their part to help save the environment.

 A legal brothel in Berlin, Maison d’envie, is offering an “environmental discount” of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there.  I wonder if they get an extra BIG discount if they carpool?

That’s around $7, or half the price of tongue kissing at the brothel (yes, you have to pay extra for that). Rates at the brothel normally start at 30 euros for 15 minutes of sex, or about 14 minutes long than it takes any of the men I’ve known.

The brothel owners say they’re in walking distance of stations on both of Berlin’s major commuter rail lines, as well as a well-maintained bicycle path.  Location, Location, Location….

Brothel owner Thomas Goetz said the new promotion has put some bang back into his business. He told Reuters that up to 5 customers a day are taking advantage of the discount.  I hope they don’t blowall of their savings at one time!

Weird News Central also reports that numerous Berlin housewives are wondering why so many of their husbands have suddenly taken up bicycling.

These are hard times for many people, but now you can do your part to save the environment while just laying there.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Funny, Sex, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

The Nine Words Women Use…

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
 
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
 
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying UP YOURS!
 
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
 
I read this and had to laugh… It’s soooo true…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Betty White – R.I.P.?

 

We’ve lost a lot of icons recently — but no matter what NBC says, Betty White isn’t one of ’em!

During a report yesterday morning at Forest Lawn Cemetery, “Today’s” Michael Okwu listed the “Golden Girl” as one of the celebrities already buried there.

Meredith Vieira corrected him — he probably meant Bette Davis.

I personally would like for someone to interview Betty and get her thoughts on the slip up…  Betty has a great sense of humor and I’m sure she got a big of a kick out of the error as I did…

Watch the video HERE…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Crazy Stuff Kids Do!

Crazy stuff kids do!

Let’s do something different.

On another blog site, my friends an I started talking about the crazy things that our kids had done or crazy things that we had done to them.  It really seemed to catch on and was a lot of fun.  I’ll start with my favorite story and then you can share your crazy stories about your kids.

 

It was around Christmas time a few years ago and our two children were getting to be just about the age where they questioning if Santa Clause was real or not. 

We told them the usual stuff.  If you don’t believe in Santa he might not bring you any gifts so you better believe just to be safe….  You better still be good just in case he does exist, you wouldn’t want to miss out on getting gifts.  etc….

Christmas Eve night my husband was getting smashed partaking in some “Christmas Spirits”.  We were hurradly assembling the kids gifts that were to be from Santa for the following morning.  He and I were discussing how the children were growing up and soon they wouldn’t believe in Santa at all.

My husband, with his  twisted male way of thinking, sprang to his feet and went to the kitchen.  He got down the box of Little Debbie Brownies that I was saving for Christmas day, (you know, the kind with the little sprinkles)…  He started opening the packages of brownies and began rolling them around in his hands into the shape of turds.  I was thinking, WHAT THE HELL!  He has had WAY too much to drink.  When he was done shaping the little turds, he took them outside and threw them on the roof of the house!

The next morning, after the kids were done opening their presents, he went outside to get something from his truck.  When he came back into the house he says, in a very upset voice, “Those damn reindeer have done shit on the house”!  The kids knowing Daddy never uses bad words unless he is really really mad, jumped to their feet and rushed outside to see the fecal madder on the roof.  Their eyes were opened wide and full of wonder as they stared at the poop on the roof. 

There was then no doubt that there really was a Santa….

Click on commets below and share your own funny story…

July 6, 2009 Posted by | Family, Funny | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Doughnut Police

“Cops & Doughnuts” is more than a punchline. It’s now a bakery in Clare, Michigan.  It is owned by nine full-time employees of the Clare Police Department. 

The newly renamed bakery opened Wednesday, offering doughnuts, cookies, muffins, brownies and bread. It also has mugs and T-shirts bearing the “Cops & Doughnuts, 100 Percent Cop-Owned” logo, and phrases including “You Have the Right to Remain Glazed” and “Handcuffs and Cream Puffs.”  I wonder if they will carry “Pigs in Blankets”?

Officer Al White says the officers were concerned when the Clare City Bakery’s owners decided to throw in the towel. The 113-year-old bakery would have become the sixth empty storefront in Clare’s three-block downtown.

The officers were on hand for the grand reopening but have hired a manager and will employ local students as staff.

I see a future porn movie in here somewhere!

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Food, Funny | , , , , , | 8 Comments

Joey Chestnut vs Sasha Grey in – HOTDOG EATING CONTEST

Joey Chestnut chomped down a record 68 hot dogs, capturing his third straight July Fourth hot-dog eating contest at Coney Island, an annual showcase for flamboyant hot dogging contestants eager to show they really are what they eat. 

Sash Grey, porn actress, was unable to attend the event but says she has put away more weiners than that, and she will not take this laying down!

Chestnut of San Jose, Calif., hoisted the American flag and then stood proudly like an Olympic athlete as “The Star-Spangled Banner” played following his 68 to 64 1/2 dog victory over his archrival, six-time titleholder Takeru Kobayashi.

As soon as he knew he had won, he shot his right fist into the air, his mouth still bulging, which was also Sasha’s plan,  while he chewed the last of his wieners at Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest.

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Food, Funny | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cheryl Cole – HAIRY ENOUGH FOR YA?

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Cheryl Cole, OK, first of all, I don’t care how much I spent on Breast Implants, I would not wear this top.  What’s the sense in wearing one at all?  Girl looks like a freaken stripper… 

Not that strippers are bad.  We all have to do what we gotta to do, especially during this recession. 

But for god sake, shave yo damn belly!  Don’t nobody want to see that!  She’s got more hair on her belly than my husband or my boyfriend! LOL

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

MOM’s A SCREAMER ! – DURING SEX

OOhh Aaahh Yess baby Yesssss..

OOhh Aaahh Yess baby Yesssss..

 

A 15-year-old girl thought she heard the sounds of her mother being assaulted by her boyfriend.  So she rounded up some friends to go beat  him up.   They  learned  later that the couple actually were having sex.

The girl misinterpreted the woman’s screams of pleasure, and she and four other teens went to the woman’s bedroom in the home.   One of the teens beat the 27-year-old man with a bat and others punched him, police said. He suffered a black eye and  bruises.

The girl, two 16-year-old boys and another boy, 18, were arrested Wednesday night and were arraigned in Court on Thursday. The daughter was charged with assault and conspiracy. the teens face similar counts. The fifth teenager was not charged.

A judge sealed the police report. The names of the girl and the two boys were not released because of their ages.

The 35-year-old woman, reported on Thursday that the girl is her daughter. She denied she was screaming, and said her daughter thought she heard a slap and believed an assault was happening.

“Instead of asking what was going on, they assumed and took matters into their own hands,” The Mother said. “Now they have to learn a lesson.”

The teens knocked on the bedroom door and the boyfriend opened it, according to the couple, who recently broke up.
The teens rushed into the room and the man, said he didn’t have a chance to explain himself. He said he tried to get away, but the teens chased him down and started beating him in the house.

He said he knelt down over a chair and tried to protect his face, but got hit in the eye and in the back. He said Arnold covered his back to try to protect him, but the teen with the bat started hitting him in the legs. Then the youths left.

The boyfriend says, “What if they fight someone else and those guys don’t walk away? What if they kill somebody?” he said. “Then they’re going to spend the rest of their lives in jail. These kids need to learn, go through the court system and see if you do something to somebody, you see what happens.”

What a DICK!  pun not intended.

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Funny, Men, Parenting | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Sarah Palin talks about – DAVID LETTERMAN’S PENIS

Sarah Palin retaliates against David Letterman’s off color remark about her daughter by talking about his penis….

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This is a joke.. I found the picture and just had to share it…  I hope I don’t get in trouble…

You have to admit, it is pretty funny !

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July 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Kate Gosselin – NEEDING CHEEK IMPLANTS

Kate Gosselin flashes her tanned body near her PA home on Thursday.  From these pictures I think it’s time to ask someone for a free set of cheek implants…

Also, the Kate Haters have named Kate’s hair style, [ not shown].  They are calling it the chunk stripe, bi-level porcupine reverse mullet weave…. LOL, How funny!

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July 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Weird Sex News

Most of these laws are left over from olden days but I think some of of them need to still be enforced!

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Bozeman, Montana – Has a ban on all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they’re nude.      I wonder if this had become a problem in this town… LOL

Carlsbad, New Mexico -During lunch breaks in no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.  There goes my nooner… LOL

Cleveland, Ohio – Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.  This would help to explain why Cleveland is not a fashion mecca…. LOL

 

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July 1, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Your Daily Glass of WINEHOUSE!

For those of you who don’t know or are like me and don’t really care, Amy Winehouse, has moved to an island.  Some one told her to she should take in the culture…  So she did, into her VAGINA!  She grabbed the first native she could find….

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Here she is showing the locals what all they did!

 

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , | Leave a comment

LADIES ONLY – Wrangler Butts Drive ME Nuts !

The first “LADIES ONLY” did so well I’m doing another one…  Whoop, here it is!   WRANGLER BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS!  I could just stare at this ass for hours………

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They say a picture is worth 1000 words.  Well, I’ve got 2000 for this one.  1000 for each cheek!

 

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Ladies Only, Sexy | , , , | 1 Comment

LADIES ONLY!

Is it just me or has the gossip circle been sorta blah…  Amy Winehouse is out of Rehab and living on an island.  Jon & Kate & Adam Lambert all came out of the closet and Britney Spears is still trying to get attention by giving little peaks of her over-worked vagina.  So lets do something new to spice things up !  If my partner in crime doesn’t think its in too bad a taste, we will start having a “LADIES ONLY!” segment just to see what you all think.  And if you aren’t a lady, thats ok too.  Here is the first one…

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Now, he is wearing shorts, shoes and sunglasses so technically this isn’t porn….  But does he just happen to be standing in front of that big thingie?  Or is he happy to see me?  I wonder…..

UPDATE:   I origionally posted this just to see if people would be interested in my “LADIES ONLY” idea.  I posted it at 4:30 a.m. and by 7:00 a.m. it was already the top post of the day!  I guess that answers my question !!! 

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June 15, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Men, Sexy | , , , | 2 Comments

Great Grandma Tasered

What started as a routine traffic stop in Travis County, TX quickly became a national sensation.  A 72 -year old Grandmother, a Great Grandmother if fact, was pulled over for speeding.  Here is a transcript of the stop:

Deputy Chris Bieze:  “You were going sixty miles an hour in a 45 mile an hour zone,”

Kathryn Winkfein:  “Take me to jail,”  “Go on and take me to jail.”

“Step on out,” Bieze said.

“A 72 year old woman,” Winkfein said.

The deputy then tried to get Grandma to sign the ticket, but low and behold granny refused.  Bieze then opened the truck door to arrest her…

“Give me the **** thing and I’ll sign it,” she said.

“Get over here now!” the deputy yelled.

“Give it to me and I’ll sign it,” Winkfein said. “Oh, oh, oh, you’re gonna shove me?”

“Ma’am,” Bieze said once again, shoving her out of traffic on the roadway.

“You’re gonna shove a 72 year old woman?” Winkfein said.

(You’ll see in the video, Bieze shoved her to get her out of traffic.)

“If you don’t step back, you’re gonna be tased,” the deputy said.

“Go ahead. Tase me,” Winkfein replied.

“Step back!” the deputy shouted.

“Step back or you’re gonna be tased ma’am,” he said.

“I dare you,” Winkfein said.

“I’m getting back in my car,” she said.

“You’re gonna be tased; stop,” the deputy said.

“I’m getting back in my car,” Winkfein said.

“No ma’am,” the deputy said.

And then, the officer made good on his promise. Winkfein fell to the ground screaming.

“Get on the ground! Get on the ground! Now put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back or you’re gonna be tased again,” the deputy said.

The Travis County Constable’s Office is standing by Bieze’s actions.

I work in a community with many, many senior citizens.  At first I thought “Wow, this is gonna be nice…grandma’s and grandpa’s all the time.  However, I found out quick enough how mean some of these seniors can get. Don’t get me wrong I’m no spring chicken, I try to respect my elders, but sometimes, just sometimes you just want to pop them in the kisser…It’s almost like dealing with some of the very young….the sense of entitlement.  This case the entitlement comes from being “72-years, 85-years-old.”  I hope that Grandma Winkfein’s grandkids bailed her out of jail!

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June 11, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Reader’s Digest – IT NEVER GETS OLD !

I don’t know about you, but I love The Reade’s Digest!  Here is some experts from their Wedded Blitz section that I thought you would enjoy.

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The minute I walked into the post office, the postmaster noticed the new earrings my husband had given me. “Those must be real diamonds,” she said. “Yes,” I said. “How could you tell?” “Because,” she said, “no one buys fake diamonds that small.” –Deborah Caudell 8.

When a woman in my office recently became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest,” she said. “How long have you been married?” I asked. “Ten years,” she replied. –Tonya Winter 9.

“What is that sound?” a woman visiting our nature center asked. “It’s the frogs trilling for a mate,” Patti, the naturalist, explained. “We have a pair in the science room. But they’ve been together for so long, they no longer sing to each other.” The woman nodded sympathetically. “The trill is gone.” –KathyJo Townson

 

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June 8, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Couple arrested for having SEX in Wal-Mart parking lot

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It is just amazing!!!  You really can find EVERYTHING you want at Wal-Mart and at a reasonable price!   Save Money Live Better, Wal-Mart! 

Gastonia, North Carolina (The Weekly Vice) — Sometimes a headline and a photo in a story is enough…. and this is likely such a case. If you can bear to read the details feel free. If not, we’ll certainly understand. Asia Marie Howard, 25, and William Walter Stephens, 83, were arrested Wednesday after having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to police, an officer stopped William Stephens and Asia Howard as they were leaving a Wal-Mart parking lot. Officers were dispatched to the scene after a witness encountered the two having sex in Stephen’s Buick. Investigators say Howard admitted to performing oral sex on Stephens for $20.00

Both were booked into the Gaston County Jail on a charge of crime against nature. Howard was released on a $2,500 bond while Stephens was released on a $1,000 bond.

Danny Vice The Weekly Vice http://www.theweeklyvice.com

This would be a great ad for their “Falling Prices” campaign.  You can save money on $4.00 prescriptions and with the money you save, you can get a blow-job in the parking lot!  Sam Walton, I’m sure is turning in his grave….

 

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June 7, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Weird Sex | , , , , | 1 Comment

Kate Gosselin’s – SECRET FIANCE’

sm24_230Look at what I found!  Star Magazine has interviewed Kate Gosselin’ s long lost fiance…  Isn’t strange that when there is something to be had, how relatives, best friends and ex-fiance’s come climbing out of the wood work? 

These interviews can tend to be a little too Politically Correct for my tastes so I will alter it to give you a little better understanding….

Who knew? Kate Gosselin was engaged in sex before she ever met Jon — and now the fiancé she has never spoken about is pimping his story like Deanna Hummel’s brother telling all to Star, and he does not paint a pretty picture.  Go figure!

For starters, Adam Miller says the reality star supermom begged to have his spawn pressured him to marry her — but he broke off the engagement just in the nick of time after she cheated on him at her 21st birthday party.

“She started screwing hooked up with some guy in a Corvette,” minimum wage factory worker Adam says in a world exclusive interview. “She was always chasing the money.”
Kate caught Adam’s wallet eye back in 1995 in the small town of Slutstown  Kutztown, Pa. Adam was 17 and a recent high school graduate and a sophisticated international Playboy. Kate, a nursing student, was a year older. Still he managed to play sugar daddy to his bride-to-be. “I spoiled Katezilla with gifts, like a diamond bracelet and a diamond studed dildo gold locket, and she loved that. I think one of the main reasons she gave me oral sex liked me is that I had a constant erection so much money flowing.”

Adam, 33, also reveals that Kate was nothing like the organic-food-loving health nut she is now. “We’d eat mostly hamburgers, fries, Cheetos. A typical night out was having sex in the back of my Chevette at Ruby Tuesday’s!”

 

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June 6, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Twitter – I’m sick of hearing about it !

Warning

You may pee in your pants if you watch this video!

If your like me, you just don’t understand what the big deal is about twitter!?  I have Yahoo Instant Messenger, My Space, Facebook etc…..   I refuse to sign up for anything else!  I can’t keep up with most of my User Id’s and passwords and whenever I try to use the same ones, they have always been taken.  So I have to make up some new stupid information that I’m going to remember until I get finished logging into the service for the first time.  And clicking on the computer to remember it?  I tried it, It doesn’t work! 

Now I’ve found someone else who thinks about all of these new services and Twitter the same way I do.

I have never been known to have a conventional sense of humor.  I hope you find this video funny and not offensive…….

 

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June 4, 2009 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment