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Hillary Clinton LOVES Country Music

Some stories need a picture to go along with them to set the mood… Some pictures need a story to explain what they mean… But some pictures really are worth 1,000 words… If anyone knows where I can get one of these shirts please let me know…

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Political | , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin’s new “friend” – SHE CAN WORK A BONG TOO

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Will Hailey Glassman trip ever end?  It doesn’t look like its going to stop anytime soon or even slow down…  Although, the longer the trip lasts the better Hailey Glasspipeman likes it!

It’s no secret that Goodtime Hailey,  Jon’s new “friend”  likes her share of the chronic. But in a new video airing on tonight’s Inside Edition, she shows that she knows her way around a bong, too.  She has so many facits!

In another clip, she’s smoking the peace pipe, like a Native American,  pantless on the couch and later passed out. umm Classy!

Of course, it seems like she and Jon are ahead of the game and tried to do damage control with their family-friendly playground outing yesterday…  The two froliced around in the Harlem Harriman State Park in New York.  She picked a lovely flower and put it behind his ear and she swang while Jon pushed her….  Glasspipeman told Jon she wanted be as high as she could, so Jon pushed her as hard as his little Asian arms could push!  But I question if swinging was what she had in mind.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Harry Potter’s Vincent Crabbe – HIGH TIMES AT HOGWARTS HIGH

I don’t know if Great Britian has something equivalent to the FFA / Future Farmers of America, in their schools but I’m pretty sure Harry Potter’s bully turned marijuana cultivator, Jamie Waylet won’t be trying to join anytime soon.

Jamie Waylett, who plays the Harry Potter bully Vincent Crabbe was sentenced this morning to 120 hours of community service for his magical green thumb. Draco Malfoy’s wingman could have faced up to 14 years behind bars after pleading guilty last week to growing 10 cannabis plants in his mother’s home.

The hearing that lasted only 15-minutes, after the judge decided against sending the actor to jail, as his plant farm was done on a “small scale” and Waylett himself was quick to admit to the error of his ways.

“I give you credit for pleading guilty at the earliest opportunity, your cooperation with police and the fact that you are, until now, a man of good character,” the judge admitted.

Outside the courthouse, Waylett, who celebrates his 20th birthday today, was quick to make amends with both his fans and employers.

“I extend my sincere apologies to the producers, cast and crew and all at Warners and most especially to all Harry Potter fans,” he said.

The next time Vincent Crabbe wants to get high, he may want to stick a little closer with the confinds of the law.  Plus, I don’t know if he’s noticed, but having the munchies isn’t helping any…

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

14 Year Old Girl Tasered in The Head by Police

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News from Albuquerque reports that a 14-year-old girl, Kyley Martinez,  was Tasered by Police Chief, Roger Hatcher which enatvertinatleystruck the girls head, penetrated her skull and then struck her brain.

Stacy Akin and her 14-year-old daughter, Kyley,  were arguing Thursday over a cell phone in front of the Tucumcari Police Department.  The mother had driven the girl to the Police Department seeking help after finding  inappropriate text messages and pictures on her daughters phone she had been sending to older-men.<img style=”margin: 5px 3px; border: black 10px solid;” title=”head” src=”http://www.chattertonguegossip.com/wp-content/uploads/head.bmp” alt=”head” />

The argument that ensued in the front of the Police  Headquarters resulted in the 14-year-old running      from the scene.

The 14-year-old, Kyley was later spotted at a park by Police Chief Roger Hatcher.  Hatcher stated that when he got out of his vehicle and called to the girl she ran.  Hatcher said he tried to catch the girl on foot but was unable to catch up to the fleeing 14-year-old.  He says he believed that he had no other choice but to fire a Taser dart at the girl.

Kiley Martinez says that she heard the officer call to her but decided to walk away.  When she saw him pull his Taser, she became frightened and ran…

The parents are outraged and are questioning whether excessive force was used by Police Chief Hatcher.

Hatcher is currently on administrative leave pending the outcome of the ongoing investigation.

I personally feel a mix of emotions over this incident.  I know that a  more questions must be asked before determining whether the amount of force used by the Police Chief was excessive or not.

Of course I’m outraged at the thought of any 14-year-old being Tasered.  But did the officer keep the girl away from an even larger threat?  Remember, the girl was sending texts and inappropriate pictures to older-men.  Could she have been waiting for one of these men to come retrieve her from the park?  Did the officers actions, although seemingly extreme, keep the teenager from being raped, killed and her body dumped in some ravine?

It also concerns me that she was so willing to disregard direction given to her by an officer of the Law.  Did she think that the Taser was a gun, a deadly weapon, and therefore that is why she ran?

What do you think?  Was the force the officer used excessive?  Click on the Title of this article located at the top of the page and leave your opinions….

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Family, Family Interests, Health | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

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It was reported Saturday night, Jon Gosselin was photographed with his penis hanging out at Accademia di Vino with some new blonde that was neither Kate Gosselin,  Hailey Glasspipeman nor Lindsay Lohan.

She was later identified as Kate Major, a reporter from Star, and there was talk of her “flirting shamelessly with Jon.”celebrity_birthday_party_LC1_0004_Layer_16_full

No! It couldn’t be, right? How could he leave his piece of ass secret fiancée and all-around elegant 22-year-old lady? This new Kate character didn’t even have a thongscandalous Facebook ready for the Internet to mine for porn party photos or a story of getting kicked out of fat camp for sneaking Panda Express. In other words, she just wasn’t good enough in bed for our Jon.

And just like that, Jon and Hailey soothed our rash fears and reunited after a week apart for a lovely trot stroll through Harlem Harriman State Park in the ghetto New York. They always know just what to do to keep us talking, sort of like another certain couple who shall not be named.  Adam and Kris?

According to voyers onlookers, the two were not shy about their flachulents love.

They held hands, hugged and sucked kissed; Hailey picked her nose a flower and placed it behind Jon’s ear and they played with each others genitals on the swings.

How romantic, how beautiful. Just imagine if there had been no paparazzi to capture the love radiating from these two. The world would be a safer darker place, for sure.

As for the timeline of when the pair started screwingdating, a source on J.Goss damage control Bull Shits swears to People that the devoted husband was masturbating “heartbroken, totally heartbroken” when Kate told him she was done with his small Asian cock  him, which actually “came in out of her mouth the blue.”

The two had been separated for a year prior to Kate screwing her body guard filing for divorce, according to the source, during which time Jon was not allowed to sleep in the couple’s bedroom. That was when he started partying, but the dating stuff didn’t begin until after the divorce papers were filed.

Nice try at demonizing Kate, source, but we all know they’re both the worst.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Proposal – YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

Last-night my hubby and I went to see a wonderful movie — The Proposal,staring my favorite actress, Sandra Bullock and her leading man Ryan Reynolds… The movie was absolutely fabulous! I believe I’ve seen every movie Sandra Bullock has made and, perhaps with the exception of the classic, Ms. Congeniality, The Proposal is the best ever! She and the all star cast, including Ryan Reynolds, Malin Akerman, Mary Steenburgen, Grag T. Nelson and Betty Whiteall gave outstanding performances… I laughed and cried all through the movie. Thank God for my post movie Prozac… Margaret Tate — Sandra Bullock, played a hard nosed socially inept Chief Editor for a book company that was in the U.S. on a work visa from Canada. She had left the country temporarily for work but did not fill out the proper paper work before leaving. The U.S. government decided to revoke her work visa because of the incident. In an attempt to stay her deportation, Margaret Aka Sandra B. decides to ( temporarily ) marry her good-hearted yet HOT, personal assistant Andrew Paxton, played by Ryan Reynolds… The immigration officer, Mr. Gilbertson played by Denis O’Hare, is hot on the couples trail in an attempt to debunk the phony engagment and have Margaret deported… I never said this movie was realistic,, ” Como Esta? “. In an attempt to convenience the immigration officer that they engagement is real, the couple go to Sitka, Alaska to visit his family and to announce their upcoming marriage. Andrew’s mother Grace, played by Mary Steenburgen and Grandma Gammy, played by Betty Whitetake a special interest in Margret and not only convince the couple to get married in their barn but treat Margret to several excursions including a trip to the only strip club on the small island. Once on the island, Margarete begins spending time with Andrew and actually does fall in love with him. Having forgotten what it was like to have a family, since hers died when she was 16, Margaret realizes she cannot hurt Andrew, and so confesses the deal at the wedding ceremony. However, Andrew chases her to New York just before she is deported and confesses his love for her; they then get engaged “for real”. This movie was both hilarious and heart-warming…. The Alaskan scenery was aw-inspiring! You have to go see this movie! On a personal note, I never realized how HOT Ryan Reynolds was, that is until I saw he and Sandra nude…. ( Don’t worry, no frontal, damn it!)… I have to nominate him for the 2009 Hottie Award!

July 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Family, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Deadly Sex Games – WIFE TIES HUBBY UP FOR 20 HOURS

Women, if your going to have an illicit love  affair here is one tip you shouldn’t forget…  Don’t leave your husband tied up for too long…

A Columbia woman convicted of killing her husband in a sex game gone wrong was ordered Monday to serve 18 months at the county jail… Bargy was accused of tying up her husband and leaving him alone at their Jacobs Lane mobile home for 20 hours. During that time, Bargy was with another man she had met through the Internet while her hubby suffocated.”

Yes, this story is a little old..  But I thought it was worth mentioning…

July 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert – SMOKIN HOT PICTURES

Sorry, when we moved we lost the pictures of Adam…  THEY ARE BACK NOW!!  COME LOOK….

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , | Leave a comment

David Beckham pics – COLOR ME HORNEY

When it comes to David Beckham you CAN color me horney!  He is the gottest guy around.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Men, Sex, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Prostitutes – GO GREEN

You save this much ! You save this much !

Don’t  you agree that it is every-one’s job to help save the environment?  People are carpooling to help cut down on smog causing emissions. Some people are doing their part by using pump sprayers instead of aerosols that deplete the ozone layer.  Now, even the “Ladies of the Evening” are doing their part to help save the environment.

 A legal brothel in Berlin, Maison d’envie, is offering an “environmental discount” of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there.  I wonder if they get an extra BIG discount if they carpool?

That’s around $7, or half the price of tongue kissing at the brothel (yes, you have to pay extra for that). Rates at the brothel normally start at 30 euros for 15 minutes of sex, or about 14 minutes long than it takes any of the men I’ve known.

The brothel owners say they’re in walking distance of stations on both of Berlin’s major commuter rail lines, as well as a well-maintained bicycle path.  Location, Location, Location….

Brothel owner Thomas Goetz said the new promotion has put some bang back into his business. He told Reuters that up to 5 customers a day are taking advantage of the discount.  I hope they don’t blowall of their savings at one time!

Weird News Central also reports that numerous Berlin housewives are wondering why so many of their husbands have suddenly taken up bicycling.

These are hard times for many people, but now you can do your part to save the environment while just laying there.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Funny, Sex, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse – GETS A DIVORCE

A London judge granted the divorce between the Scamy Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil — it becomes final in just over six weeks if no disputes arise.

Blake — who spent most of the marriage getting it in his behind bars  — filed the divorce papers earlier this year after Wino admitted to cheating.

I hear Tony Romo is single……………………..

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton – GETS NEW DRIVERS LICENSE

Don’t ya just hate getting your drivers license renewed? You have to go stand in line–for what seems like hours and wait for people who apparently hate their jobs to shuffle around and finally take your picture… Well, not if your Paris Hilton!

Peeps at the DMV in Santa Monica say that Paris paid a visit the other day and got a new pic … after posing for 5 of them. We’re also told Hilton’s assistant called ahead and asked the staff for a little special treatment so the woman famous for doing nothing wouldn’t have to stagnate in a long line. They accommodated the request. And employees were told to turn their cell phones off so no one would take a pic of Hilton getting her picture taken …

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – Dickie Doo Disease

WTF! Everytime I turn around there is another picture of Jon Gosselin showing of his Kegger belly! This is really gross… But it is getting him some attention! I know there is a joke about Dickie Doo Disease in there somewhere! You know, does your belly stick out farther than your dickie doo? Augh….

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , | Leave a comment

Octomom – CHILD RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

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And the saga continues…  It has just been reported that One of the Octomom’s brude has been rushed to the hospital. 

A two-year-old male was vomiting after ingesting an unknown substance.  He was transported to St. Jude Hospital.

Just as most of the world predicted, it is impossable for one person to care for or to monitor the activities of so many children.  Will it take a death before someone steps in to do something about the welfare of the children?

Story still developing…

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Octomom | , , , | Leave a comment

Obama 666 – IS HE THE ANTI-CHRIST?

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Lookie here what I found… Our article titled ( Michael Jackson 777  Obama 666 ) has gotten quite a bit of attention.  So, I googled it just to see where it ranked and guess what I found?  I thought that I was being original with my idea and even said I was curious about how many associations could be put with Obama and 666.  Well here is one that just popped up!  I guess I’m not the only one that has noticed strange things happening…

Her is a copy of the article and a link to the site so you can read it for yourself…  Very eerie… http://www.mytowntalks.com/politics/barak-obama-politics/illinois-lottery-666.php#comment-6196

This is really strange. On the heels of the Obama historic election as president, his home state of Illinois drew 666 in its Pick 3 lottery. Is this just a fluke or a sign of things to come. Many people have called Obama the Anti-Christin the pre-elections, but that is really not uncommon of public features. Almost all of them have been compared to the Anti-Christ at some point in their careers. Its also not the first time that the 666 number has surfaced in a Pick 3 lottery, but for this to happen in Illinoisright after Obama was elected is really strange.

I don’t subscribe to conspiracy theories much, but this one is a little over the top and the timing of this 666 drawing in Illinoisis just eery. So what are your thoughts? Does this mean Illinois 666 drawinglends credibility that Obama is the Anti-Christ? There are a lot of similarities between Obama and characteristics that people have assigned to the Anti-Christ and even in the bible. I’ll wait until he starts killing people before I associate the Illinois lottery drawing 666to Obama. I never liked him nor supported his plan, but now he is the president and he should have a measure of initial support. Of course if he screws up, it will definitely be posted here. I may have to open the bible this afternoon and take a look for some additional similarities not because I want Obama to be the Anti-Christ, just because I’m curious now about the potential implications for this Illinois 666 drawing. Perhaps they are related, if they are not related it sure is weird.

July 10, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Political | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

We are moving RIGHT NOW!

We are about to attempt to move to our new site.  

www.chattertonguegossip.com

Once the process begins, it may take as long as an hour or up to 6 days. 

During that time one or both sites may be off-line. 

If that does happen, we will be back! 

We hope that you continue to viisit with us.

Remember, once the transfer takes place–if you try to come to WOMENS THOUGHTS you will automatically be redirected to the new site.  Do NOT freak out and think  you clicked on something wrong…. LOL  It’s still us, just with a different look.

We will still be working out the bugs when we get there.  However you will can still visit with us once we get there.

Love,  Cindy & Margie

July 9, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

David Letterman – STILL HAVING FUN WITH SARAH PALIN


David Letterman is back up to his old tricks…  Sarah Palin decided to resign at just the right time ( If her intentions were to let David taunt her a little more ). 

You have got to see this… Click here to watch the video!

July 9, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths | , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert – IS BACK IN THE NEWS!

Ok, ladies!!!  Adam Lambert is back in the news!  ( insert: screaming and clapping sounds here. )  Apparently–ET did an interview with “The Prince of Passion”  and HERE IT IS! 

The “American Idol 2009 Summer Tour” kicked off on July 5. Now, ET talks to season eight runner-up Adam Lambert about the tour, his upcoming album and why he chose to wait so long to come out.

ET: Can you talk about how you envision your upcoming album?

Adam Lambert: I am so excited, because I am getting to write with the top people in the business and that is such an honor. I never would have never gotten that opportunity if it hadn’t been for this. A lot of people go, “Are you rock, or are you pop? What’s your genre?” I did a bunch of different genres on “Idol,” so I don’t know why I have to pick one. It will definitely have elements of rock, but the production on it, the instrumentation sonically will be very modern and electronic. The word “pop” as a classification means that it is popular. All that really entails is that it is catchy. So, I want to write a bunch of catchy, rock-electro, dance, disco things with a lot of glam to it. Glam is about the visual presentation. It has very little to do with the actual music.

ET: What will you perform on the tour?

Adam Lambert: I am doing a David Bowie medley at the end of my set: “Life on Mars?,” “Fame” and “Let’s Dance.” We are doing it much like I am doing my album. We are trying to produce them with an electronic, dance-driven edge. Hopefully, it will set the tone for the type of material I am doing.

ET: In the interview that you did following the “American Idol” finale, you wouldn’t talk about your sexuality. Yet you did for Rolling Stone. Why did you wait? Did you think it would make a difference? Did you know you had the cover?

Adam Lambert: A little bit of both. The reason that I waited was I wanted to be able to sit down and explain myself. I didn’t want it to be an isolated thing. I wanted it to be a full article, 100 percent me, no filter. In a press junket, it felt as if it was cheapening the truth of it. I was also waiting to see how active the press would be in trying to get that answer out of me before I came forward with it. I never thought it was really a big deal because I have lived my life that way for a long time, and the people I associate with don’t think it is a big deal. It was interesting to wait a little while to see what it would be like. There was a lot of speculation. You know what? I think part of being a showman is creating suspense and demand and interest, so I am not going to lie and say I didn’t plan it a little bit.

ET: What is the must-have item you are going to take on the tour?

Adam Lambert: My iPod. I definitely need music. It is a great escape when you need to separate from everybody. Throw on the headphones and you are in your own little world.

ET: How will you deal with the stress of the tour?

Adam Lambert: I am going to try to be a little more physically active, get into some stretching. I want to use the gyms at the hotels we end up at and do some cardio. I think when you keep in shape, it keeps your head in shape. We don’t always get that opportunity. “Idol”‘s schedule was really full and we didn’t have time to work on our physical selves.

ET: Your life has changed tremendously since you started doing this. Can you tell us how?

Adam Lambert: All these opportunities. It is unbelievable. I would have had to beg and scream to get these types of chances before. Also, the anonymity flies right out the window. It is hard to go places and not get noticed. People come up to you and say, “I love you and I want to take my picture with you.” It is cool that you have touched them with music, but it can get a little bit overwhelming at times when you turn into a tourist attraction.

ET: What would people be surprised to learn about you?

Adam Lambert: I feel that people ask me that a lot and I don’t know. I feel that I have talked about everything. I cracked my life right open. I have tried to rack my brain over that.

ET: What are your personal goals?

Adam Lambert: I just want to make cool music and wear cool clothes. It is not much deeper than that. I want to entertain people and figure out new ways to get people’s attention, keep them dancing and maybe cross over to other forms of media — maybe TV and film in the future, maybe fashion. We will see what the future holds.

ET: What part of America are you looking forward to seeing the most?

Adam Lambert: It will be interesting to go to places I have never been before, but we don’t get a lot of time outside of the tour venue. I think I am most excited about doing the shows in California because I have a lot of family in the Bay area and tons of family and friends here in L.A. and San Diego, my home town. Also, I am excited about the New York shows because we are there like a week.

The “American Idol 2009 Summer Tour” continues to wend its way across America, wrapping up on September 15 in Manchester, NH.

July 9, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , | Leave a comment

Harry Potter’s Vincent Crabbe – GETS STONED !

Jamie Waylett, or as known to Harry Potter fans as the bully of Hogwarts, Vincent Crabbe, has been charged with growing marijuana in his mothers house.  I’m sure he was growing it for medacinal purposes–right???

At least now he know where all of the pretty colors were coming from… 

The 19-year-old, who is scheduled to appear in court on July 16, faces a maximum penalty of 14 years in prison if found guilty.

Too bad “Harry Potter” doesn’t film in cannabis-friendly L.A, where we’re pretty sure this sort of infraction is slightly less frowned upon than double-parking.

July 9, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths | , , , , | Leave a comment

Bill O’Reilly speaks out about – MICHAEL JACKSON

Bill O’reilly gave his opinion on Michael Jackson today.  No Bill, tell us what you really think…. 

Here he is stateing his opinion and then having a heated debate with Dr. Mark Lamont Hill…

July 9, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Racial | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Nine Words Women Use…

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
 
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
 
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying UP YOURS!
 
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
 
I read this and had to laugh… It’s soooo true…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Qween’s Beauty tips – HOW TO ARCH YOUR EYEBROWS

If you don’t know Quween is by now.  Your betta get you some schoolen! 

Quween is a black homeless woman who lives in Hollywood…  She is becoming a star on You Tube.  I first saw her advertisement as “Body Guard to the Stars”…  She is hilarious!

This is one of her beauty tips… 

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson – MISSING BRAIN TISSUE

Here is a Trivia Question for you….

What do Michael Jackson and Albert Einstein have in common…besides pure genius? Both their brains are in a glass jar—at least for the time being.

According to E! News, the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office says it’s holding onto a section of the late King of Pop’s brain as part of its investigation into how he died.

Because toxicology tests take several weeks and are not yet complete, a coroner spokesman says pathologists need to wait for the organ to harden before they can conduct neuropathology tests to help determine what caused Jackson’s apparent cardiac arrest and subsequent death.

Investigators have focused on the possibility that Jackson accidentally overdosed on a potent anesthetic, and a thorough examination of brain tissue might shed some light on what drugs were in his system.

The coroner’s office has told Jackson relatives they have the option of burying Michael without the missing portion of his brain, or they can wait until tests are done and the tissue returned to its original place before finally laying him to rest.

That could explain why relatives have yet to hold a burial service for the late pop star.

The whereabouts of his remains are not known, having disappeared from public view following yesterday’s poignant public memorial; however, a family friend told E! News Michael would be back at Forest Lawn Memorial Park, where a private funeral service was held earlier Tuesday.

Jackson’s death certificate, signed by his sister La Toya, was also issued Tuesday, listing the cause of death as “deferred.” A burial permit filed with the Los Angeles County’s Office of Vital Records has not been made public.

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , | Leave a comment

Linday Lohan – STIFFS ANOTHER MAN

Lindsay Lohan called a locksmith for help late last night then showed her gratitude by stiffing him!  Which I’m sure isn’t the first man to be stiffed by Lindsay but anyway… 

Lindsay and Sam Ronson were forced to call USafe Locksmith to Sam’s house when they realized they lost the  freaking house keys. 

As the locksmith did his thing, Lindsay found an open window, which I’m sure also isn’t her first time,  and told the locksmith he could stop. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay refused, offering a hand job $20 instead.

The locksmith tells us Sam then told him to move his car away from the property. He obliged, but when he came back, Lindsay and Sam had locked themselves in the house and didn’t pay him a penny.  Maybe they lost the keys again inside the house and couldn’t find another unlocked window to get back out?  Who knows, Lindsay isn’t known to be the sharpest crayon in the box…

 

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths | , , , | Leave a comment

Alan Thicke – GETS WOOD

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With a last name like “Thicke” I already have naughty little thoughts… Now this! 

The very married, Alan Thicke, best known for his role as the overprotective Dad from “Growing Pains“, was caught it the act!

Alan and host/Playboy cover girl Olivia Munn were getting their smooch on while taping the 1,000th episode of “Attack of the Show” which airs Thursday on G4.

I’m sure she was just showing her gratification gratitude to the married star, but still.

I wonder what Mrs. Thicke had to say…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Betty White – R.I.P.?

 

We’ve lost a lot of icons recently — but no matter what NBC says, Betty White isn’t one of ’em!

During a report yesterday morning at Forest Lawn Cemetery, “Today’s” Michael Okwu listed the “Golden Girl” as one of the celebrities already buried there.

Meredith Vieira corrected him — he probably meant Bette Davis.

I personally would like for someone to interview Betty and get her thoughts on the slip up…  Betty has a great sense of humor and I’m sure she got a big of a kick out of the error as I did…

Watch the video HERE…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson’s 777 vs Obama’s 666

All of America is already in a  freanzy  about the loss of so many celebrities is such a short period of time.  Six, to be exact.  David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon and Karl Malden.  Six is a bad number!

Now, someone has figured out the FREAKY  stuff.. I’m even freaked out over this information… It sends chills down my spine, especially after Michael’s  ghostly shadow was reported at Never Land…

In case you didn’t know… The number 666 represents Satin because he is considered to be incomplete and can not reach the number the next level.  God, on the other hand, is represented by the number 7 which signifies completeness…  That is the reason there is so many  references to the number 7 in the Bible when referring to God. 

Now check this out!

Michael Jackson had his memorial today, which was  77-09

Michael Jackson signed his will on  77-02

Michael dies 7 years after he signed his will…

He was the 7th sibling in his family.

His biggest hits, “Billy Jean” & “Black & White” were both NO.1 for 7 weeks.

His albums, “Thriller, Bad and Dangerous”, all produced 7 top 40 hits.

Is this not creepy enough for you? 

We even discussed the possibility of  Obama being the Anti-Christ in Sunday school before Obama became President.  Our preacher assured us that it would be a global event, not just within the United States.  I didn’t really put much stock in the possibility anyway.

Michael effected the globe, much like Obama is attempting to today.

From what I remember being tought from Sunday school about  the book of Revelations in The Bible, however, Christ would return.  That he would attempt to bring peace to the world and fail and then perish.

During this time the Anti-Christ would rise and accomplish what Christ could not, bringing peace to the world….  He is known as “The Deceiver“.

Obama has deceived many of us since becomming President with his false promises. 

Michael Jackson vs Obama?

If I’m not mistaken, Michael Jackson had his picture made with every President “except” Obama…..

I find this VERY scary!!!!!! 

Michael attempted to bring peace to the world.  He came close but didn’t reach his goal.

Michael was accused of several horrible acts that was never proven as fact and never wavered from his goal of equality and peace for all people of the PLANET, not just the United States.

Michael’s life was surrounded by the number 7.

Michael has passed.

Obama became President before Michael’s death.

Michael attempted to change the world though love which he did.  But he was unable to achieve global peace.

They never had their picture made together which is the only President that he did not have his picture made with.

People followed Obama no matter what he did or said as if they were in a trance and still elected him President.

Obama is now developing peaceful relationships with world leaders to bring peace to he world although the citizens of the United States do not like his tactics, just as the Bible had predicted that he Anti-Christ “The Deciever” would do.

I just wonder how many 6’s Obama can be affiliated with?

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson, Political, Religious | , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Michael Jackson’s – MEMORIAL SERVICE ( Recap )

The Michael Jackson Memorial Service ended just moments ago.  The truth that Michael is gone didn’t begin to hit until his casket was wheeled from the families private service to the hearse for the trip to Staples Arena for his memorial.

It was absolutely amazing the speed and professionalism with which the memorial service assembled.

I was very disappointed at the fact that Dianna Ross was absent.  She did, however, send a letter of apology that was read at the beginning of the service.

The service was a celebration of his life.  All of the performances were heart felt and spectacular. 

Berry Gordy spoke.  He described Michael’s professional and personal life.  He personally called Michael Jackson the biggest, most talented performer that there has ever been.  If anyone would know, it would be him.

I was shocked that Al Sharpton was even allowed to speak.  He, of course, attempted to point out the racial points of Michael’s life and death as he does with everything.  After delivering such a powerful speech I found it humorous that when, at the end of the service, they were all singing “We Are The World” and everyone was swaying with their hand in the air, the camera panned to him and he was the ONLY one not participating.  As soon as he turned his head and saw that he was on TV, a look of surprise came over his face and he threw his hand into the air!  What a hypocrite!

At the end of the service the family was on stage.  Some of them took turns at expressing their feeling about his passing.  We thought that Janet was going to speak but instead she dropped the mike down so that Michael’s daughter could reach it.  His daughter, Paris, said, Ever since I was born he has been the best Dad and I love him so much.   She then broke into sobbing tears and turned to Janet. It was so so incredibly sad.

If you didn’t get to watch the service I hope you recorded it.  If not, get your hands on a recording…  You will not be disappointed.

July 7, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson – YOUR CHANCE TO SAY YOUR FINAL FAREWELL

293_jackson_mourner_063009Here is  your chance to tell Michael Jackson goodbye.  Click on comments and give your final farewell.

In just a few hours they will be laying Michael Jackson to rest.  The gifts that the Mega Super Star and the King of Pop gave us will never be forgotten and his memory eternal.

We watched Michael grow from a little boy into a man.  We watched him as he struggled through his toils and tribulations. 

All the while, Michael never stopped giving of himself.  He was steadfast and unwavering in his belief that there was good in all people. 

The stars will be a little less bright because you are gone.

We will miss you!

July 7, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , | 3 Comments

Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service – TAX PAYERS ARE CONCERNED

Outside Michael Jackson's Memorial Service

Outside Michael Jackson's Memorial Service

The following article is scraped directly from the pages of “E” news…  It is describing tax payers concerns from Los Angeles, California, over having to pay for Michael Jackson Memorial Service.  I don’t agree with some of their thinking.  I guess it’s just the Republican in me.  But apparently their Democratic Liberalism isn’t working well for Californians, considering that they are now paying many of their employees and disabled citizens with IOUs.   My comments will be in bold type for your convenience.

Most of the obedient serfs close to the memorial aren’t saying how much it will cost citizens—and that includes public safety folks who, I could have sworn, work for us.

However, a city official tells me we’re looking at this costing Los Angeles $2.5 million. And rising. For a city that is operating on a deep deficit.

Still, to dedicated fans, that cost may sound reasonable; as Al Sharpton is so keen on reminding us, we’re dealing with an icon who apparently needs his own postage stamp and national holiday.

I think it was yesterday, Al, not so Sharpton, compared Michael Jackson to Elvis.  He also said that he would push for a commemorative Jackson stamp, and a waiver of the U.S. Postal Service’s usual five-year waiting post-death period. (The only exception so far has been for late presidents.) 

Sharpton also took issue with how certain press outlets have covered Jackson’s death, saying there was a “disrespectful double standard” between the “Thriller” singer and other fallen icons such as Frank Sinatra or Elvis Presley.

I was pretty upset after reading his remarks.  I don’t remember ever getting out of school for “Elvis Day” or “Frank Sinatra Day”.  I also have never received holiday pay from my employer for either of these Holidays.  I WAS PISSED…  Then I googled it…  There is no Elvis or Frank Sinatra day.  And Michael Jackson, although the “King of Pop”,was not a president or a real king. He was a king because we all loved him.   So to what “disrespectful double standard” was Big Al referring?

However, you may be chapped to learn exactly how much the Jackson family and promoter AEG will be benefiting from this outlay of public funds…

We already know that 11,000 fans will pack the Staples Center tomorrow. But less well known is that the Jackson family reportedly commandeered an additional 9,000 seatsfor its own private guests. So, much of the security surrounding Jackson’s “public” memorial tomorrow is actually, in essence, security for a private party for the Jackson’s and their friends.

Oh, I’m sorry, did I say party? I meant respectful, dignified memorial costarring a runner-up from Britain’s Got Talent.

They said that, not me…

Before you pile on to cluck at my lack of respect, I’m not alone. I have backup.

“We have city employees getting pink slips because the city dollars are not there,” points out L.A. City Councilman Dennis Zine. But even though city officials have asked AEG to pick up some of the public costs, the company has declined, Zine tells me. AEG did not respond to my requests for comment.

“You would think AEG would say, ‘We’re the ones who did this, we could have had a private ceremony and not a major public memorial.’ AEG is a big entertainment company. They’re going to get international coverage and tons of publicity from this.”

And just what kind of city effort are we talking here?

  • At least 1,400 police officers to keep the peace
  • Workers from the Department of Transportation to arrange and enforce street closures
  • Still more workers from the Department of Public Works to keep the area clean and operating
  • Fire and rescue specialists, just in case too many rabid fans moonwalk into one another out in the streets

If they would pay their employees with money rather than IOUs, these employees would go into the community and spend and pay their bills, thus allowing other business to stay open and pay their employees.  Right?

If you’re wondering if the city might decide to stand up for itself eventually, you’re not alone. Zine says the city attorney’s office is looking into the public outlay of funds and may take unspecified action; the city attorney’s office didn’t immediate comment when I contacted them this afternoon.

And just in case you still think it’s disrespectful to the dead to be discussing money like this, a note: According to Zine—who got this information from an official at the Los Angeles Coliseum—the Jacksons briefly mulled doing their memorial there. And they also were considering charging for the tickets.

Sounds to me that the democratic liberal state expects things to change by dong nothing different.  Remember the definition of insanity?  Doing the same thing the same way but expecting the outcome to be different? 

(Originally published July 6, 2009, at 2:57 p.m. PT)

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July 7, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment