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Are You Ready for JON & KATE PLUS 8 “LIGHT”

Are you ready for the Gosselin’s?  Tonight is the first episode of the new and improved Jon & Kate Plus 8 “Light”.  It’s  just as filling but now with 50% less parents. 

This show is now going in so many different directions even I have trouble keeping up.  If  it’s not Jon hanging out on a yacht with his “flava of tha day” and showing his “Dickie Doo”, it’s Kate buying a new condo down the street from her body guard, “who she’s not having an affair with”, YEA RIGHT.  Wouldn’t want that to be any more obvious…

The show that was originally supposed to depict the daily lives of a family that has twins and sextuplets has morphed into torrid soap opera of sex, money and deceit.  Ooh, I can’t wait! jrewing.jpg

Jon:   The little Asian man who uses his ancient Chinese secrets to control women while he struggles with his chemical addiction. 

Kate:  The “Power Hungry” vixen who controls the Gosselin Empire but has no problem getting it on with the hired help.

Jodi & Kevin:  The poor relatives that have been exiled from the family and struggle to find a connection to the families fortune.

Doesn’t this remind you of another previously famous soap?  Oh, yea, Dallas!

I can’t wait to see how the kids turn out!

August 3, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Baby Cut From Mother’s Womb

In a combined story released by the (AP) and The Examiner.com — A 23-year-old pregnant woman, Darlene Haynes, was found murdered in her apartment and her unborn baby ripped from her womb. 

Haynes, 8 months pregnant at the time of her death, was found in a closet in her apartment by the landlord who was  investigating reports of a strong odor.  The baby, who would have been 1 month premature, was thought to have been able to survive but its location was unknown.

One of the things so surprising about this murder, other than the obvious, was the fact that this kind of crime is not unique.  In little over a year there have been two other similar crimes.  Heather Snively from Oregon and Kia Johnson of Pittsburgh were both killed in a similar fashion.

Darlene Hayens’s baby was found two days later with Julie Corey at a New Hampshire homeless shelter. Corey has been charged with kidnapping but no word yet on who will be charged with the mother’s murder.  The infant is currently in the custody of Massachusetts child welfare officials.

 A man who says he is the father of the baby who was cut from her slain mother’s womb says he wants custody.

 A hearing is scheduled in Worcester Juvenile Court on Monday to determine who should get temporary custody of the 4-pound baby girl.

DNA tests are being done to establish paternity.

August 3, 2009 Posted by | Family, Family Interests, Health | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan – WHATS EATING HER?

We knew something had been eating Lindsay Lohan, we just didn’t think it was still Samantha… 

The rumors have been that the two had split, after they had a screaming cat-fight, sending Lindsay to the clubs to blow off steam…  That sorta explained Lindsay’s post break-up  shopping sprees and the stranger behavior, well, strange for Lindsay, anyway…

Reports now say that the two have made-up.  They were seen hitting the bars last-night, followed by a sleezeover  sleepover…  Later today the love birds met back up at a local 7-Eleven.  Wonder if they had a Slurpee?

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kris Allen – WHO’S SLEEPING IN HIS BED

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Fantasize this.  It’s late, the air is warm and a breeze from an open window gently caresses your skin.  Quietly and cautiously, you walk across the room.  You can hear the drumming of your  heart as you  creep ever closer to the side of Kris Allens bed.  Pulse quickening and hands shaking, you reach to grasp the edge of the cover.   Pulling down the cover, you slowly sit on the side of the bed.  Slipping one leg under the cover, you can feel the satin sheet as it glides across your leg.  Slipping your other leg beneath the cover you pull the sheets up to your shoulders as you sink into the warmth and saftey of the bed.

THIS FANTASY CAN NOW BE YOURS FOR ONLY $600. per month!

Sorry, Kris Allen is not optional…

 

If you ever dreamed of sleeping in  Kris Allen’s bed, here’s your chance … and his wife is totally on board to let it happen.

Kris and Katy are currently sub-leasing their fully furnished apartment in Cabot, Arkansas for $600 a month, because the young lovebirds will be spending the next couple of months holed up in Hollywood.

Considering there are only around 20,000 people in Cabot … you don’t have to worry about a long line to apply.

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hugh Heffner’s Personal Home Reduced for Quick Sell

Home of the week

The recession is hitting everyone pretty hard, even Hugh Hefner!  Hugh and his wife, Kimberley just sold their personal home adjacent to the Playboy Mansion for a whopping $18 million…

The homes original asking price was $27,995,000.  Guess they had to reduce it for “quick sell”…. 

The 7,300-square-foot English Manor-style house, built in 1929, has five bedrooms and seven bathrooms. The two-story home sits behind private gates on 2.3 flat acres that back up to the Los Angeles Country Club.

 

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Top Ten Things Overheard at Obama’s Beer Summit

I haven’t really heard a lot since President Obama’s beer summit….  David Letterman, however, got the scoop…

Top 10 things overheard at the beer summit!

 

 

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Political, Racial | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Janet Jackson – IS SHE THE REAL MOTHER OF MICHAL’S ALLEGED SON

 

Have you ever been going through your normal day to day life and a light bulb suddenly comes one?  It’s sorta like your mind has all of these facts swirling around and eventually the pieces fit together forming a complete picture. 

   I just had one of those moments.  Let’s look at the evidence and see if you come up with the same conclusion.

Michael Jackson’s biological son, Omer Bhatti, is revealed.

Joe Jackson, Michael’s father, confirms the suspicions saying “Omer looks like “A” Jackson and dances like “A” Jackson.”  He says the young man is Michael’s son.

Joe Jackson isn’t known to be the most honest person in the world and often turns facts to fit his own wants and needs.

Michael, so desperate for children of his own, who would aquire them through whatever means possible, never acknowledged his own son as his own?  Even though Michael spent a lot of time with him? 

Omer Bhatti  does look and move like a Jackson…  When watching him perform, I felt he personally reminded me more of Janet than Michael.  Thats when it all clicked!

Michael allegedly met and had a one-night-stand with Omer’s mother in 1984.

Omer’s mother and the man said to be Omer’s  father moved in with Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch for a couple of years.  His mother worked for Michael as a nanny and his father as Michael’s chauffeur.  Wouldn’t that make you very uncomfortable if you were his biological mother or alleged father knowing that your employer had been with your wife?

Janet Jackson–age 18– married James DeBarge in the same year, 1984, the same year Michael allegedly had his one-night-stand with Omer’s mother.   Rumors flew that she was pregnant with DeBarge’s child and that she later gave birth to a girl but the child or its gender was never confirmed.

One report states:  The story is that Janet was pregnant and her father Joe thought it would be damaging to her career if the public found out she had a child.  The child, said to be a girl but was never confirmed, was being raised by a relative.  Click here to read that story.

Now after Michael’s death, Omer wants to be DNA tested to confirm his lineage.  If Omer is part Jackson, a DNA test would prove it.  However, a mitocondrial DNA test would confirm if it was his mother or father that was a Jackson.

Omer looks like a Jackson.  Omer dances like a Jackson.  Omer also, however, looks more like a DeBarge than he does a Jackson!  Could it all be just a coincidence?  What do you think?

Debarge / Rhythm of the Night

Omer Bahatti / Practicing

July 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson’s – BIOLOGICAL CHILD CONFIRMED

OMG!  I sure didn’t see this one coming!  Omer Bhatti, who sat with the Jackson’s at Michael’s funeral has been CONFIRMED by Joe Jackson as Michael’s biological child! 

Omer who does resemble, the late Michael Jackson, also looks a LOT like Michael’s other son Blanket who is suspicioned of being produced through the use of a sperm donor and  a surrogate mother.

I just watched Omer Bhatti on You Tube and there is definitely something to this story.  I know the Jackson’s moves, very well…  Omers moves like Janet more than he does Michael…  But he definitely moves like a Jackson!

Jackson reportedly fathered the child in 1984 when he had a one-night-stand with a Norwegian fan. 

Joe Jackson says Omer looks and dances like a Jackson…  Watch the video interview below.

This video shows Michael and Omer together on several occasions.  Who would have known. 

July 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Florida – CREATES SUPER MARIJUANA

Florida has been known for years as the Sunshine State, attracting thousands of retirees every year to its sunny weather and warm, temperade climate.  Now the Sunshine state offers another incentive to retired people, MARIJUANA!  Read how I-phone has a new app to find weed near you!

Although Cali might be the Cannabis Capital, Florida has now surpassed the other “sunny state” and is now the country’s leader in indoor marijuana cultivation.   This isn’t your Grandma’s weed either!

The Floridians marijuana is being grown hydroponically, mostly without soil and with a carefully calibrated cocktail of chemicals and lighting, creating some of the most potent pot on the market!

This wacky weed is strong enough to cause feeling of euphoria and even mild hallucinations.  Just think about Cheech and Chong hanging out with the Marlboro Man…  Thirty years ago, most marijuana contained about 7% THC. Today, indoor growers boast THC levels of 25% or higher thanks to the additional care that indoor plants receive. 

What’s is a batch of potent pot going for these days, you’re thinking.  Well, at a recent bust in Miami where the Po-Po seized an estimated 100 lbs of the High Quality Hooch that was reported to have a street value of $800,000!!!  One pound goes for upward of $4,000.  But in the Northeast, the best market for the same marijuana goes for about $8,000 a pound.  Apparently the recession isn’t hitting the pot industry very hard either!

To read the whole story Click Here!

July 31, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Brad Pitt – Inglourious Basterds

Brad Pitt, who in my opinion over the past couple of years has gone from OH SO HOT to OH SO NOT, showed up yesterday for the premier of his new Quentin Tarantino movie, Inglourious Basterds in Germany.  The event was said to have included a red carpet gala and a few media hounds just to see if it was buzz-worthy.

Bard was said to look smashing in Tom Ford, while sitting next to Tarantino with beer in hand.  No reports if Brad unbuckled his belt and stuck his hand down the front of his pants during the movie, but the atmosphere seemed very relaxed.

He was also reported to have spent a lot of time singing autographs after the premier.  This was probably precipitated by the fact that the most revent scoop on the actor was when his motorcycle broke down recently and he had to catch a ride with the paparazzi. 

Pitt’s next appearance should be at the film’s Hollywood premiere on Aug. 10.  Unless he breaks down again on the side of the road..

Here are some Pic’s from Brad OH SO HOT days!

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July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Erin Adres from ESPN – FREAKS OUT AND CALLS POLICE

In a recent 911 call made by ESPN reporter Erin Andres, before even saying her name,  says “I’ve been in the news recently about being in a hotel naked.” She goes on to say, “I did nothing wrong and I’m being treated like f***ing Britney Spears and it sucks.”

Erin Andrews —became a HOTcommodity on You Tube when videos of her nude in her hotel room were posted.  Since then she has become a little jumpy, and who can blame her!  The videos that were apparently made in at-least two different hotel rooms, shows her walking around and doing daily tasks such as ironing her cloths.  Thank God she didn’t whoop out a tension relieving device!  Don’t bother looking for the videos, they have been removed as has her sense or security and dignity. 

TMZ has obtained the foul-mouthed 911 call made when ESPN reporter Erin Andrews spotted “suspicious people” lurking around her Georgia home last week.

When the police arrived they found that the people lurking around her home weren’t peeping toms but rather reporters looking for an interview.   Not that there is a lot of difference and who’s to say that the people filming the skin flicks weren’t reporters.

I just hope that poor Britney doesn’t take offense to the reporters comments….

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan – BUYS SOME NEW THREADS

Lindsay “sticky fingers” Lohan is reported to be out and about shopping for new threads, after her recent breakup with, now former girlfriend, Samantha. 

I just hope the shops she’s visiting are keeping a close eye on their inventory.  Remember, she was questioned a few months ago after a $500,000 necklace and ear rings came up missing during an El magazine shoot.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse / Kate Moss – COCAINE & SEX IN THE BATHROOM

Skamy Amy Winehouse, being the pillar of the community as she is, was just aquited of charges that she brutally attacked a drunken fan who was trying to get a picture taken with the singer, claiming fear and self defense as her reasons for the attack. 

She was also recently granted a divorce from her drug induced marriage to husband Blake Fielder-Civil.  Poor Skamy Amy Winehouse has been through so much, trying to distance herself from the negative influences in her life.  NO, WAIT, I forgot we were talking about Amy Winehouse….

Well NOW, her incarcerated ex-hubby is coming out of the closet.  Not because he dropped the soap in the prison shower but about some of he and Amy’s sexually drug induced exploits.

Amy’s EX claims that she stole supermodel Kate Mosses blow / cocaine.  Blake claims that while at a private party at NYC’s Gramercy Park Hotel, Amy went into Kate’s purse and stole two grams of coke. 


Kate, I’m a Supermodel, Moss was so plastered, she never noticed that it was missing. 

According to the Daily Mail, they were mingling with models and other Hollywooders when Kate told Amy to get  a $10 bill out of her handbag to snort a line with.  I guess that just how they roll in Hollywood, most people would have just gone for  a dollar. Anyway, that’s when Skamy noticed the 2 grams of coke in Kate’s purse.  So, thats when she scored the blow and she and Blake headed to the bathroom to do the lines and have sex.

I’m pretty sure that this wasn’t the first time that Amy has had sex or drugs in a public bathroom.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ricky Bernes – IN POSSESSION OF CRACK

What is the connection between drug abuse and swimmers. Michael Phelps was videoed smoking pot, now U.S. swimmer Ricky Berens has been caught with crack!

Ricky Berens Swimmer

Ricky Berenes felt the need to split after he cracked under pressure at the World Swimming Championships in Rome.

The easy breezy swimmer ripped one as he did a pre-swim stretch…

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Health, Sports | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The BLACK Ranger Busted – FOR DUI

 

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Walter Jones–The Black Ranger or got busted for DUI.  No, that’s not a racial slur. 

Walter Jones who played Zack Taylor–The Black Ranger from The Mighty Morphan Power Rangers, a children’s show, was arrested Sunday morning around 4am by Alabama State Troopers in Huntsville. 

There were no reports of the actor making any comments about the arresting officers mama.  I hope Obama doesn’t make another statement….

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Racial | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Was Your Wedding a THRILLER?

Oh, Dear Lord what have we done?  When Jill and Kevin Heinz’s “Wedding Entrance Dance” went viral last week it spurred a network news turf war.  Now EVERYONE  is jumping on-board.

A “Thriller” That Michael Jackson Could Love: Among YouTube wedding dance clips, this one‘s the king with close to 10 million views after nearly three years. The zombie line dance performed by Brian and Sandy Lundmark’s crew even caught the attention of Jackson’s camp—it’s down on the late singer’s YouTube channel as one of his 13 favorite clips.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Family, Family Interests, Funny, Religious | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler – PICKS A NEW SCRIPT

He’s Gerard Butler…  Here he is sitting in a West Village cafe with a script, apparantly picking a new role for himself.

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You know picking a script can be sticky business…  Then you have to pick the right leading lady so all the other women will be green with envy. 

Picking just the right script can be a real booger.  You can’t after all just fling youself into a role unless it right for you.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Food, Funny | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Octomom – SHE DESTROYED MY HOME AND MY LIFE

The Octomom–Nadya Suleman–seems to leave a path of destruction and mayhem wherever she goes.  Nowhere is this more apparent than at the Octogranny’s house where she claims that Nadya and her 14 children destroyed my home and her life. 

Where there’s that many kids in such a confined space, there’s bound to be chaos. But nothing prepared Angela Suleman — mother of “Octo-mom” Nadya Suleman — for the destruction caused by Nadya and her 14 children, who left her home wrecked and her life in ruins.  Angela opened up about the emotional — and financial — pain Nadya and her family have caused her. “My house is in shambles,” Angela says. I’m so disappointed.”

 

The smell of sour milk from an old spill permeates the air throughout Angela’s modest three-bedroom home. In the living room, clothing, books, toys and papers are scattered everywhere. Doorways are scratched, the walls are covered with crayon and there’s Silly String on the ceiling. The sofa is torn and full of holes. The bedrooms, bathrooms, yard and garage are in equally disastrous shape. The entire mess, says Angela, stems from a 2-month period beginning in late 2008 when she cared for her daughter’s six older children while Nadya was in the hospital getting ready to have her octuplets. After the babies were born and released from the hospital, Nadya brought them back to Angela’s home, where Nadya stayed until her house — a brand-new 2,500-square-foot four-bedroom abode — was completed.

Angela doesn’t seem to think the kids, who ranged in age from 2 to 7 at the time, were the problem. Instead, she blames Nadya for not teaching them how to behave. “There isn’t much discipline, unfortunately,” Angela says. “Half the time, she didn’t know what they were doing.” When Nadya finally moved out, she left the home in tatters for her mother to deal with. “Everything here could eventually be cleaned up,” Angela notes. “But I’m an old lady with a bad back. I’m not cleaning up after them.”

Can you just imagine what the Octomom’s new home will look like soon enough? 

For more photos of Angela’s trashed home, pick up this week’s issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now.

Photo Credit: Matei/Bauer-Griffin

July 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Octomom | Leave a comment

Kate Gosselin’s Hair – The Chunk Striped Porcupine Reverse Mullet Weave

Want to see which Star looks the best with Kate Gosselins hair style, you came to the right place. 

 The mom of 8’s hair style has been the source of much reticule and amazement.  It has un-officially been named The Chunk Striped Porcupine Reverse Mullet Weave.

July 26, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ben Roethlisberger – SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS

After having allegations of sexual asault placed against him, Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback, Big Ben Roethlisberger released this statment.

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Roethlisberger said, “I did not sexually assault Andrea McNulty.”

“Saturday was the first that I learned of her accusations. Her false and vicious allegations are an attack on my family and on me”

“I would never, ever force myself on a woman.”
“I want to fight to protect my family and my reputation.”
“I’m not going to discuss my private life or this civil case in the media.”
“I’ll respond to her outrageous allegations in the appropriate forum.”
“I have an obligation to our fans, to my teammates, to my coaches and everyone in the organization to remain focused on the Pittsburgh Steelers and I will do that.”
“The allegations against me are reckless and false.”

“As much as I would like to answer everyone’s questions, I going to respect the legal process and I am confident that the truth will prevail.”

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Carrie Prejean – EASY ON THE EYES, HARD ON THE EARS

Ms. California’s Carrie Prejean might be easy on the eyes but she’s sure hard on the ears….

Biblically correct Carrie Prejean hurts people every time she opens her mouth — and the noises she made into a mic at a horserace in Del Mar made that painfully apparent.

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson – IS DR. MURRAY ON DRUGS TOO OR JUST STUPID

Talk about sticking your proverbial foot in your mouth!  Law enforcement sources say Dr. Murray himself told LAPD detectives about a closet where he kept medications hidden in Jackson’s home when he was interviewed the Saturday after Jackson’s death. 

This all comes after Dr. Murray refused to answer the question if he had ever administered the drug Propofol, a powerful anesthesia, that is being blamed for the King of Pop’s death.

Law enforcement sources said when the LAPD first searched Jackson’s homethe night he died, they did not find Propofol or any other of the many other drugs that were supposed to be in Jackson’s house.

Dr. Murray talked to the LAPD the following Saturday and the information he supplied triggered another, broader search warrant. Cops returned to the house the following Monday and discovered “various drugs” secretly stashed in a closet of the guest room where Dr. Murray was staying.

One law enforcement source says: “The drugs were concealed…they weren’t obvious.” Among the stash — Propofol, the drug authorities believe killed Michael Jackson.

Is this Doc just stupid or maybe he using some of his own drugs?

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – ATTEMPTING TO GET HIS OWN SHOW

Duschtard, Jon Gosseling has now been reported to be trying to land his own reality TV show.  In preparation for his attempt at a solo career is why, supposedly the chubby dad of 8, has been chillaxn with Michael Lohan and his entourage of younger skanks women…

 Jon holds fast to his claims that his main concern is his children, but he is focusing on his private and his professional life. 

Translation from the Jon Gosselin Dictionary: Jon knows he has to say his main concern is the children or he will look like an even bigger asshole than he already does…  But his main focus is trying to establish himself as a “Stud for Hire” but so far has only been able to land skanky drug addicts….  He has also realized he ain’t gonna get as much money from his divorce as he once thought, so he better get busyrubbing noses, or any other part that he can, with some influential people and drop the drug addicted skanks that he has been porking up to this point! 

He is looking into some major international endorsement deals and it looks like he is going to have his own show.” He still has 30 Jon & Kate Plus 8 episodes left on the 40-episode order TLC placed, and the network has no comment on Jon’s new reality-show scheming.

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Octomom – HER DREAM IS COMING TRUE

The Octomom’s plot becomes apparent, as rumors of her new “Reality TV Show” were confirmed last month.   Now that the details are being ironed out, The Octopussy, I’m sure is a little disappointed in her salary…  The Groovy Gosselins are reported to make $70,000. per episode.  Octowomb and her brood, on the other hand, will only be making $250. a day each, for a whopping $250,000. for 3 years…   Of course that is for only 71 days of shooting.

TLC, who will make pertnear anything into a Reality TV Show,  apparently didn’t think that the Octomom and the childlin would make good TV, seeing that The Octofamily’s show is being produced by a British production company… 

Here is what E! News had to say about the situation…

Who says it’s hard to find a job in California?

No word on what sort of fringe benefits are included, but Nadya Suleman‘s 14 children are each going to be earning $250 a day—for a total of about $250,000 altogether for three years—for starring in the reality show their mom has agreed to do for a British production company.

That’s $125,000 collectively for 36 days of shooting the first year; $75,000 for 21 days in the second year; and $50,000 for 14 days the third year. The octuplets and their six brothers and sisters will be paid the same rate for any extra days spent on camera.

According to the contract filing, 15 percent of the kids’ earnings will be placed in a trust account, as required by California law, that none of them will be able to get at until he or she is 18 or legally emancipated.

Considering all those burgeoning stars are only between the ages of 7 months and 7 years old, a judge will have to sign off on the contract filed today by Eyeworks UK in Los Angeles Superior Court before production can begin.

We’ll assume that the producers either have already, or are in the process of, acquiring all the proper permits for such an endeavor.

The as-yet untitled series, due to start shooting Sept. 1, has been shopped as less of a day-to-day intrusion look at the family’s life and more of a documentary-style show focusing on milestones in the children’s lives.

The thought of this show makes my skin crawl….  I’m sure I’ll watch it though, unless there is  a good documentary on watching grass grow or maybe watching paint dry.

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Octomom | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Weird Sex

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Bad new for truck drivers in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.   It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.  I guess they will have to find somewhere else to park their Big Rig!

 

Steer clear of compact vehicles if you live in Liberty Corner, New Jersey.  Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton – I’M NOT A SLUT

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Paris Hilton who’s been passed around more times than a bucket of fried chicken at an Alabama picnic,  insists she’s not stupid—or slutty—like you may think.

She claims the “Paris Hilton” we all see in front, of the cameras, whether her feet are in the air or on the ground,  is just a character she’s invented.

“In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead,” (gasp) she says in Paris, Not France, a new documentary about her life, premiering Tuesday on MTV. “But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that.”

But she acknowledges her brand will forever be tarnished by—you guessed it—the infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, like it wasn’t already tarnished.

Yes, she goes down there in the film…

“I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris says. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”

Instead, she says, she has to worry about people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

But it was her mother, Kathy, who had told Paris, ladies don’t have oral-sex, was worried about having to actually watch the documentary.  “I didn’t know [the sex tape] was going to be in it,” she said before seeing the film at a red carpet screening in L.A.

“It’s very tough…I can’t believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It’s going to be very hard for us to watch.”

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sex | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Jonas Brothers & Kate plus 8 – PARTY DOWN

kateJon “I HATE BEING A CELEBRITY”  Gosselin may be the one getting most of the attention these days as he lives it up with his flava of da week,  but it’s Kate Gosselin‘s socks that got rocked off tonight.

Kate, officially queen of the underworld, took twins Cara and Maddy see The Jonas Brothers show at Wachovia Center in Philadelphia. 

An eyewitness told E! News the trio and one of the twins’ friends rode in a black stretch limo, with mini bar,  to the concert, which started shortly after 7 p.m.

“They were really happy and excited,” the source said of the three little ones, all smiles as they arrived at the arena.

And I guess Kate was pretty happy too.  Not only because of the looks on her kids’ faces, but because the newly single lady had the chance to put her hands up in the club, because she just broke up and is doing her own little thang.  You go Kate! 

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if she took one of the Jonas Bro’s home with her!

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama – OPENS MOUTH INSERTS FOOT

OK, people you voted for him now we all have to deal with it for the next 4 years….  Obama showed all through his Presidential campaign his willingness to use both blacks and whites to reach his goal of becoming President of The United States and then toss them aside.  Now he is starting to show his TRUE colors, and they’re NOT RED, WHITE or BLUE!

NATICK, Mass. – A white police sergeant who arrested renowned black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. said Thursday he is disappointed President Barack Obama said officers acted “stupidly,” despite acknowledging he didn’t know all the facts.

Sgt. James Crowley responded to Gates’ home near Harvard University last week to investigate a report of a burglary and demanded Gates show him identification. Police say Gates at first refused and accused the officer of racism.

Gates was charged with disorderly conduct. The charge was dropped Tuesday for some reason, and Gates has since demanded an apology from Crowley.  Sgt. Crowley refuses to apologize and says that he will not in the future.


Obama was asked about the arrest of Gates, who is his friend, at the end of a nationally televised news conference on health care Wednesday night.

“I think it’s fair to say, number one, any of us would be pretty angry,” Obama said. “Number two, that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. And number three — what I think we know separate and apart from this incident — is that there is a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately, and that’s just a fact.”

 

In radio interviews Thursday morning, Crowley maintained he had done nothing wrong in arresting Gates.

“I support the president of the United States 110 percent. I think he was way off base wading into a local issue without knowing all the facts as he himself stated before he made that comment,” Crowley told WBZ-AM. “I guess a friend of mine would support my position, too.”

Crowley did not immediately respond to messages left by The Associated Press on Thursday.

Gates has said he was “outraged” by the arrest. He said the white officer walked into his home without his permission and only arrested him as the professor followed him to the porch, repeatedly demanding the sergeant’s name and badge number because he was unhappy over his treatment.

“This isn’t about me; this is about the vulnerability of black men in America,” Gates said.

He said the incident made him realize how vulnerable poor people and minorities are “to capricious forces like a rogue policeman, and this man clearly was a rogue policeman.”

Crowley, 42, said he won’t apologize. And his union has expressed “full and unqualified” support for him.

On Thursday, he told WBZ that Gates verbally assailed him. The police report says Crowley asked Gates to talk outside, to which he responded “Yeah, I’ll speak with your mama outside.”

“There was a lot of yelling, there was references to my mother, something you wouldn’t expect from anybody that should be grateful that you’re there investigating a report of a crime in progress let alone a Harvard University professor,” Crowley said Thursday.

Fellow officers, black and white, say he is well-liked and respected on the force. Crowley was a campus police officer at Brandeis University in July 1993 when he administered CPR trying to save the life of former Boston Celtics player Reggie Lewis. Lewis, who was black, collapsed and died during an off-season workout.

Gates’ supporters maintain his arrest was a case of racial profiling. Officers were called to the home by a woman who said she saw “two black males with backpacks” trying to break in the front door. Gates has said he arrived home from an overseas trip and the door was jammed.

The president said federal officials need to continue working with local law enforcement “to improve policing techniques so that we’re eliminating potential bias.”

How is this being bias?  Gates’s own neighbor, who I would think would have recognized him, called in the report.  Gates refused to comply by not showing his identification when asked and then verbally assaulted the officer with slurs about his mother!  If this had been a white man he also would have been arrested.  So once again, how is this being bias?

“What I think we know separate and apart from this incident is that there’s a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately,” Obama said. “That’s just a fact.”

Gov. Deval Patrick, who is black, said he was troubled and upset over the incident. Cambridge Mayor Denise Simmons, who also is black, has said she spoke with Gates and apologized on behalf of the city, and a statement from the city called the July 16 incident “regrettable and unfortunate.”

The mayor refused Thursday to comment on the president’s remarks.

Police supporters charge that Gates, director of Harvard’s W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research, was responsible for his own arrest by overreacting.

Black students and professors at Harvard have complained for years about racial profiling by Cambridge and campus police. Harvard commissioned an independent committee last year to examine the university’s race relations after campus police confronted a young black man who was using tools to remove a bike lock. The man worked at Harvard and owned the bike.

Richard Weinblatt, director of the Institute for Public Safety at Central Ohio Technical College, said the police sergeant was responsible for defusing the situation once he realized Gates was the lawful occupant. It is not against the law to yell at police, especially in a home, as long as that behavior does not affect an investigation, he said.

“That is part of being a police officerin a democratic society,” Weinblatt said. “The point is that the police sergeant needs to be the bigger person, take the higher road, be more professional.”

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics, Political, Politically Correct, Racial | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Taco Bell Dog dies – at 15

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It seems like all of the Great Hollywood Stars are burning out one at a time.  Farrah, Michael Jackson., and now Gidget “the Taco Bell Chihuahua….

Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, died Tuesday at the impressive age of 15.

The canine star suffered a massive stroke and had to be euthanized.

Aside from mouthing “Yo quiero Taco Bell” from 1997 to 2000, the pooch also appeared in Reno 911 and as Bruiser’s mom in the Legally Blonde sequel.

But wait!  There is a new kid in town…  I would like to nominate my little doggie as the next Canine Star!  His name is Butch.   Here is a shot of his recent screen test.  He was trying out for a Oscar Mayer commercial… lol

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July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Food | , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston – TOGETHER AT LAST

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Gerard Butler is such an angry little man…  But how does he deal with the rumors that he is in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston, who’s been passed around more than a collection plate?  He makes jokes! 

 Recently on  “Conan “The Barbarian” O’Brien, Butler was asked about Aniston, who is his costar in the movie he is  making.   He replied by saying,  ‘Yeah, we’re getting married. What the he–,” Butler tells Parade magazine. Check out al (Read the original story on US Magazine)

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , | Leave a comment