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Are You Ready for JON & KATE PLUS 8 “LIGHT”

Are you ready for the Gosselin’s?  Tonight is the first episode of the new and improved Jon & Kate Plus 8 “Light”.  It’s  just as filling but now with 50% less parents. 

This show is now going in so many different directions even I have trouble keeping up.  If  it’s not Jon hanging out on a yacht with his “flava of tha day” and showing his “Dickie Doo”, it’s Kate buying a new condo down the street from her body guard, “who she’s not having an affair with”, YEA RIGHT.  Wouldn’t want that to be any more obvious…

The show that was originally supposed to depict the daily lives of a family that has twins and sextuplets has morphed into torrid soap opera of sex, money and deceit.  Ooh, I can’t wait! jrewing.jpg

Jon:   The little Asian man who uses his ancient Chinese secrets to control women while he struggles with his chemical addiction. 

Kate:  The “Power Hungry” vixen who controls the Gosselin Empire but has no problem getting it on with the hired help.

Jodi & Kevin:  The poor relatives that have been exiled from the family and struggle to find a connection to the families fortune.

Doesn’t this remind you of another previously famous soap?  Oh, yea, Dallas!

I can’t wait to see how the kids turn out!

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August 3, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Baby Cut From Mother’s Womb

In a combined story released by the (AP) and The Examiner.com — A 23-year-old pregnant woman, Darlene Haynes, was found murdered in her apartment and her unborn baby ripped from her womb. 

Haynes, 8 months pregnant at the time of her death, was found in a closet in her apartment by the landlord who was  investigating reports of a strong odor.  The baby, who would have been 1 month premature, was thought to have been able to survive but its location was unknown.

One of the things so surprising about this murder, other than the obvious, was the fact that this kind of crime is not unique.  In little over a year there have been two other similar crimes.  Heather Snively from Oregon and Kia Johnson of Pittsburgh were both killed in a similar fashion.

Darlene Hayens’s baby was found two days later with Julie Corey at a New Hampshire homeless shelter. Corey has been charged with kidnapping but no word yet on who will be charged with the mother’s murder.  The infant is currently in the custody of Massachusetts child welfare officials.

 A man who says he is the father of the baby who was cut from her slain mother’s womb says he wants custody.

 A hearing is scheduled in Worcester Juvenile Court on Monday to determine who should get temporary custody of the 4-pound baby girl.

DNA tests are being done to establish paternity.

August 3, 2009 Posted by | Family, Family Interests, Health | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan – WHATS EATING HER?

We knew something had been eating Lindsay Lohan, we just didn’t think it was still Samantha… 

The rumors have been that the two had split, after they had a screaming cat-fight, sending Lindsay to the clubs to blow off steam…  That sorta explained Lindsay’s post break-up  shopping sprees and the stranger behavior, well, strange for Lindsay, anyway…

Reports now say that the two have made-up.  They were seen hitting the bars last-night, followed by a sleezeover  sleepover…  Later today the love birds met back up at a local 7-Eleven.  Wonder if they had a Slurpee?

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kris Allen – WHO’S SLEEPING IN HIS BED

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Fantasize this.  It’s late, the air is warm and a breeze from an open window gently caresses your skin.  Quietly and cautiously, you walk across the room.  You can hear the drumming of your  heart as you  creep ever closer to the side of Kris Allens bed.  Pulse quickening and hands shaking, you reach to grasp the edge of the cover.   Pulling down the cover, you slowly sit on the side of the bed.  Slipping one leg under the cover, you can feel the satin sheet as it glides across your leg.  Slipping your other leg beneath the cover you pull the sheets up to your shoulders as you sink into the warmth and saftey of the bed.

THIS FANTASY CAN NOW BE YOURS FOR ONLY $600. per month!

Sorry, Kris Allen is not optional…

 

If you ever dreamed of sleeping in  Kris Allen’s bed, here’s your chance … and his wife is totally on board to let it happen.

Kris and Katy are currently sub-leasing their fully furnished apartment in Cabot, Arkansas for $600 a month, because the young lovebirds will be spending the next couple of months holed up in Hollywood.

Considering there are only around 20,000 people in Cabot … you don’t have to worry about a long line to apply.

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hugh Heffner’s Personal Home Reduced for Quick Sell

Home of the week

The recession is hitting everyone pretty hard, even Hugh Hefner!  Hugh and his wife, Kimberley just sold their personal home adjacent to the Playboy Mansion for a whopping $18 million…

The homes original asking price was $27,995,000.  Guess they had to reduce it for “quick sell”…. 

The 7,300-square-foot English Manor-style house, built in 1929, has five bedrooms and seven bathrooms. The two-story home sits behind private gates on 2.3 flat acres that back up to the Los Angeles Country Club.

 

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Top Ten Things Overheard at Obama’s Beer Summit

I haven’t really heard a lot since President Obama’s beer summit….  David Letterman, however, got the scoop…

Top 10 things overheard at the beer summit!

 

 

August 2, 2009 Posted by | Political, Racial | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment