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Bad new for truck drivers in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.   It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.  I guess they will have to find somewhere else to park their Big Rig!

 

Steer clear of compact vehicles if you live in Liberty Corner, New Jersey.  Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton – I’M NOT A SLUT

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Paris Hilton who’s been passed around more times than a bucket of fried chicken at an Alabama picnic,  insists she’s not stupid—or slutty—like you may think.

She claims the “Paris Hilton” we all see in front, of the cameras, whether her feet are in the air or on the ground,  is just a character she’s invented.

“In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead,” (gasp) she says in Paris, Not France, a new documentary about her life, premiering Tuesday on MTV. “But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that.”

But she acknowledges her brand will forever be tarnished by—you guessed it—the infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, like it wasn’t already tarnished.

Yes, she goes down there in the film…

“I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris says. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”

Instead, she says, she has to worry about people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

But it was her mother, Kathy, who had told Paris, ladies don’t have oral-sex, was worried about having to actually watch the documentary.  “I didn’t know [the sex tape] was going to be in it,” she said before seeing the film at a red carpet screening in L.A.

“It’s very tough…I can’t believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It’s going to be very hard for us to watch.”

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sex | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Jonas Brothers & Kate plus 8 – PARTY DOWN

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Kate, officially queen of the underworld, took twins Cara and Maddy see The Jonas Brothers show at Wachovia Center in Philadelphia. 

An eyewitness told E! News the trio and one of the twins’ friends rode in a black stretch limo, with mini bar,  to the concert, which started shortly after 7 p.m.

“They were really happy and excited,” the source said of the three little ones, all smiles as they arrived at the arena.

And I guess Kate was pretty happy too.  Not only because of the looks on her kids’ faces, but because the newly single lady had the chance to put her hands up in the club, because she just broke up and is doing her own little thang.  You go Kate! 

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if she took one of the Jonas Bro’s home with her!

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama – OPENS MOUTH INSERTS FOOT

OK, people you voted for him now we all have to deal with it for the next 4 years….  Obama showed all through his Presidential campaign his willingness to use both blacks and whites to reach his goal of becoming President of The United States and then toss them aside.  Now he is starting to show his TRUE colors, and they’re NOT RED, WHITE or BLUE!

NATICK, Mass. – A white police sergeant who arrested renowned black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. said Thursday he is disappointed President Barack Obama said officers acted “stupidly,” despite acknowledging he didn’t know all the facts.

Sgt. James Crowley responded to Gates’ home near Harvard University last week to investigate a report of a burglary and demanded Gates show him identification. Police say Gates at first refused and accused the officer of racism.

Gates was charged with disorderly conduct. The charge was dropped Tuesday for some reason, and Gates has since demanded an apology from Crowley.  Sgt. Crowley refuses to apologize and says that he will not in the future.


Obama was asked about the arrest of Gates, who is his friend, at the end of a nationally televised news conference on health care Wednesday night.

“I think it’s fair to say, number one, any of us would be pretty angry,” Obama said. “Number two, that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. And number three — what I think we know separate and apart from this incident — is that there is a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately, and that’s just a fact.”

 

In radio interviews Thursday morning, Crowley maintained he had done nothing wrong in arresting Gates.

“I support the president of the United States 110 percent. I think he was way off base wading into a local issue without knowing all the facts as he himself stated before he made that comment,” Crowley told WBZ-AM. “I guess a friend of mine would support my position, too.”

Crowley did not immediately respond to messages left by The Associated Press on Thursday.

Gates has said he was “outraged” by the arrest. He said the white officer walked into his home without his permission and only arrested him as the professor followed him to the porch, repeatedly demanding the sergeant’s name and badge number because he was unhappy over his treatment.

“This isn’t about me; this is about the vulnerability of black men in America,” Gates said.

He said the incident made him realize how vulnerable poor people and minorities are “to capricious forces like a rogue policeman, and this man clearly was a rogue policeman.”

Crowley, 42, said he won’t apologize. And his union has expressed “full and unqualified” support for him.

On Thursday, he told WBZ that Gates verbally assailed him. The police report says Crowley asked Gates to talk outside, to which he responded “Yeah, I’ll speak with your mama outside.”

“There was a lot of yelling, there was references to my mother, something you wouldn’t expect from anybody that should be grateful that you’re there investigating a report of a crime in progress let alone a Harvard University professor,” Crowley said Thursday.

Fellow officers, black and white, say he is well-liked and respected on the force. Crowley was a campus police officer at Brandeis University in July 1993 when he administered CPR trying to save the life of former Boston Celtics player Reggie Lewis. Lewis, who was black, collapsed and died during an off-season workout.

Gates’ supporters maintain his arrest was a case of racial profiling. Officers were called to the home by a woman who said she saw “two black males with backpacks” trying to break in the front door. Gates has said he arrived home from an overseas trip and the door was jammed.

The president said federal officials need to continue working with local law enforcement “to improve policing techniques so that we’re eliminating potential bias.”

How is this being bias?  Gates’s own neighbor, who I would think would have recognized him, called in the report.  Gates refused to comply by not showing his identification when asked and then verbally assaulted the officer with slurs about his mother!  If this had been a white man he also would have been arrested.  So once again, how is this being bias?

“What I think we know separate and apart from this incident is that there’s a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately,” Obama said. “That’s just a fact.”

Gov. Deval Patrick, who is black, said he was troubled and upset over the incident. Cambridge Mayor Denise Simmons, who also is black, has said she spoke with Gates and apologized on behalf of the city, and a statement from the city called the July 16 incident “regrettable and unfortunate.”

The mayor refused Thursday to comment on the president’s remarks.

Police supporters charge that Gates, director of Harvard’s W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research, was responsible for his own arrest by overreacting.

Black students and professors at Harvard have complained for years about racial profiling by Cambridge and campus police. Harvard commissioned an independent committee last year to examine the university’s race relations after campus police confronted a young black man who was using tools to remove a bike lock. The man worked at Harvard and owned the bike.

Richard Weinblatt, director of the Institute for Public Safety at Central Ohio Technical College, said the police sergeant was responsible for defusing the situation once he realized Gates was the lawful occupant. It is not against the law to yell at police, especially in a home, as long as that behavior does not affect an investigation, he said.

“That is part of being a police officerin a democratic society,” Weinblatt said. “The point is that the police sergeant needs to be the bigger person, take the higher road, be more professional.”

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics, Political, Politically Correct, Racial | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Taco Bell Dog dies – at 15

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It seems like all of the Great Hollywood Stars are burning out one at a time.  Farrah, Michael Jackson., and now Gidget “the Taco Bell Chihuahua….

Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, died Tuesday at the impressive age of 15.

The canine star suffered a massive stroke and had to be euthanized.

Aside from mouthing “Yo quiero Taco Bell” from 1997 to 2000, the pooch also appeared in Reno 911 and as Bruiser’s mom in the Legally Blonde sequel.

But wait!  There is a new kid in town…  I would like to nominate my little doggie as the next Canine Star!  His name is Butch.   Here is a shot of his recent screen test.  He was trying out for a Oscar Mayer commercial… lol

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July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Food | , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston – TOGETHER AT LAST

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Gerard Butler is such an angry little man…  But how does he deal with the rumors that he is in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston, who’s been passed around more than a collection plate?  He makes jokes! 

 Recently on  “Conan “The Barbarian” O’Brien, Butler was asked about Aniston, who is his costar in the movie he is  making.   He replied by saying,  ‘Yeah, we’re getting married. What the he–,” Butler tells Parade magazine. Check out al (Read the original story on US Magazine)

July 24, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston – TOGETHER AT LAST

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Gerard Butler is such an angry little man…  But how does he deal with the rumors that he is in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston, who has been passed around more than a collection plate?  He makes jokes! 

 Recently on  “Conan “The Barbarian” O’Brien, Butler was asked about Aniston, who is his costar in the movie he is  making.   He replied by saying,  ‘Yeah, we’re getting married. What the he–,” Butler tells Parade magazine. Check out al (Read the original story on US Magazine)

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy | , , | Leave a comment

Hillary Clinton LOVES Country Music

Some stories need a picture to go along with them to set the mood… Some pictures need a story to explain what they mean… But some pictures really are worth 1,000 words… If anyone knows where I can get one of these shirts please let me know…

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Political | , , , | Leave a comment

Marijuana Suppliers on Your Cell Phone?

I thought I had moved into the new century with a cellphone and a laptop computer, but I see I am way behind the times. 

Apple’s App Store has just released a new application for it’s IPhone.   ‘Cannabis‘, an application which assists users in finding the nearest available marijuana supply.  The application is available for $2.99 and the developers over at Ajnag claim the app should only be used for medicinal marijuana purposes.  Ajnag claims that it will not share the location of illegal pot dealers and they do not promote the illegal use of pot.  In addition to sharing where users can find Cannabis, users can also locate local doctors, clinics, attorneys and more.

Holy shit, Jon Gosselin will be in heaven.

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Health | Leave a comment

Michael Vick – Are You Ready for Some Football?

Michael Vick was released from his home confinement today to finish his 23-month sentence for dog fighting.  His crimes were horrible and his penalty was stiff – two years of his life and an estimate of over 70 million dollars in deals and endorsements.

Three questions remain.   The first question.  Will Roger Goodell, the NFL Commissioner allow Vick to play football again?  Yes. 

The second question.  Which team will put up with the trouble of picking him up?  Hmm….much harder to answer.

The third question.  Can Michael Vick shed his murderous image?  Maybe. 

He will have to prove that he is completely rehabilitated in every single way possible.  Not only is he going to have to prove that he no longer regards dog killing as  humane treatment, he is going to have to prove that he is a completely changed man.  No more parties, no more pot, no more smart ass comments and rants and raves.

I don’t want to hear him spouting that he has found God.  What I am saying is that he has to prove himself beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a new man.  A man who abhors violence of any kind.  A man who gives his time and money to those less fortunate than him.  A man who is willing to get onto his knees and ask forgiveness from not only every football fan, but every person who he has angered with his past choices.  Words are not going to do it.  Having PETA endorse him is not going to do it.  Only actions over time will prove that he is completely a new man.

Then and only then will Michael Vick ever become human in many of our eyes.  Can a man like Vick truly change like that?  Is he totally reformed?

I predict that the Miami Dolphins will give him a shot to prove it…I just wonder if he can change?…and I just wonder if he did change?

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Sports | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert – God Hates Hate, Not Fags

Adam Lambert spoke to The Chapparal about the recent protest of the Westboro Baptist Church regarding his performance in San Jose, California.   The church patrons were protesting Adam’s appearance with signs that said “God hates fags. Here is a copy of the original transcript from the interview.

The Chaparral: What do you do about… the hate, which I don’t want to bring up, but…

Adam Lambert: Oh yeah, yeah. I’ve been hearing about that. Yeah, there were some protestors in San Jose. I guess the Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing a bunch of the concerts because of American Idol’s “fag infestation.” Well, I guess they like to put on their signs, “God Hates Fags,” but I think God hates hate more.

TC: Amen. [high fives]
AL: I kind of think there’s probably a better way of spending their energy. Probably doing some good would be better, promoting positive causes, helping the homeless…

TC: Hugging someone.
AL: Yeah. Spreading some love, I think, would probably be more beneficial than hate, you know? But I ignore it. I say everyone’s entitled to their opinion!

TC: A change is gonna come.
AL: [laughs] I agree, I agree.

TC: Pet peeves?
AL: That kind of crap. That’s a pet peeve. No, in a related thing to that, it’s been interesting—because I’m Jewish. [laughs] And clearly gay. And I get a lot fan mail and gifts that are trying to express Christian ideals and Bible scriptures. It’s awkward because that’s not my belief system. I respect people for the intention in which they’re giving these gifts, because I know it’s out love and hope, but it doesn’t match my belief system at all, so I kind of wish there’d be a little bit more respect for that.

TC: The way I see it: music and spirituality, they can be intertwined, but when they start to contradict each other or people start to lose the meaning behind the music…
AL: Yeah! I mean, my music is just for entertainment value, I’m not trying to preach to anybody, I’m not trying to spread any agenda, I’m just trying to get people up and dancing and feeling good. There’s nothing controversial about that.

TC: It’s just fun.
AL: Yeah, it’s fun. It’s fun and it’s sexy. And if sexy scares you, don’t listen to my music

Well put  ADAM!!!!!!!!!

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert Adamgasm

 

 

I’m going to push the limit here for just a bit. At least the public limit for me. The only thing that would have made it better is if Adam was singing!

July 23, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin’s new “friend” – SHE CAN WORK A BONG TOO

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Will Hailey Glassman trip ever end?  It doesn’t look like its going to stop anytime soon or even slow down…  Although, the longer the trip lasts the better Hailey Glasspipeman likes it!

It’s no secret that Goodtime Hailey,  Jon’s new “friend”  likes her share of the chronic. But in a new video airing on tonight’s Inside Edition, she shows that she knows her way around a bong, too.  She has so many facits!

In another clip, she’s smoking the peace pipe, like a Native American,  pantless on the couch and later passed out. umm Classy!

Of course, it seems like she and Jon are ahead of the game and tried to do damage control with their family-friendly playground outing yesterday…  The two froliced around in the Harlem Harriman State Park in New York.  She picked a lovely flower and put it behind his ear and she swang while Jon pushed her….  Glasspipeman told Jon she wanted be as high as she could, so Jon pushed her as hard as his little Asian arms could push!  But I question if swinging was what she had in mind.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Harry Potter’s Vincent Crabbe – HIGH TIMES AT HOGWARTS HIGH

I don’t know if Great Britian has something equivalent to the FFA / Future Farmers of America, in their schools but I’m pretty sure Harry Potter’s bully turned marijuana cultivator, Jamie Waylet won’t be trying to join anytime soon.

Jamie Waylett, who plays the Harry Potter bully Vincent Crabbe was sentenced this morning to 120 hours of community service for his magical green thumb. Draco Malfoy’s wingman could have faced up to 14 years behind bars after pleading guilty last week to growing 10 cannabis plants in his mother’s home.

The hearing that lasted only 15-minutes, after the judge decided against sending the actor to jail, as his plant farm was done on a “small scale” and Waylett himself was quick to admit to the error of his ways.

“I give you credit for pleading guilty at the earliest opportunity, your cooperation with police and the fact that you are, until now, a man of good character,” the judge admitted.

Outside the courthouse, Waylett, who celebrates his 20th birthday today, was quick to make amends with both his fans and employers.

“I extend my sincere apologies to the producers, cast and crew and all at Warners and most especially to all Harry Potter fans,” he said.

The next time Vincent Crabbe wants to get high, he may want to stick a little closer with the confinds of the law.  Plus, I don’t know if he’s noticed, but having the munchies isn’t helping any…

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

14 Year Old Girl Tasered in The Head by Police

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News from Albuquerque reports that a 14-year-old girl, Kyley Martinez,  was Tasered by Police Chief, Roger Hatcher which enatvertinatleystruck the girls head, penetrated her skull and then struck her brain.

Stacy Akin and her 14-year-old daughter, Kyley,  were arguing Thursday over a cell phone in front of the Tucumcari Police Department.  The mother had driven the girl to the Police Department seeking help after finding  inappropriate text messages and pictures on her daughters phone she had been sending to older-men.<img style=”margin: 5px 3px; border: black 10px solid;” title=”head” src=”http://www.chattertonguegossip.com/wp-content/uploads/head.bmp” alt=”head” />

The argument that ensued in the front of the Police  Headquarters resulted in the 14-year-old running      from the scene.

The 14-year-old, Kyley was later spotted at a park by Police Chief Roger Hatcher.  Hatcher stated that when he got out of his vehicle and called to the girl she ran.  Hatcher said he tried to catch the girl on foot but was unable to catch up to the fleeing 14-year-old.  He says he believed that he had no other choice but to fire a Taser dart at the girl.

Kiley Martinez says that she heard the officer call to her but decided to walk away.  When she saw him pull his Taser, she became frightened and ran…

The parents are outraged and are questioning whether excessive force was used by Police Chief Hatcher.

Hatcher is currently on administrative leave pending the outcome of the ongoing investigation.

I personally feel a mix of emotions over this incident.  I know that a  more questions must be asked before determining whether the amount of force used by the Police Chief was excessive or not.

Of course I’m outraged at the thought of any 14-year-old being Tasered.  But did the officer keep the girl away from an even larger threat?  Remember, the girl was sending texts and inappropriate pictures to older-men.  Could she have been waiting for one of these men to come retrieve her from the park?  Did the officers actions, although seemingly extreme, keep the teenager from being raped, killed and her body dumped in some ravine?

It also concerns me that she was so willing to disregard direction given to her by an officer of the Law.  Did she think that the Taser was a gun, a deadly weapon, and therefore that is why she ran?

What do you think?  Was the force the officer used excessive?  Click on the Title of this article located at the top of the page and leave your opinions….

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Family, Family Interests, Health | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

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It was reported Saturday night, Jon Gosselin was photographed with his penis hanging out at Accademia di Vino with some new blonde that was neither Kate Gosselin,  Hailey Glasspipeman nor Lindsay Lohan.

She was later identified as Kate Major, a reporter from Star, and there was talk of her “flirting shamelessly with Jon.”celebrity_birthday_party_LC1_0004_Layer_16_full

No! It couldn’t be, right? How could he leave his piece of ass secret fiancée and all-around elegant 22-year-old lady? This new Kate character didn’t even have a thongscandalous Facebook ready for the Internet to mine for porn party photos or a story of getting kicked out of fat camp for sneaking Panda Express. In other words, she just wasn’t good enough in bed for our Jon.

And just like that, Jon and Hailey soothed our rash fears and reunited after a week apart for a lovely trot stroll through Harlem Harriman State Park in the ghetto New York. They always know just what to do to keep us talking, sort of like another certain couple who shall not be named.  Adam and Kris?

According to voyers onlookers, the two were not shy about their flachulents love.

They held hands, hugged and sucked kissed; Hailey picked her nose a flower and placed it behind Jon’s ear and they played with each others genitals on the swings.

How romantic, how beautiful. Just imagine if there had been no paparazzi to capture the love radiating from these two. The world would be a safer darker place, for sure.

As for the timeline of when the pair started screwingdating, a source on J.Goss damage control Bull Shits swears to People that the devoted husband was masturbating “heartbroken, totally heartbroken” when Kate told him she was done with his small Asian cock  him, which actually “came in out of her mouth the blue.”

The two had been separated for a year prior to Kate screwing her body guard filing for divorce, according to the source, during which time Jon was not allowed to sleep in the couple’s bedroom. That was when he started partying, but the dating stuff didn’t begin until after the divorce papers were filed.

Nice try at demonizing Kate, source, but we all know they’re both the worst.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ryan Reynolds Pics – HOT AND SEXY

Ryan Renolds is Super Hot!  After watching The Proposal last-night I just had to  have more…  What do you think?

July 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

The Proposal – YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

Last-night my hubby and I went to see a wonderful movie — The Proposal,staring my favorite actress, Sandra Bullock and her leading man Ryan Reynolds… The movie was absolutely fabulous! I believe I’ve seen every movie Sandra Bullock has made and, perhaps with the exception of the classic, Ms. Congeniality, The Proposal is the best ever! She and the all star cast, including Ryan Reynolds, Malin Akerman, Mary Steenburgen, Grag T. Nelson and Betty Whiteall gave outstanding performances… I laughed and cried all through the movie. Thank God for my post movie Prozac… Margaret Tate — Sandra Bullock, played a hard nosed socially inept Chief Editor for a book company that was in the U.S. on a work visa from Canada. She had left the country temporarily for work but did not fill out the proper paper work before leaving. The U.S. government decided to revoke her work visa because of the incident. In an attempt to stay her deportation, Margaret Aka Sandra B. decides to ( temporarily ) marry her good-hearted yet HOT, personal assistant Andrew Paxton, played by Ryan Reynolds… The immigration officer, Mr. Gilbertson played by Denis O’Hare, is hot on the couples trail in an attempt to debunk the phony engagment and have Margaret deported… I never said this movie was realistic,, ” Como Esta? “. In an attempt to convenience the immigration officer that they engagement is real, the couple go to Sitka, Alaska to visit his family and to announce their upcoming marriage. Andrew’s mother Grace, played by Mary Steenburgen and Grandma Gammy, played by Betty Whitetake a special interest in Margret and not only convince the couple to get married in their barn but treat Margret to several excursions including a trip to the only strip club on the small island. Once on the island, Margarete begins spending time with Andrew and actually does fall in love with him. Having forgotten what it was like to have a family, since hers died when she was 16, Margaret realizes she cannot hurt Andrew, and so confesses the deal at the wedding ceremony. However, Andrew chases her to New York just before she is deported and confesses his love for her; they then get engaged “for real”. This movie was both hilarious and heart-warming…. The Alaskan scenery was aw-inspiring! You have to go see this movie! On a personal note, I never realized how HOT Ryan Reynolds was, that is until I saw he and Sandra nude…. ( Don’t worry, no frontal, damn it!)… I have to nominate him for the 2009 Hottie Award!

July 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Family, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Deadly Sex Games – WIFE TIES HUBBY UP FOR 20 HOURS

Women, if your going to have an illicit love  affair here is one tip you shouldn’t forget…  Don’t leave your husband tied up for too long…

A Columbia woman convicted of killing her husband in a sex game gone wrong was ordered Monday to serve 18 months at the county jail… Bargy was accused of tying up her husband and leaving him alone at their Jacobs Lane mobile home for 20 hours. During that time, Bargy was with another man she had met through the Internet while her hubby suffocated.”

Yes, this story is a little old..  But I thought it was worth mentioning…

July 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert – SMOKIN HOT PICTURES

Sorry, when we moved we lost the pictures of Adam…  THEY ARE BACK NOW!!  COME LOOK….

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , | Leave a comment

David Beckham pics – COLOR ME HORNEY

When it comes to David Beckham you CAN color me horney!  He is the gottest guy around.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Men, Sex, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – GIVES DEANNA HUMMEL & HAILEY GLASSMAN A RIDE

Sorry guys, I found this picture and I had to use it! Jon gives Deanna and Haily a ride to the curb to be picked up with the rest of the trash.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , | Leave a comment

Prostitutes – GO GREEN

You save this much ! You save this much !

Don’t  you agree that it is every-one’s job to help save the environment?  People are carpooling to help cut down on smog causing emissions. Some people are doing their part by using pump sprayers instead of aerosols that deplete the ozone layer.  Now, even the “Ladies of the Evening” are doing their part to help save the environment.

 A legal brothel in Berlin, Maison d’envie, is offering an “environmental discount” of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there.  I wonder if they get an extra BIG discount if they carpool?

That’s around $7, or half the price of tongue kissing at the brothel (yes, you have to pay extra for that). Rates at the brothel normally start at 30 euros for 15 minutes of sex, or about 14 minutes long than it takes any of the men I’ve known.

The brothel owners say they’re in walking distance of stations on both of Berlin’s major commuter rail lines, as well as a well-maintained bicycle path.  Location, Location, Location….

Brothel owner Thomas Goetz said the new promotion has put some bang back into his business. He told Reuters that up to 5 customers a day are taking advantage of the discount.  I hope they don’t blowall of their savings at one time!

Weird News Central also reports that numerous Berlin housewives are wondering why so many of their husbands have suddenly taken up bicycling.

These are hard times for many people, but now you can do your part to save the environment while just laying there.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Funny, Sex, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse – GETS A DIVORCE

A London judge granted the divorce between the Scamy Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil — it becomes final in just over six weeks if no disputes arise.

Blake — who spent most of the marriage getting it in his behind bars  — filed the divorce papers earlier this year after Wino admitted to cheating.

I hear Tony Romo is single……………………..

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton – GETS NEW DRIVERS LICENSE

Don’t ya just hate getting your drivers license renewed? You have to go stand in line–for what seems like hours and wait for people who apparently hate their jobs to shuffle around and finally take your picture… Well, not if your Paris Hilton!

Peeps at the DMV in Santa Monica say that Paris paid a visit the other day and got a new pic … after posing for 5 of them. We’re also told Hilton’s assistant called ahead and asked the staff for a little special treatment so the woman famous for doing nothing wouldn’t have to stagnate in a long line. They accommodated the request. And employees were told to turn their cell phones off so no one would take a pic of Hilton getting her picture taken …

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – Dickie Doo Disease

WTF! Everytime I turn around there is another picture of Jon Gosselin showing of his Kegger belly! This is really gross… But it is getting him some attention! I know there is a joke about Dickie Doo Disease in there somewhere! You know, does your belly stick out farther than your dickie doo? Augh….

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , | Leave a comment

Octomom – CHILD RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

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And the saga continues…  It has just been reported that One of the Octomom’s brude has been rushed to the hospital. 

A two-year-old male was vomiting after ingesting an unknown substance.  He was transported to St. Jude Hospital.

Just as most of the world predicted, it is impossable for one person to care for or to monitor the activities of so many children.  Will it take a death before someone steps in to do something about the welfare of the children?

Story still developing…

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Octomom | , , , | Leave a comment

on Gosselin & Hailey Glassman – SEX DRUGS & ROCK n’ ROLL

I think of all of the recently published photos of Jon Gosselin and his new flava of da month, Hailey Glassman, this one is my favorite!  Nothing turns me on like overweight asian man .  I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!  Handlebars or Lovehandles?  Wuwww. 

Now Handlebar Hailey’s school chums are even rating her out…  Your not famus until your friends turn on you or atleast start doing interviews  about you for Star Magazine.

E News spoke to a source that says “At their High School prom, she kind of ended up in everybody’s rooms!  ” he says. Ahhh! And that’s not all—she apparently knew just how to turn a boring field trip into superfun!

“She was a wannabe, kind of ditsy in her own way,” the classmate goes on. “She just did what she could to fit in. She would just say the most absurd things at the worst possible times.”

Full disclosure: Mr. McSource did some modeling back in high school and Hailey had a crush on him; he did not like her back. Ah, high school, so tragic.

Elsewhere on the Internet, another friendly source talks about Hailey: The College Years.

“Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds. When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two words…’coke diet!'” this friend tells The Superficial. Also, Hailey was a gracious hostess during her sophomore Acapulco spring break trip.

“She spent all week hosting several football players in her room. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag-team action).”

Jon Gosselin rolled into the family homestead a few days ago. Looks like it took a day to get all that Ed Hardy out of his system.

Surprisingly, Kate was able to stand being in the same vicinity as her globe-trotting, stoner-dating soon-to-be-ex-husband. There weren’t even any reports of violence or verbal altercations from the house.

In fact, an eyewitness who actually saw Jon walk past Kate says, “It looks like they were civil towards each other. They stayed with each other and the kids for a little while, and then she packed her luggage in her car and left.”

That’s right! Now it’s Kate’s turn to find a troubled twentysomething lovah and go yacht partying. Divorces are the best. And speaking of young troubled lovahs, we’ve got some more info on the elegant Hailey Glassman.

James Appleton, a spring break party friend from Acapulco, told E! News that Hailey was “always down to have a good time.” Yeah, big surprise.

But it’s not always fun and parties for Hailey, she sometimes focuses on being a celebrity. “Once she puts her mind to something, she’s going to do it,” Appleton says. The pair bonded over their interest in acting, and Glassman told him she wanted to be famous one day.

Well, look at her now, she’s got this hot piece, and we’re actually talking about her. Dream come true.

Also today in official Hailey Glassman news, there are her high school pictures, and she’s bisexual. Party on!

Oh, except that she’s an evil bisexual. Hailey’s old lesbian lover warns, “You are wasting your time with Hailey. She’ll destroy you…She’s toxic.” Bummer.

July 17, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , | Leave a comment

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Obama 666 – IS HE THE ANTI-CHRIST?

YOU are under my spell.....

YOU are under my spell.....

Lookie here what I found… Our article titled ( Michael Jackson 777  Obama 666 ) has gotten quite a bit of attention.  So, I googled it just to see where it ranked and guess what I found?  I thought that I was being original with my idea and even said I was curious about how many associations could be put with Obama and 666.  Well here is one that just popped up!  I guess I’m not the only one that has noticed strange things happening…

Her is a copy of the article and a link to the site so you can read it for yourself…  Very eerie… http://www.mytowntalks.com/politics/barak-obama-politics/illinois-lottery-666.php#comment-6196

This is really strange. On the heels of the Obama historic election as president, his home state of Illinois drew 666 in its Pick 3 lottery. Is this just a fluke or a sign of things to come. Many people have called Obama the Anti-Christin the pre-elections, but that is really not uncommon of public features. Almost all of them have been compared to the Anti-Christ at some point in their careers. Its also not the first time that the 666 number has surfaced in a Pick 3 lottery, but for this to happen in Illinoisright after Obama was elected is really strange.

I don’t subscribe to conspiracy theories much, but this one is a little over the top and the timing of this 666 drawing in Illinoisis just eery. So what are your thoughts? Does this mean Illinois 666 drawinglends credibility that Obama is the Anti-Christ? There are a lot of similarities between Obama and characteristics that people have assigned to the Anti-Christ and even in the bible. I’ll wait until he starts killing people before I associate the Illinois lottery drawing 666to Obama. I never liked him nor supported his plan, but now he is the president and he should have a measure of initial support. Of course if he screws up, it will definitely be posted here. I may have to open the bible this afternoon and take a look for some additional similarities not because I want Obama to be the Anti-Christ, just because I’m curious now about the potential implications for this Illinois 666 drawing. Perhaps they are related, if they are not related it sure is weird.

July 10, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Political | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment