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Lindsay Lohan – BUYS SOME NEW THREADS

Lindsay “sticky fingers” Lohan is reported to be out and about shopping for new threads, after her recent breakup with, now former girlfriend, Samantha. 

I just hope the shops she’s visiting are keeping a close eye on their inventory.  Remember, she was questioned a few months ago after a $500,000 necklace and ear rings came up missing during an El magazine shoot.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse / Kate Moss – COCAINE & SEX IN THE BATHROOM

Skamy Amy Winehouse, being the pillar of the community as she is, was just aquited of charges that she brutally attacked a drunken fan who was trying to get a picture taken with the singer, claiming fear and self defense as her reasons for the attack. 

She was also recently granted a divorce from her drug induced marriage to husband Blake Fielder-Civil.  Poor Skamy Amy Winehouse has been through so much, trying to distance herself from the negative influences in her life.  NO, WAIT, I forgot we were talking about Amy Winehouse….

Well NOW, her incarcerated ex-hubby is coming out of the closet.  Not because he dropped the soap in the prison shower but about some of he and Amy’s sexually drug induced exploits.

Amy’s EX claims that she stole supermodel Kate Mosses blow / cocaine.  Blake claims that while at a private party at NYC’s Gramercy Park Hotel, Amy went into Kate’s purse and stole two grams of coke. 


Kate, I’m a Supermodel, Moss was so plastered, she never noticed that it was missing. 

According to the Daily Mail, they were mingling with models and other Hollywooders when Kate told Amy to get  a $10 bill out of her handbag to snort a line with.  I guess that just how they roll in Hollywood, most people would have just gone for  a dollar. Anyway, that’s when Skamy noticed the 2 grams of coke in Kate’s purse.  So, thats when she scored the blow and she and Blake headed to the bathroom to do the lines and have sex.

I’m pretty sure that this wasn’t the first time that Amy has had sex or drugs in a public bathroom.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ricky Bernes – IN POSSESSION OF CRACK

What is the connection between drug abuse and swimmers. Michael Phelps was videoed smoking pot, now U.S. swimmer Ricky Berens has been caught with crack!

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Ricky Berenes felt the need to split after he cracked under pressure at the World Swimming Championships in Rome.

The easy breezy swimmer ripped one as he did a pre-swim stretch…

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Health, Sports | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The BLACK Ranger Busted – FOR DUI

 

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Walter Jones–The Black Ranger or got busted for DUI.  No, that’s not a racial slur. 

Walter Jones who played Zack Taylor–The Black Ranger from The Mighty Morphan Power Rangers, a children’s show, was arrested Sunday morning around 4am by Alabama State Troopers in Huntsville. 

There were no reports of the actor making any comments about the arresting officers mama.  I hope Obama doesn’t make another statement….

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Racial | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Was Your Wedding a THRILLER?

Oh, Dear Lord what have we done?  When Jill and Kevin Heinz’s “Wedding Entrance Dance” went viral last week it spurred a network news turf war.  Now EVERYONE  is jumping on-board.

A “Thriller” That Michael Jackson Could Love: Among YouTube wedding dance clips, this one‘s the king with close to 10 million views after nearly three years. The zombie line dance performed by Brian and Sandy Lundmark’s crew even caught the attention of Jackson’s camp—it’s down on the late singer’s YouTube channel as one of his 13 favorite clips.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Family, Family Interests, Funny, Religious | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler – PICKS A NEW SCRIPT

He’s Gerard Butler…  Here he is sitting in a West Village cafe with a script, apparantly picking a new role for himself.

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You know picking a script can be sticky business…  Then you have to pick the right leading lady so all the other women will be green with envy. 

Picking just the right script can be a real booger.  You can’t after all just fling youself into a role unless it right for you.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Food, Funny | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama’s Beer Summit Set For Thursday

A suggestion from President Obama.  Hey guys, let’s just all get along and talk about this over a few beers. Of course, Henry Louis Gates Jr., the Harvard University Professor and Sgt. James Crowley, the Cambridge, Mass., Police Department both said yes. Let the summit over racial profiling begin.

What started as a local incident quickly became national when President Obama offered his two cents into the equation and stated that the “Cambridge police acted stupidly” in arresting the professor on a charge of disorderly conduct after a possible break in at his home. Charges were dropped against Professor Gates, but by then it was too late. Nobody has apologized, but Obama came the closest last week when he said his “choice of words was poor.”

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said in an interview that this summit might be the first step toward a rapprochement. “Whenever you get race and politics, it’s like catnip,” Gibbs said, sitting behind his desk in his West Wing office. “All you need is a spark — and cable television is happy to do that.”

It has been stated that “Law enforcement agencies will be watching closely for any sign that the president will favor his friend Gates over Crowley.”

I just wonder how long this summit will last. A black man, a white man, and a bi-racial man, drinking alcohol and discussing racial profiling. Could be interesting….

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Political | Leave a comment

American Apparel Lays of Ugly People

Dov Charney, the creepy CEO of American Apparel is making trouble once again, or should I say potential lawsuits.  In the past, Charney has had multiple sexual harrassment lawsuits filed against him.  He admits that he strongly encourages his employees to dress and act sexy and has no problem sleeping with anyone who is stuipid enough to jump in his bed.  The list contains both employees and aquaintances. 

Gawker.com has printed an email from a “pissed-off”  American Apparel store manager.   According to the tipster, American Apparel‘s perverted madman  is demanding the firing of employees he deems unattractive and thus detrimental to the “AA aesthetic,” as he feels they may be hurting his bottom line.

Our company holds weekly conference calls that every store manager world/nation wide are required to tune into. We discuss sales, which stores need displays, which items are doing well, etc.

Summer is supposed to be a great sales season for AA. Needless to say, with the state of the economy, sales haven’t been going so well. Dov usually gets on the conference calls and talks to people, but one week, he went on a huge tirade and made stores that weren’t doing well send in group photos. Why, you ask? He made store managers across the country take group photos of their employees so that he could personally judge people based on looks. He is tightening the AA ‘aesthetic,’ and anyone that he deems not good-looking enough to work there, is encouraged to be fired. This is blatant discrimination based on looks.

Dov personally judged each person in group photos that were sent in, and if you weren’t to his liking, then boy… watch out. The comments that he made were raging from childish ones to insulting ones. Managers that don’t comply with these new standards are afraid of losing their jobs. Employees who aren’t up to Dov’s “look” and whose work ethic is “just ok” are being targeted and scrutinized and the minute they make small mistakes, they are being fired. But it’s only because Dov wants to weed out the “ugly people.” It’s ironic that he would rather have gorgeous slackers who don’t move the product [or lift a finger] working there than normal looking people who are really aren’t that bad looking, but are A+ sellers and great at customer service. The real irony here is that he is no [looker], himself. He’s asking for a class-action lawsuit and i hope that when it rains, it rains hard. Worst place to work, ever. This is happening at many stores across the country.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

Let the lawsuits begin!

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics, Sex, Work Related | Leave a comment

Paula Abdul Thinks She’s Worth What?

A few months ago, Paula Abdul reportedly told Ladies Home Journal that she had a past addiction to pain pills.  After the story broke she recanted.   Let’s look at a few facts.  On American Idol, her speech is slurred quite a bit, her eyes are glassy, and her reviews ramble on and on.   To boot, they usually don’t make a whole lot of sense either.  Still, she insists that she is not addicted to drugs! 

Well, the proof is finally visible!  Paula is demanding a new salary of $12 million per year to continue her stint on American Idol.  It is reported that she caved in and came down from her first number of $20 million per year. 

Maybe Paula is just plain crazy.  If drugs aren’t fueling her grandiose attitude about her worth, I have no other logical explanation!

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, music | , , , , | Leave a comment