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Jon Gosselin’s new “friend” – SHE CAN WORK A BONG TOO

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Will Hailey Glassman trip ever end?  It doesn’t look like its going to stop anytime soon or even slow down…  Although, the longer the trip lasts the better Hailey Glasspipeman likes it!

It’s no secret that Goodtime Hailey,  Jon’s new “friend”  likes her share of the chronic. But in a new video airing on tonight’s Inside Edition, she shows that she knows her way around a bong, too.  She has so many facits!

In another clip, she’s smoking the peace pipe, like a Native American,  pantless on the couch and later passed out. umm Classy!

Of course, it seems like she and Jon are ahead of the game and tried to do damage control with their family-friendly playground outing yesterday…  The two froliced around in the Harlem Harriman State Park in New York.  She picked a lovely flower and put it behind his ear and she swang while Jon pushed her….  Glasspipeman told Jon she wanted be as high as she could, so Jon pushed her as hard as his little Asian arms could push!  But I question if swinging was what she had in mind.

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July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Harry Potter’s Vincent Crabbe – HIGH TIMES AT HOGWARTS HIGH

I don’t know if Great Britian has something equivalent to the FFA / Future Farmers of America, in their schools but I’m pretty sure Harry Potter’s bully turned marijuana cultivator, Jamie Waylet won’t be trying to join anytime soon.

Jamie Waylett, who plays the Harry Potter bully Vincent Crabbe was sentenced this morning to 120 hours of community service for his magical green thumb. Draco Malfoy’s wingman could have faced up to 14 years behind bars after pleading guilty last week to growing 10 cannabis plants in his mother’s home.

The hearing that lasted only 15-minutes, after the judge decided against sending the actor to jail, as his plant farm was done on a “small scale” and Waylett himself was quick to admit to the error of his ways.

“I give you credit for pleading guilty at the earliest opportunity, your cooperation with police and the fact that you are, until now, a man of good character,” the judge admitted.

Outside the courthouse, Waylett, who celebrates his 20th birthday today, was quick to make amends with both his fans and employers.

“I extend my sincere apologies to the producers, cast and crew and all at Warners and most especially to all Harry Potter fans,” he said.

The next time Vincent Crabbe wants to get high, he may want to stick a little closer with the confinds of the law.  Plus, I don’t know if he’s noticed, but having the munchies isn’t helping any…

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

14 Year Old Girl Tasered in The Head by Police

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News from Albuquerque reports that a 14-year-old girl, Kyley Martinez,  was Tasered by Police Chief, Roger Hatcher which enatvertinatleystruck the girls head, penetrated her skull and then struck her brain.

Stacy Akin and her 14-year-old daughter, Kyley,  were arguing Thursday over a cell phone in front of the Tucumcari Police Department.  The mother had driven the girl to the Police Department seeking help after finding  inappropriate text messages and pictures on her daughters phone she had been sending to older-men.<img style=”margin: 5px 3px; border: black 10px solid;” title=”head” src=”http://www.chattertonguegossip.com/wp-content/uploads/head.bmp” alt=”head” />

The argument that ensued in the front of the Police  Headquarters resulted in the 14-year-old running      from the scene.

The 14-year-old, Kyley was later spotted at a park by Police Chief Roger Hatcher.  Hatcher stated that when he got out of his vehicle and called to the girl she ran.  Hatcher said he tried to catch the girl on foot but was unable to catch up to the fleeing 14-year-old.  He says he believed that he had no other choice but to fire a Taser dart at the girl.

Kiley Martinez says that she heard the officer call to her but decided to walk away.  When she saw him pull his Taser, she became frightened and ran…

The parents are outraged and are questioning whether excessive force was used by Police Chief Hatcher.

Hatcher is currently on administrative leave pending the outcome of the ongoing investigation.

I personally feel a mix of emotions over this incident.  I know that a  more questions must be asked before determining whether the amount of force used by the Police Chief was excessive or not.

Of course I’m outraged at the thought of any 14-year-old being Tasered.  But did the officer keep the girl away from an even larger threat?  Remember, the girl was sending texts and inappropriate pictures to older-men.  Could she have been waiting for one of these men to come retrieve her from the park?  Did the officers actions, although seemingly extreme, keep the teenager from being raped, killed and her body dumped in some ravine?

It also concerns me that she was so willing to disregard direction given to her by an officer of the Law.  Did she think that the Taser was a gun, a deadly weapon, and therefore that is why she ran?

What do you think?  Was the force the officer used excessive?  Click on the Title of this article located at the top of the page and leave your opinions….

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Family, Family Interests, Health | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

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It was reported Saturday night, Jon Gosselin was photographed with his penis hanging out at Accademia di Vino with some new blonde that was neither Kate Gosselin,  Hailey Glasspipeman nor Lindsay Lohan.

She was later identified as Kate Major, a reporter from Star, and there was talk of her “flirting shamelessly with Jon.”celebrity_birthday_party_LC1_0004_Layer_16_full

No! It couldn’t be, right? How could he leave his piece of ass secret fiancée and all-around elegant 22-year-old lady? This new Kate character didn’t even have a thongscandalous Facebook ready for the Internet to mine for porn party photos or a story of getting kicked out of fat camp for sneaking Panda Express. In other words, she just wasn’t good enough in bed for our Jon.

And just like that, Jon and Hailey soothed our rash fears and reunited after a week apart for a lovely trot stroll through Harlem Harriman State Park in the ghetto New York. They always know just what to do to keep us talking, sort of like another certain couple who shall not be named.  Adam and Kris?

According to voyers onlookers, the two were not shy about their flachulents love.

They held hands, hugged and sucked kissed; Hailey picked her nose a flower and placed it behind Jon’s ear and they played with each others genitals on the swings.

How romantic, how beautiful. Just imagine if there had been no paparazzi to capture the love radiating from these two. The world would be a safer darker place, for sure.

As for the timeline of when the pair started screwingdating, a source on J.Goss damage control Bull Shits swears to People that the devoted husband was masturbating “heartbroken, totally heartbroken” when Kate told him she was done with his small Asian cock  him, which actually “came in out of her mouth the blue.”

The two had been separated for a year prior to Kate screwing her body guard filing for divorce, according to the source, during which time Jon was not allowed to sleep in the couple’s bedroom. That was when he started partying, but the dating stuff didn’t begin until after the divorce papers were filed.

Nice try at demonizing Kate, source, but we all know they’re both the worst.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment