Chatter Tongue Gossip

Thoughts on Love, Sex & Entertainment

Adam Lambert – SMOKIN HOT PICTURES

Sorry, when we moved we lost the pictures of Adam…  THEY ARE BACK NOW!!  COME LOOK….

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Adam Lambert, Celebrity Gossip | , , | Leave a comment

David Beckham pics – COLOR ME HORNEY

When it comes to David Beckham you CAN color me horney!  He is the gottest guy around.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Men, Sex, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – GIVES DEANNA HUMMEL & HAILEY GLASSMAN A RIDE

Sorry guys, I found this picture and I had to use it! Jon gives Deanna and Haily a ride to the curb to be picked up with the rest of the trash.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , | Leave a comment

Prostitutes – GO GREEN

You save this much ! You save this much !

Don’t  you agree that it is every-one’s job to help save the environment?  People are carpooling to help cut down on smog causing emissions. Some people are doing their part by using pump sprayers instead of aerosols that deplete the ozone layer.  Now, even the “Ladies of the Evening” are doing their part to help save the environment.

 A legal brothel in Berlin, Maison d’envie, is offering an “environmental discount” of 5 euros for customers who arrive by bike or can prove they used public transportation to get there.  I wonder if they get an extra BIG discount if they carpool?

That’s around $7, or half the price of tongue kissing at the brothel (yes, you have to pay extra for that). Rates at the brothel normally start at 30 euros for 15 minutes of sex, or about 14 minutes long than it takes any of the men I’ve known.

The brothel owners say they’re in walking distance of stations on both of Berlin’s major commuter rail lines, as well as a well-maintained bicycle path.  Location, Location, Location….

Brothel owner Thomas Goetz said the new promotion has put some bang back into his business. He told Reuters that up to 5 customers a day are taking advantage of the discount.  I hope they don’t blowall of their savings at one time!

Weird News Central also reports that numerous Berlin housewives are wondering why so many of their husbands have suddenly taken up bicycling.

These are hard times for many people, but now you can do your part to save the environment while just laying there.

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Funny, Sex, Sexy, Weird Sex | , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse – GETS A DIVORCE

A London judge granted the divorce between the Scamy Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil — it becomes final in just over six weeks if no disputes arise.

Blake — who spent most of the marriage getting it in his behind bars  — filed the divorce papers earlier this year after Wino admitted to cheating.

I hear Tony Romo is single……………………..

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton – GETS NEW DRIVERS LICENSE

Don’t ya just hate getting your drivers license renewed? You have to go stand in line–for what seems like hours and wait for people who apparently hate their jobs to shuffle around and finally take your picture… Well, not if your Paris Hilton!

Peeps at the DMV in Santa Monica say that Paris paid a visit the other day and got a new pic … after posing for 5 of them. We’re also told Hilton’s assistant called ahead and asked the staff for a little special treatment so the woman famous for doing nothing wouldn’t have to stagnate in a long line. They accommodated the request. And employees were told to turn their cell phones off so no one would take a pic of Hilton getting her picture taken …

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – Dickie Doo Disease

WTF! Everytime I turn around there is another picture of Jon Gosselin showing of his Kegger belly! This is really gross… But it is getting him some attention! I know there is a joke about Dickie Doo Disease in there somewhere! You know, does your belly stick out farther than your dickie doo? Augh….

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , | Leave a comment

Octomom – CHILD RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

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And the saga continues…  It has just been reported that One of the Octomom’s brude has been rushed to the hospital. 

A two-year-old male was vomiting after ingesting an unknown substance.  He was transported to St. Jude Hospital.

Just as most of the world predicted, it is impossable for one person to care for or to monitor the activities of so many children.  Will it take a death before someone steps in to do something about the welfare of the children?

Story still developing…

July 18, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Octomom | , , , | Leave a comment