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The Nine Words Women Use…

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
 
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
 
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying UP YOURS!
 
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
 
I read this and had to laugh… It’s soooo true…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Qween’s Beauty tips – HOW TO ARCH YOUR EYEBROWS

If you don’t know Quween is by now.  Your betta get you some schoolen! 

Quween is a black homeless woman who lives in Hollywood…  She is becoming a star on You Tube.  I first saw her advertisement as “Body Guard to the Stars”…  She is hilarious!

This is one of her beauty tips… 

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson – MISSING BRAIN TISSUE

Here is a Trivia Question for you….

What do Michael Jackson and Albert Einstein have in common…besides pure genius? Both their brains are in a glass jar—at least for the time being.

According to E! News, the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office says it’s holding onto a section of the late King of Pop’s brain as part of its investigation into how he died.

Because toxicology tests take several weeks and are not yet complete, a coroner spokesman says pathologists need to wait for the organ to harden before they can conduct neuropathology tests to help determine what caused Jackson’s apparent cardiac arrest and subsequent death.

Investigators have focused on the possibility that Jackson accidentally overdosed on a potent anesthetic, and a thorough examination of brain tissue might shed some light on what drugs were in his system.

The coroner’s office has told Jackson relatives they have the option of burying Michael without the missing portion of his brain, or they can wait until tests are done and the tissue returned to its original place before finally laying him to rest.

That could explain why relatives have yet to hold a burial service for the late pop star.

The whereabouts of his remains are not known, having disappeared from public view following yesterday’s poignant public memorial; however, a family friend told E! News Michael would be back at Forest Lawn Memorial Park, where a private funeral service was held earlier Tuesday.

Jackson’s death certificate, signed by his sister La Toya, was also issued Tuesday, listing the cause of death as “deferred.” A burial permit filed with the Los Angeles County’s Office of Vital Records has not been made public.

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , | Leave a comment

Linday Lohan – STIFFS ANOTHER MAN

Lindsay Lohan called a locksmith for help late last night then showed her gratitude by stiffing him!  Which I’m sure isn’t the first man to be stiffed by Lindsay but anyway… 

Lindsay and Sam Ronson were forced to call USafe Locksmith to Sam’s house when they realized they lost the  freaking house keys. 

As the locksmith did his thing, Lindsay found an open window, which I’m sure also isn’t her first time,  and told the locksmith he could stop. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay refused, offering a hand job $20 instead.

The locksmith tells us Sam then told him to move his car away from the property. He obliged, but when he came back, Lindsay and Sam had locked themselves in the house and didn’t pay him a penny.  Maybe they lost the keys again inside the house and couldn’t find another unlocked window to get back out?  Who knows, Lindsay isn’t known to be the sharpest crayon in the box…

 

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths | , , , | Leave a comment

Alan Thicke – GETS WOOD

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With a last name like “Thicke” I already have naughty little thoughts… Now this! 

The very married, Alan Thicke, best known for his role as the overprotective Dad from “Growing Pains“, was caught it the act!

Alan and host/Playboy cover girl Olivia Munn were getting their smooch on while taping the 1,000th episode of “Attack of the Show” which airs Thursday on G4.

I’m sure she was just showing her gratification gratitude to the married star, but still.

I wonder what Mrs. Thicke had to say…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Betty White – R.I.P.?

 

We’ve lost a lot of icons recently — but no matter what NBC says, Betty White isn’t one of ’em!

During a report yesterday morning at Forest Lawn Cemetery, “Today’s” Michael Okwu listed the “Golden Girl” as one of the celebrities already buried there.

Meredith Vieira corrected him — he probably meant Bette Davis.

I personally would like for someone to interview Betty and get her thoughts on the slip up…  Betty has a great sense of humor and I’m sure she got a big of a kick out of the error as I did…

Watch the video HERE…

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson’s 777 vs Obama’s 666

All of America is already in a  freanzy  about the loss of so many celebrities is such a short period of time.  Six, to be exact.  David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon and Karl Malden.  Six is a bad number!

Now, someone has figured out the FREAKY  stuff.. I’m even freaked out over this information… It sends chills down my spine, especially after Michael’s  ghostly shadow was reported at Never Land…

In case you didn’t know… The number 666 represents Satin because he is considered to be incomplete and can not reach the number the next level.  God, on the other hand, is represented by the number 7 which signifies completeness…  That is the reason there is so many  references to the number 7 in the Bible when referring to God. 

Now check this out!

Michael Jackson had his memorial today, which was  77-09

Michael Jackson signed his will on  77-02

Michael dies 7 years after he signed his will…

He was the 7th sibling in his family.

His biggest hits, “Billy Jean” & “Black & White” were both NO.1 for 7 weeks.

His albums, “Thriller, Bad and Dangerous”, all produced 7 top 40 hits.

Is this not creepy enough for you? 

We even discussed the possibility of  Obama being the Anti-Christ in Sunday school before Obama became President.  Our preacher assured us that it would be a global event, not just within the United States.  I didn’t really put much stock in the possibility anyway.

Michael effected the globe, much like Obama is attempting to today.

From what I remember being tought from Sunday school about  the book of Revelations in The Bible, however, Christ would return.  That he would attempt to bring peace to the world and fail and then perish.

During this time the Anti-Christ would rise and accomplish what Christ could not, bringing peace to the world….  He is known as “The Deceiver“.

Obama has deceived many of us since becomming President with his false promises. 

Michael Jackson vs Obama?

If I’m not mistaken, Michael Jackson had his picture made with every President “except” Obama…..

I find this VERY scary!!!!!! 

Michael attempted to bring peace to the world.  He came close but didn’t reach his goal.

Michael was accused of several horrible acts that was never proven as fact and never wavered from his goal of equality and peace for all people of the PLANET, not just the United States.

Michael’s life was surrounded by the number 7.

Michael has passed.

Obama became President before Michael’s death.

Michael attempted to change the world though love which he did.  But he was unable to achieve global peace.

They never had their picture made together which is the only President that he did not have his picture made with.

People followed Obama no matter what he did or said as if they were in a trance and still elected him President.

Obama is now developing peaceful relationships with world leaders to bring peace to he world although the citizens of the United States do not like his tactics, just as the Bible had predicted that he Anti-Christ “The Deciever” would do.

I just wonder how many 6’s Obama can be affiliated with?

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson, Political, Religious | , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Does Anyone Feel Like I do about Michael Jackson?

Michael-Jackson-no-longer-neverThis again gets my blood boiling.  Maybe it’s my night to examine people and things and look at how asinine people can be. 

I’ve seen bits and pieces of Michael Jackson’s memorial service today, and I would say that it was really eloquent and a wonderful tribute.  My god, when Paris Jackson spoke at the end, I don’t think anyone could question Michael’s love for his children and their love for him.  What riles me up is the way that all spoke of Michael as if he was this wonderful human being, the greatest person of the century.  Maybe he was…I don’t know, since I’ve never met him and have only read and heard things like the rest of you have. I have no idea what kind of man he truly was, and quite honestly it’s none of my business,  and I won’t pass judgement since our paths have never crossed.

 My question is…where were all of these celebrities and fans when he was alive?  If the way they eulogized him is true, Michael would have loved to have shared more of his life with the public and with them as well.  Why in the world did you think he scheduled concerts in England?  Do you really think that  he would have sold out over 50 concerts in the United States?  Where were all of these celebrities when he was being charged with child molestation?  Staying clear, that’s where.  Now that he’s gone, the world cannot comprehend his death. Sorry folks, but where in the hell were all of these people when he was alive?

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Michael Jackson | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Bomb Smuggled into Federal Buildings

murrah2This really gets me angry!.  Plainclothes investigators were sent into federal buildings with bomb parts and not only got through security, they were able to go to the restroom, assemble the bombs, put them in briefcases and walk into individual offices!  It gets even better, one of the buildings housed offices of Homeland Security, which is responsible for keeping all federal office building.

These investigators used actual bomb parts, not simulated explosives! They also took photos of one guard sleeping.  And it gets better, this guard was fired, then sued the agancy for failing to provide X-Ray training, and he won because it could not be proven that he had indeed been trained. 

CNN is reporting on the entire story.  Take a look at http://www.CNN.com for all of the details.  

  If this is any sign on how safe we are…..we are in deep doggie doo.

July 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Michael Jackson, Political | , , , , , , | Leave a comment