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The Doughnut Police

“Cops & Doughnuts” is more than a punchline. It’s now a bakery in Clare, Michigan.  It is owned by nine full-time employees of the Clare Police Department. 

The newly renamed bakery opened Wednesday, offering doughnuts, cookies, muffins, brownies and bread. It also has mugs and T-shirts bearing the “Cops & Doughnuts, 100 Percent Cop-Owned” logo, and phrases including “You Have the Right to Remain Glazed” and “Handcuffs and Cream Puffs.”  I wonder if they will carry “Pigs in Blankets”?

Officer Al White says the officers were concerned when the Clare City Bakery’s owners decided to throw in the towel. The 113-year-old bakery would have become the sixth empty storefront in Clare’s three-block downtown.

The officers were on hand for the grand reopening but have hired a manager and will employ local students as staff.

I see a future porn movie in here somewhere!

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July 5, 2009 Posted by | Food, Funny | , , , , , | 8 Comments

McNair's Mistress Pulled Trigger?

sahel-kazemi-photo2_001Oh what a tangled web we weave.  If only Steve McNair was home with his wife in Jacksonville, FL he would be alive today.  Reports are being confirmed that Steve McNair and Sahel Kazemi were definitely dating. 

Keith Norflett, who dated Kazami for four years before they broke up 5 months ago was worried that she was dating a married man.  Norflett has said that Kazemi met McNair at the restaurant, Dave & Buster’s where Kazemi was a waitress.  McNair and his family frequented the restaurant often. 

“She is the sweetest girl, and she did not deserve this,” Norfleet said upon learning of her death. “He was making her believe they were going to be together and everything would be perfect.”  (I don’t quite know how “Kazemi didn’t deserve this” since it’s becoming apparent that she is the one who did the murder then committed suicide.)  Neighbors said Kazemi  had turned 20 just a few weeks ago and described her as friendly and fun-loving though naive about some things. She was known as Jenny to her friends. 

Norfleet said they’d been speaking a lot recently and she planned to break it off with McNair. He said she banged on his apartment door early Saturday morning, but she left before he could get to the door. He spent much of Saturday afternoon looking for her and trying to find out if she was the woman who died with McNair.

The family issued a statement through McNair’s longtime agent, Bus Cook. 

“The families of Steve McNair in Mississippi and Tennessee appreciate the concern, thoughts and prayers during this difficult time of our loss of a husband, father and son. The family requests everyone would allow them time to mourn.

“The McNair family appreciates and continues to request your prayers at this time.”

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , | 5 Comments

McNair’s Mistress Pulled Trigger?

sahel-kazemi-photo2_001Oh what a tangled web we weave.  If only Steve McNair was home with his wife in Jacksonville, FL he would be alive today.  Reports are being confirmed that Steve McNair and Sahel Kazemi were definitely dating. 

Keith Norflett, who dated Kazami for four years before they broke up 5 months ago was worried that she was dating a married man.  Norflett has said that Kazemi met McNair at the restaurant, Dave & Buster’s where Kazemi was a waitress.  McNair and his family frequented the restaurant often. 

“She is the sweetest girl, and she did not deserve this,” Norfleet said upon learning of her death. “He was making her believe they were going to be together and everything would be perfect.”  (I don’t quite know how “Kazemi didn’t deserve this” since it’s becoming apparent that she is the one who did the murder then committed suicide.)  Neighbors said Kazemi  had turned 20 just a few weeks ago and described her as friendly and fun-loving though naive about some things. She was known as Jenny to her friends. 

Norfleet said they’d been speaking a lot recently and she planned to break it off with McNair. He said she banged on his apartment door early Saturday morning, but she left before he could get to the door. He spent much of Saturday afternoon looking for her and trying to find out if she was the woman who died with McNair.

The family issued a statement through McNair’s longtime agent, Bus Cook. 

“The families of Steve McNair in Mississippi and Tennessee appreciate the concern, thoughts and prayers during this difficult time of our loss of a husband, father and son. The family requests everyone would allow them time to mourn.

“The McNair family appreciates and continues to request your prayers at this time.”

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , | 5 Comments

Joey Chestnut vs Sasha Grey in – HOTDOG EATING CONTEST

Joey Chestnut chomped down a record 68 hot dogs, capturing his third straight July Fourth hot-dog eating contest at Coney Island, an annual showcase for flamboyant hot dogging contestants eager to show they really are what they eat. 

Sash Grey, porn actress, was unable to attend the event but says she has put away more weiners than that, and she will not take this laying down!

Chestnut of San Jose, Calif., hoisted the American flag and then stood proudly like an Olympic athlete as “The Star-Spangled Banner” played following his 68 to 64 1/2 dog victory over his archrival, six-time titleholder Takeru Kobayashi.

As soon as he knew he had won, he shot his right fist into the air, his mouth still bulging, which was also Sasha’s plan,  while he chewed the last of his wieners at Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest.

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Food, Funny | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Dude – WERE’S MY WEED ?

Dude!  Who would have thought it!  Smoking weed might give you cancer! 

SAN FRANCISCO – The Ap reports:  It might take Californians a puff or two to get their heads around an apparent contradiction recently enshrined in state law. The same marijuana smoke that doctors can recommend to ease cancer patients‘ suffering must soon come with a warning saying it causes the disease.

State environmental regulators last month voted to place marijuana smoke on its list of hundreds of substances known to cause cancer. The decision could lead to warning signs in medical marijuana dispensaries and labels on packaged pot within a year.

A voter-approved measure made medical marijuana legal in California in 1996. Key backers included patients with serious illnesses such as cancer and AIDS who said pot helped them manage pain and nausea.

This is a real contradiction….  One of the only drugs that they can find that can actually help ease some of the symptoms of Chemotherapy might actually cause you to get the disease that you were taking Chemo for in the first place.

I bed the drug dealers are up in arms…  As for Mexico, next to it’s citizens, marijuana is their number one export!  And  for pot heads, I don’t really think it will make a difference to them.

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Health | , , | Leave a comment

JON & KATE GOSSELIN – TELL CHILDREN OF THEIR IMPENDING DIVORCE

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People Magazine is publishing an interview from, none other than Kate Gosselin, in their next issue of People due to be released on June 6, 2009 and I got the scoop…  Well, some of it anyway.  How?  I’m just good that way! 

Kate even admits during the interview that she feels like she has failed and says that Jon has wanted out of their marriage for a long time. 

“He does not want to be married to me anymore.  No questions asked.  He went and hired a lawyer and said you better get one. So i did.  I never would have made that step.   I never would have done it.”  Kate said.

In telling the kids Kate says that she and Jon never used the word divorce or separation.

“I’m not naive.  I know that my kids will come out of this, to a degree with some sort of dysfunction.  I’m not stupid.  This is a situation that absolutely would have happened whether the cameras were here or not.  I don’t want people thinking we traded marriage for fame, Ever.”

In filing their divorce papers the Gosselins reported that they had been living separately for two years.  Some feel that this is an attempt to take advantage in a loop hole in PA divorce laws that says if you have been separated for two or more years you do not have to wait the customary time for the divorce to be final.

So the question is, how much of the television reality show has been real and how much was staged? 

Kate says;  “Somewhere in all of this we will find happiness”.

They told the children the news last week and as I said previously,  they did not use the words separation nor divorce.  One of the older girls, Cara or Maddy, sources did not say which one,  said that they were not surprised by the news and had been expecting it.   The younger children, now 5, are still too young and don’t understand.

Jon and Kate will be taking turns caring for the children in their PA home and will very seldom be together.  I can’t wait to read the whole thing! 

 

 

July 5, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

McNair's Death Murder-Suicide?

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The plot thickens in the death of former Tennessee Titans quarterback Steve McNair.  The female friend he was found with is Sahel Kazemi, age 20.  Kazemi had a single gunshot wound to the head while McNair was shot multiple times.  A pistol was recovered close to Kazemi’s body. 

What’s getting intriguing is that earlier in the evening Kazemi was pulled over at 1:20 am for a DUI.  She was driving a Cadillac Escalade that is registered to her and McNair, and McNair was in the front passenger seat.  (Note:  It is now being reported that Kazemi was stopped Thursday evening and told the police that she wasn’t drunk, but was high instead.)  McNair was found not to be in any violations and he left the scene in a taxi.  Witnesses say that McNair arrived at his condo in the early hours of Saturday while Kazemi’s vehicle was already there. 

McNair’s wife is reported to be devastated and has been cleared in any connection of his murder.  Police have also said that they are not looking for any suspects at this time.  Possibly a murder-suicide?   My first guess was a jealous boyfriend or ex-husband.  This sounds like it will be devastating for all of the family and friends of the McNeil’s, other than the obvious.    What was the relationship of 36-year old McNair and 20-year old Kazemi? 

Either way another celebrity struck down in his prime.  Our thoughts and prayers go out to McNair’s wife and family. 

 

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July 5, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Deaths | , , , , | 3 Comments

McNair’s Death Murder-Suicide?

s_mcnair_940910_WIDE

The plot thickens in the death of former Tennessee Titans quarterback Steve McNair.  The female friend he was found with is Sahel Kazemi, age 20.  Kazemi had a single gunshot wound to the head while McNair was shot multiple times.  A pistol was recovered close to Kazemi’s body. 

What’s getting intriguing is that earlier in the evening Kazemi was pulled over at 1:20 am for a DUI.  She was driving a Cadillac Escalade that is registered to her and McNair, and McNair was in the front passenger seat.  (Note:  It is now being reported that Kazemi was stopped Thursday evening and told the police that she wasn’t drunk, but was high instead.)  McNair was found not to be in any violations and he left the scene in a taxi.  Witnesses say that McNair arrived at his condo in the early hours of Saturday while Kazemi’s vehicle was already there. 

McNair’s wife is reported to be devastated and has been cleared in any connection of his murder.  Police have also said that they are not looking for any suspects at this time.  Possibly a murder-suicide?   My first guess was a jealous boyfriend or ex-husband.  This sounds like it will be devastating for all of the family and friends of the McNeil’s, other than the obvious.    What was the relationship of 36-year old McNair and 20-year old Kazemi? 

Either way another celebrity struck down in his prime.  Our thoughts and prayers go out to McNair’s wife and family. 

 

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The New American National Anthem

I totally scammed this from another blog…  Although it originally comes from You Tube.  It is very funny!  Go pee before you listen to it.

Warning

Contains mature language.

 

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