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Cheryl Cole – HAIRY ENOUGH FOR YA?

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Cheryl Cole, OK, first of all, I don’t care how much I spent on Breast Implants, I would not wear this top.  What’s the sense in wearing one at all?  Girl looks like a freaken stripper… 

Not that strippers are bad.  We all have to do what we gotta to do, especially during this recession. 

But for god sake, shave yo damn belly!  Don’t nobody want to see that!  She’s got more hair on her belly than my husband or my boyfriend! LOL

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

HOT FOR TEACHER !

An elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, and what memories they were…  Only the DVD included seven seconds of her having sex on a couch.  Which is about how long it takes when I have sex.

School District Officials asked families of the teacher’s 25 students to get rid of the DVD after the clip was found spliced in a scene where children were sharing stories in class.  I’m sure the stories they have now are much more interesting.

“Just destroy them,” said the spokesperson.

The teacher, whose name isn’t being released, sent the DVD home with her students from on the last day of class Friday. She learned of the mistake after a parent called her and said WTF?. She then called all the parents to ask them to destroy the DVD.

The school district, initially sent a letter home to parents asking them to return the DVDs, but then asked parents to simply destroy them.

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Sexy, Work Related | , , , , | Leave a comment

MOM’s A SCREAMER ! – DURING SEX

OOhh Aaahh Yess baby Yesssss..

OOhh Aaahh Yess baby Yesssss..

 

A 15-year-old girl thought she heard the sounds of her mother being assaulted by her boyfriend.  So she rounded up some friends to go beat  him up.   They  learned  later that the couple actually were having sex.

The girl misinterpreted the woman’s screams of pleasure, and she and four other teens went to the woman’s bedroom in the home.   One of the teens beat the 27-year-old man with a bat and others punched him, police said. He suffered a black eye and  bruises.

The girl, two 16-year-old boys and another boy, 18, were arrested Wednesday night and were arraigned in Court on Thursday. The daughter was charged with assault and conspiracy. the teens face similar counts. The fifth teenager was not charged.

A judge sealed the police report. The names of the girl and the two boys were not released because of their ages.

The 35-year-old woman, reported on Thursday that the girl is her daughter. She denied she was screaming, and said her daughter thought she heard a slap and believed an assault was happening.

“Instead of asking what was going on, they assumed and took matters into their own hands,” The Mother said. “Now they have to learn a lesson.”

The teens knocked on the bedroom door and the boyfriend opened it, according to the couple, who recently broke up.
The teens rushed into the room and the man, said he didn’t have a chance to explain himself. He said he tried to get away, but the teens chased him down and started beating him in the house.

He said he knelt down over a chair and tried to protect his face, but got hit in the eye and in the back. He said Arnold covered his back to try to protect him, but the teen with the bat started hitting him in the legs. Then the youths left.

The boyfriend says, “What if they fight someone else and those guys don’t walk away? What if they kill somebody?” he said. “Then they’re going to spend the rest of their lives in jail. These kids need to learn, go through the court system and see if you do something to somebody, you see what happens.”

What a DICK!  pun not intended.

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Funny, Men, Parenting | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Sarah Palin – RESIGNS AS GOVERNOR

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   No, she’s not looking for a pole…  Sexy Sarah Palin just announced plans to resign as governor of Alaska in a few weeks, KTUU-TV reported Friday.

Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate in 2008, made the announcement at her home Friday morning, the station said.

Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will take over at the end of the month, KTUU reported.

With her at the announcement were Parnell and most of her cabinet.

There was no immediate word as to why she will step down before the end of her first term, though some have speculated in the past that she may be interested in running for president in 2012. 

I guess that why she is dressed this way…  She getting ready to run (for President)…..

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Political, Sexy | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Weird Sex News

 

 

 

 

OMG... I don't want to look !

OMG... I don't want to look !

 

 

Clinton, Oklahoma – It is against the law to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.  I guess if it was in a truck it would be OK.  Why would this city have  a need to make this  a law?  Makes you wonder, hu….lol

Coeur d’Alene, Idaho – Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window while someone is having sex. Any officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. Woo, this takes a load off of my mind!… LOL

 
Connorsville, Wisconsin – It is against the law for man to shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.  I don’t really know what to say…  I know there is a joke in there somewhere…..  I’m just too dumbfounded to think of one! LOL.

Detroit, Michigan – Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.  Well hell, that takes all of the fun out it!  If you get hurt, I wonder if that mean that you are covered by both your Auto insurance and Home owners….?   LOL…

 

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Gary Coleman – WIFE GETS ARRESTED

 

We heard that little Gary Coleman has got a little problem on his hands.  His wife, Shannon Price, apparently tried to give him some “Different Strokes”, upside his head!

We’ve learned Gary Coleman, best known as Arnold, from the television series “Different Strokes”,  wife was arrested last night for domestic violence and disorderly conduct in Santaquin, Utah where the couple has a home.

According to the sheriff’s website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdemeanors at 8:32 PM and then released on $1,205 bond.

Cops tell us Shannon allegedly locked Coleman out of the house and proceeded to break everything in his bedroom but that he was not physically harmed.

 When cops arrived at the scene, Shannon “yelled and called officer ‘f***er’ and told officer ‘f**k you and f**k him several times.”

The report says Price admitted she “thrashed” the room and told Gary “you deserve this after how you treated me.”

 

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Michael Jackson’s – Casket

Finally some interesting news about Michael Jackson, other than what kind of drugs he was taking…  The media has been bombarding everyone with minute by minute updates on his funeral plans.  The family is talking. The family is still talking.  They are making plans.  They are about to make a decision…  I personally have found all of the blow by blow action very irritating.   We now all know, finally, that Michael’s service will be held at the Staples Center complex in downtown Los Angeles.

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Now here is the scoop.  Michael’s casket…  It’s no pine box.  Its a $25,000, solid bronze, 14-karat gold plated, custom casket. 

The casket — ordered last night from Batesville Casket Company — is called a Promethean and will feature a flame blue velvet interior and a hand-polished, mirror finish.

This is the same casket used to bury James Brown… and is extremely rare.

 

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July 3, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , | 3 Comments