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Eminem’s Tribute to Mariah

 

Eminem has just released a diss track aimed right at Mariah Carrey and her not so he man husband, Nick Cannon.  This is of course in response to her diss track Obsessed that was aimed right at Marshall Bruce Mathers III. 

I’d say that Marshall won this battle.  What in the hell was Mariah thinking?  Thinking that she could out diss a master like Eminem!  I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything like this before.

The Warning by Eminem

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tattoo that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you
made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my di*ck and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think since it’s been so long if i had something on you I
woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and
sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fu*ck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cu*nt who made
me put up with her psycho ******* over 6 months and only spread her
legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so
ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
Second base? What the fu*ck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted
early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost
started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs
curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare
say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a
third of the way through.
*******, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the
amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs (?) so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time
you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shi*t again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fuck*ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady ?????? I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ******* I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

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July 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics, Funny, music | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Janet Jackson – IS SHE THE REAL MOTHER OF MICHAL’S ALLEGED SON

 

Have you ever been going through your normal day to day life and a light bulb suddenly comes one?  It’s sorta like your mind has all of these facts swirling around and eventually the pieces fit together forming a complete picture. 

   I just had one of those moments.  Let’s look at the evidence and see if you come up with the same conclusion.

Michael Jackson’s biological son, Omer Bhatti, is revealed.

Joe Jackson, Michael’s father, confirms the suspicions saying “Omer looks like “A” Jackson and dances like “A” Jackson.”  He says the young man is Michael’s son.

Joe Jackson isn’t known to be the most honest person in the world and often turns facts to fit his own wants and needs.

Michael, so desperate for children of his own, who would aquire them through whatever means possible, never acknowledged his own son as his own?  Even though Michael spent a lot of time with him? 

Omer Bhatti  does look and move like a Jackson…  When watching him perform, I felt he personally reminded me more of Janet than Michael.  Thats when it all clicked!

Michael allegedly met and had a one-night-stand with Omer’s mother in 1984.

Omer’s mother and the man said to be Omer’s  father moved in with Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch for a couple of years.  His mother worked for Michael as a nanny and his father as Michael’s chauffeur.  Wouldn’t that make you very uncomfortable if you were his biological mother or alleged father knowing that your employer had been with your wife?

Janet Jackson–age 18– married James DeBarge in the same year, 1984, the same year Michael allegedly had his one-night-stand with Omer’s mother.   Rumors flew that she was pregnant with DeBarge’s child and that she later gave birth to a girl but the child or its gender was never confirmed.

One report states:  The story is that Janet was pregnant and her father Joe thought it would be damaging to her career if the public found out she had a child.  The child, said to be a girl but was never confirmed, was being raised by a relative.  Click here to read that story.

Now after Michael’s death, Omer wants to be DNA tested to confirm his lineage.  If Omer is part Jackson, a DNA test would prove it.  However, a mitocondrial DNA test would confirm if it was his mother or father that was a Jackson.

Omer looks like a Jackson.  Omer dances like a Jackson.  Omer also, however, looks more like a DeBarge than he does a Jackson!  Could it all be just a coincidence?  What do you think?

Debarge / Rhythm of the Night

Omer Bahatti / Practicing

July 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson’s – BIOLOGICAL CHILD CONFIRMED

OMG!  I sure didn’t see this one coming!  Omer Bhatti, who sat with the Jackson’s at Michael’s funeral has been CONFIRMED by Joe Jackson as Michael’s biological child! 

Omer who does resemble, the late Michael Jackson, also looks a LOT like Michael’s other son Blanket who is suspicioned of being produced through the use of a sperm donor and  a surrogate mother.

I just watched Omer Bhatti on You Tube and there is definitely something to this story.  I know the Jackson’s moves, very well…  Omers moves like Janet more than he does Michael…  But he definitely moves like a Jackson!

Jackson reportedly fathered the child in 1984 when he had a one-night-stand with a Norwegian fan. 

Joe Jackson says Omer looks and dances like a Jackson…  Watch the video interview below.

This video shows Michael and Omer together on several occasions.  Who would have known. 

July 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Florida – CREATES SUPER MARIJUANA

Florida has been known for years as the Sunshine State, attracting thousands of retirees every year to its sunny weather and warm, temperade climate.  Now the Sunshine state offers another incentive to retired people, MARIJUANA!  Read how I-phone has a new app to find weed near you!

Although Cali might be the Cannabis Capital, Florida has now surpassed the other “sunny state” and is now the country’s leader in indoor marijuana cultivation.   This isn’t your Grandma’s weed either!

The Floridians marijuana is being grown hydroponically, mostly without soil and with a carefully calibrated cocktail of chemicals and lighting, creating some of the most potent pot on the market!

This wacky weed is strong enough to cause feeling of euphoria and even mild hallucinations.  Just think about Cheech and Chong hanging out with the Marlboro Man…  Thirty years ago, most marijuana contained about 7% THC. Today, indoor growers boast THC levels of 25% or higher thanks to the additional care that indoor plants receive. 

What’s is a batch of potent pot going for these days, you’re thinking.  Well, at a recent bust in Miami where the Po-Po seized an estimated 100 lbs of the High Quality Hooch that was reported to have a street value of $800,000!!!  One pound goes for upward of $4,000.  But in the Northeast, the best market for the same marijuana goes for about $8,000 a pound.  Apparently the recession isn’t hitting the pot industry very hard either!

To read the whole story Click Here!

July 31, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Man – CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH HORSE

 

Accused Horse Molester

I’ll never be able to look at My Pretty Pony the same after hearing  about the South Carolina man who was caught on video having his way with a stabled mare.

Rodell Vereen–age 50– had already been caught, getting a little tail, last year and was still on probation after being charged with buggery.  He was then warned to stay away from the mare in mention and from the Lazy B Stables where the horse  resides.  He was also declared a sex offender.

The owner became suspicious after she began to  notice  the 21-year-old horse, named Sugar, of all things, was acting strange and was getting infections again…  She noticed things had been moved around in the barn.  Dirt was piled up and bales of hay were stacked near the horse’s stall. 

“Police kept telling the owner  it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”  Unless she was a really hot horse!

She spent several nights at the stables, which are about four miles from her home, but didn’t find anything. So she installed surveillance cameras, and when she reviewed the footage from July 19, she couldn’t believe she was seeing horse porn the same man getting his grove on doing the same thing to her horse.

Kenley didn’t call police because she was certain the man would cum back to the stable, and she wanted to make sure he was arrested. So she staked out the barn and caught Vereen inside the horse Monday night, chasing him to his truck and holding him with her shotgun until police came. 

Reports never said if Vereen was hung like a horse or not….  But, some people, I’ve heard have a passions for horses!  I could just go on and on and on…

If you want to read the rest of the story from the original article CLICK HERE!

July 30, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sex, Weird Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Katherine Jackson – WILL KICK YOUR ASS

Katherine Jacksonis a tough ole brawd that don’t take no shit!  Michael’s attorney’s are about to find out just how tough she can be.  She has after all raised Joe Jackson and 9 kids to boot.  I mean she is married to Joe Jackson and raised 9 kids….  oops…

Katherine Jackson’s attorney continues to defend her information seeking, saying she is simply looking out for the best interests of her Michael and his children, denying reports she is seeking “to rewrite her son’s will.”

“Her concerns are and remain the welfare of her son’s surviving children, the preservation of his legacy and the protection of his estate,” L. Londell McMillan said in a statement.

“In an effort to gain more facts concerning a suspicious circle of relationships, unnotarized will and an undisclosed trust, both drafted in 2002, which grant the executors and trustees thereunder very broad powers, Mrs. Jackson has sought formal discovery of the temporary administrators of her son’s estate.”

McMillan said he’s confident the court will agree to her requests come Monday’s hearing.

C’mon people, Katherine just  wants information to verify her sons wishes.  So far Michael’s attorneys have refused to release any documents or information that might verify that they are following the late King of Pop’s wishes.  The way I see it, if they aren’t hiding anything what the harm in releasing the records that Katherine’s attorneys are asking for.  It sounds to me as if there is something larger that they are attempting to hide…

Click Here to read the rest whole story.

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Brad Pitt – Inglourious Basterds

Brad Pitt, who in my opinion over the past couple of years has gone from OH SO HOT to OH SO NOT, showed up yesterday for the premier of his new Quentin Tarantino movie, Inglourious Basterds in Germany.  The event was said to have included a red carpet gala and a few media hounds just to see if it was buzz-worthy.

Bard was said to look smashing in Tom Ford, while sitting next to Tarantino with beer in hand.  No reports if Brad unbuckled his belt and stuck his hand down the front of his pants during the movie, but the atmosphere seemed very relaxed.

He was also reported to have spent a lot of time singing autographs after the premier.  This was probably precipitated by the fact that the most revent scoop on the actor was when his motorcycle broke down recently and he had to catch a ride with the paparazzi. 

Pitt’s next appearance should be at the film’s Hollywood premiere on Aug. 10.  Unless he breaks down again on the side of the road..

Here are some Pic’s from Brad OH SO HOT days!

Click on picture to get a closer look!

 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Erin Adres from ESPN – FREAKS OUT AND CALLS POLICE

In a recent 911 call made by ESPN reporter Erin Andres, before even saying her name,  says “I’ve been in the news recently about being in a hotel naked.” She goes on to say, “I did nothing wrong and I’m being treated like f***ing Britney Spears and it sucks.”

Erin Andrews —became a HOTcommodity on You Tube when videos of her nude in her hotel room were posted.  Since then she has become a little jumpy, and who can blame her!  The videos that were apparently made in at-least two different hotel rooms, shows her walking around and doing daily tasks such as ironing her cloths.  Thank God she didn’t whoop out a tension relieving device!  Don’t bother looking for the videos, they have been removed as has her sense or security and dignity. 

TMZ has obtained the foul-mouthed 911 call made when ESPN reporter Erin Andrews spotted “suspicious people” lurking around her Georgia home last week.

When the police arrived they found that the people lurking around her home weren’t peeping toms but rather reporters looking for an interview.   Not that there is a lot of difference and who’s to say that the people filming the skin flicks weren’t reporters.

I just hope that poor Britney doesn’t take offense to the reporters comments….

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Sexy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kate Gosselin Buys A Condo

With time the truth is going to come out.  I don’t know why I can’t tune these loony birds out.  It’s just so utterly amazing to me.

Jon Gosselin has been quoted as saying that Kate began cheating on him, that’s why he asked for a divorce.  He claims his new found freedom had nothing to do with a mid-life crises or a desire to bed any skank that looked at him twice. 

It’s now taking an interesting turn.  Kate Gosselin has bought a condo in Rockville, Maryland.  Hint hint, that’s where her rumoured lover, ex-bodyguard, Steve Neild lives.

Amazing, the children live in Pennsylvania, Jon lives in New York City, and Kate now lives in Maryland.  To think just a few short years ago these fame mongers were living off of the State of Pennsylvania. 

Kate, you blew it!  You were actually turning people your way!  Jon has been making such an ass out himself lately without any help from you.  Now you have to go out and start rumors of your own.  Was Jon getting too much publicity?  I know negative publicity is better than no publicity!

July 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan – BUYS SOME NEW THREADS

Lindsay “sticky fingers” Lohan is reported to be out and about shopping for new threads, after her recent breakup with, now former girlfriend, Samantha. 

I just hope the shops she’s visiting are keeping a close eye on their inventory.  Remember, she was questioned a few months ago after a $500,000 necklace and ear rings came up missing during an El magazine shoot.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse / Kate Moss – COCAINE & SEX IN THE BATHROOM

Skamy Amy Winehouse, being the pillar of the community as she is, was just aquited of charges that she brutally attacked a drunken fan who was trying to get a picture taken with the singer, claiming fear and self defense as her reasons for the attack. 

She was also recently granted a divorce from her drug induced marriage to husband Blake Fielder-Civil.  Poor Skamy Amy Winehouse has been through so much, trying to distance herself from the negative influences in her life.  NO, WAIT, I forgot we were talking about Amy Winehouse….

Well NOW, her incarcerated ex-hubby is coming out of the closet.  Not because he dropped the soap in the prison shower but about some of he and Amy’s sexually drug induced exploits.

Amy’s EX claims that she stole supermodel Kate Mosses blow / cocaine.  Blake claims that while at a private party at NYC’s Gramercy Park Hotel, Amy went into Kate’s purse and stole two grams of coke. 


Kate, I’m a Supermodel, Moss was so plastered, she never noticed that it was missing. 

According to the Daily Mail, they were mingling with models and other Hollywooders when Kate told Amy to get  a $10 bill out of her handbag to snort a line with.  I guess that just how they roll in Hollywood, most people would have just gone for  a dollar. Anyway, that’s when Skamy noticed the 2 grams of coke in Kate’s purse.  So, thats when she scored the blow and she and Blake headed to the bathroom to do the lines and have sex.

I’m pretty sure that this wasn’t the first time that Amy has had sex or drugs in a public bathroom.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ricky Bernes – IN POSSESSION OF CRACK

What is the connection between drug abuse and swimmers. Michael Phelps was videoed smoking pot, now U.S. swimmer Ricky Berens has been caught with crack!

Ricky Berens Swimmer

Ricky Berenes felt the need to split after he cracked under pressure at the World Swimming Championships in Rome.

The easy breezy swimmer ripped one as he did a pre-swim stretch…

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Health, Sports | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The BLACK Ranger Busted – FOR DUI

 

walter

Walter Jones–The Black Ranger or got busted for DUI.  No, that’s not a racial slur. 

Walter Jones who played Zack Taylor–The Black Ranger from The Mighty Morphan Power Rangers, a children’s show, was arrested Sunday morning around 4am by Alabama State Troopers in Huntsville. 

There were no reports of the actor making any comments about the arresting officers mama.  I hope Obama doesn’t make another statement….

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Racial | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Was Your Wedding a THRILLER?

Oh, Dear Lord what have we done?  When Jill and Kevin Heinz’s “Wedding Entrance Dance” went viral last week it spurred a network news turf war.  Now EVERYONE  is jumping on-board.

A “Thriller” That Michael Jackson Could Love: Among YouTube wedding dance clips, this one‘s the king with close to 10 million views after nearly three years. The zombie line dance performed by Brian and Sandy Lundmark’s crew even caught the attention of Jackson’s camp—it’s down on the late singer’s YouTube channel as one of his 13 favorite clips.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Family, Family Interests, Funny, Religious | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gerard Butler – PICKS A NEW SCRIPT

He’s Gerard Butler…  Here he is sitting in a West Village cafe with a script, apparantly picking a new role for himself.

butler

You know picking a script can be sticky business…  Then you have to pick the right leading lady so all the other women will be green with envy. 

Picking just the right script can be a real booger.  You can’t after all just fling youself into a role unless it right for you.

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Food, Funny | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama’s Beer Summit Set For Thursday

A suggestion from President Obama.  Hey guys, let’s just all get along and talk about this over a few beers. Of course, Henry Louis Gates Jr., the Harvard University Professor and Sgt. James Crowley, the Cambridge, Mass., Police Department both said yes. Let the summit over racial profiling begin.

What started as a local incident quickly became national when President Obama offered his two cents into the equation and stated that the “Cambridge police acted stupidly” in arresting the professor on a charge of disorderly conduct after a possible break in at his home. Charges were dropped against Professor Gates, but by then it was too late. Nobody has apologized, but Obama came the closest last week when he said his “choice of words was poor.”

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said in an interview that this summit might be the first step toward a rapprochement. “Whenever you get race and politics, it’s like catnip,” Gibbs said, sitting behind his desk in his West Wing office. “All you need is a spark — and cable television is happy to do that.”

It has been stated that “Law enforcement agencies will be watching closely for any sign that the president will favor his friend Gates over Crowley.”

I just wonder how long this summit will last. A black man, a white man, and a bi-racial man, drinking alcohol and discussing racial profiling. Could be interesting….

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Controversial Topics, Political | Leave a comment

American Apparel Lays of Ugly People

Dov Charney, the creepy CEO of American Apparel is making trouble once again, or should I say potential lawsuits.  In the past, Charney has had multiple sexual harrassment lawsuits filed against him.  He admits that he strongly encourages his employees to dress and act sexy and has no problem sleeping with anyone who is stuipid enough to jump in his bed.  The list contains both employees and aquaintances. 

Gawker.com has printed an email from a “pissed-off”  American Apparel store manager.   According to the tipster, American Apparel‘s perverted madman  is demanding the firing of employees he deems unattractive and thus detrimental to the “AA aesthetic,” as he feels they may be hurting his bottom line.

Our company holds weekly conference calls that every store manager world/nation wide are required to tune into. We discuss sales, which stores need displays, which items are doing well, etc.

Summer is supposed to be a great sales season for AA. Needless to say, with the state of the economy, sales haven’t been going so well. Dov usually gets on the conference calls and talks to people, but one week, he went on a huge tirade and made stores that weren’t doing well send in group photos. Why, you ask? He made store managers across the country take group photos of their employees so that he could personally judge people based on looks. He is tightening the AA ‘aesthetic,’ and anyone that he deems not good-looking enough to work there, is encouraged to be fired. This is blatant discrimination based on looks.

Dov personally judged each person in group photos that were sent in, and if you weren’t to his liking, then boy… watch out. The comments that he made were raging from childish ones to insulting ones. Managers that don’t comply with these new standards are afraid of losing their jobs. Employees who aren’t up to Dov’s “look” and whose work ethic is “just ok” are being targeted and scrutinized and the minute they make small mistakes, they are being fired. But it’s only because Dov wants to weed out the “ugly people.” It’s ironic that he would rather have gorgeous slackers who don’t move the product [or lift a finger] working there than normal looking people who are really aren’t that bad looking, but are A+ sellers and great at customer service. The real irony here is that he is no [looker], himself. He’s asking for a class-action lawsuit and i hope that when it rains, it rains hard. Worst place to work, ever. This is happening at many stores across the country.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

Let the lawsuits begin!

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Controversial Topics, Sex, Work Related | Leave a comment

Paula Abdul Thinks She’s Worth What?

A few months ago, Paula Abdul reportedly told Ladies Home Journal that she had a past addiction to pain pills.  After the story broke she recanted.   Let’s look at a few facts.  On American Idol, her speech is slurred quite a bit, her eyes are glassy, and her reviews ramble on and on.   To boot, they usually don’t make a whole lot of sense either.  Still, she insists that she is not addicted to drugs! 

Well, the proof is finally visible!  Paula is demanding a new salary of $12 million per year to continue her stint on American Idol.  It is reported that she caved in and came down from her first number of $20 million per year. 

Maybe Paula is just plain crazy.  If drugs aren’t fueling her grandiose attitude about her worth, I have no other logical explanation!

July 28, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, music | , , , , | Leave a comment

The Octomom – GETS HER TENTICLES TIED

LOS ANGELES – People in California have finally woken up and decided to smell the Suleman!  Child actor advocates want The Orange County court to appoint a guardian to eversee the estate of Octomom’s brood. 

The concern comes as a UK based reality show is slated to start filming Suleman and her 14 children, all under age 8, on Sept. 1. 


At a hearing Monday, a judge is expected to hear a petition filed by lawyer Gloria Allred on behalf of Paul Petersen, a former Disney Mouseketeer who heads the group A Minor Consideration.

Petersen says he wants a guardian to ensure labor laws are followed and money the babies earn is kept safe.

Suleman’s lawyer has said previously the family has hired an entertainment lawyer and established a trust for the children.

I’m so glad someone is finally taking some kind of action to help protect the children.

July 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Octomom | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – SEEKS PROFESSIONAL HELP

You know you’re a celebrity when you have to pay someone money to cover your  screw ups tracks.  Jon, I Hate Being a Celbrity, Gosselin has retaind representation to help him with damage control!  Maybe they can help him stop makeing those, “Bad Decissions” as he calls them, that he has become so famous for. 


Jon Gosselin has enlisted representation: of the publicity variety! When asked last night if he’s dating Kate Major instead of his recent companion Hailey Glasspipeman, famous for her work with a bong,  Jon told Life & Style: “You’ll have to call Rubenstein.”

Rubenstein Communications is a New York-based firm that has also represented David Letterman, Donald Trump, Alex Rodriguez and Christie Brinkley. A call to Rubenstein confirmed that the firm is now representing Jon.

July 27, 2009 Posted by | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | Leave a comment

Octomom – SHE DESTROYED MY HOME AND MY LIFE

The Octomom–Nadya Suleman–seems to leave a path of destruction and mayhem wherever she goes.  Nowhere is this more apparent than at the Octogranny’s house where she claims that Nadya and her 14 children destroyed my home and her life. 

Where there’s that many kids in such a confined space, there’s bound to be chaos. But nothing prepared Angela Suleman — mother of “Octo-mom” Nadya Suleman — for the destruction caused by Nadya and her 14 children, who left her home wrecked and her life in ruins.  Angela opened up about the emotional — and financial — pain Nadya and her family have caused her. “My house is in shambles,” Angela says. I’m so disappointed.”

 

The smell of sour milk from an old spill permeates the air throughout Angela’s modest three-bedroom home. In the living room, clothing, books, toys and papers are scattered everywhere. Doorways are scratched, the walls are covered with crayon and there’s Silly String on the ceiling. The sofa is torn and full of holes. The bedrooms, bathrooms, yard and garage are in equally disastrous shape. The entire mess, says Angela, stems from a 2-month period beginning in late 2008 when she cared for her daughter’s six older children while Nadya was in the hospital getting ready to have her octuplets. After the babies were born and released from the hospital, Nadya brought them back to Angela’s home, where Nadya stayed until her house — a brand-new 2,500-square-foot four-bedroom abode — was completed.

Angela doesn’t seem to think the kids, who ranged in age from 2 to 7 at the time, were the problem. Instead, she blames Nadya for not teaching them how to behave. “There isn’t much discipline, unfortunately,” Angela says. “Half the time, she didn’t know what they were doing.” When Nadya finally moved out, she left the home in tatters for her mother to deal with. “Everything here could eventually be cleaned up,” Angela notes. “But I’m an old lady with a bad back. I’m not cleaning up after them.”

Can you just imagine what the Octomom’s new home will look like soon enough? 

For more photos of Angela’s trashed home, pick up this week’s issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now.

Photo Credit: Matei/Bauer-Griffin

July 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Octomom | Leave a comment

Beyonce – SNAKE ATTACK

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Have you ever wondered WHY people can’t seem to get enough celebrity gossip?  It’s sorta like driving  by a car wreck.  It’s a horrible site but you just can’t turn away.   Unless its Amy Winehouse which is a  whole other subject in itself!

Beyoncé, who instead of feeding a small country for a year, has reportedly spent $36,000 for  a specially commissioned designed set of four nail rings.  The rings designed by Jules Kim,a Bijules designer, are said to be snake-themed and encrusted with diamonds with rubies for the snakes eyes.

The intertainer shows off her, crusty snakes, in ther “Sweet Dreams” video.

It’s good to see the recession isn’t effecting everyone…

Photo Credit: Startraks

July 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kate Gosselin’s Hair – The Chunk Striped Porcupine Reverse Mullet Weave

Want to see which Star looks the best with Kate Gosselins hair style, you came to the right place. 

 The mom of 8’s hair style has been the source of much reticule and amazement.  It has un-officially been named The Chunk Striped Porcupine Reverse Mullet Weave.

July 26, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Animal Abuse ? – Ringling Bros. Elephant Video

PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, released a video last week showing what it says is the abuse of circus elephants by Ringling Bros.  Earlier this year, PETA had someone affiliated with their group film the above clip during a tour. 

Used widely in elephant training, bullhooks are tools that have 4 to 8 pound handles with pointed metal hooks.  They are used to hit the elephant across the head, legs and body.  You will see that in one section of the video, a trainer swears at an elephant then strikes it with a bullhook while telling it to back up. 

 In a statement, Feld Entertainment Inc., which owns Ringling, called the PETA video “questionable in its context regarding the portrayal of circus animal handlers” and said the circus was in compliance with federal, state and local regulations at the time PETA says the video was made.  “Ringling Bros. is proud of its efforts to care for and increase the population of the endangered Asian elephant and we encourage people to come see for themselves that the animals are thriving in our care,” the company said.

Below are comments from an anonymous source in reply to the video:

Bravo for PETA. They targeted the ONLY family in the circus world who are known for being rough with their animals (and I know this, as I am a circus performer as well and have worked with hundreds of elephant animal trainers). Anyone in the circus community who sees these videos know that the abusers are all from the same family. PETA is giving off the impression that all animals on all circuses are being abused. This is simply not the case whatsoever.

And with regards to the whipping incident that occurs in this film, please, grow a brain. This is no different than how horses are trained and broken for competitions. Stop primarily going after the circuses and start going after every animal training institution.

Animal abuse in the circus world is similar to that of child abuse in America. Yes, it happens. It’s an unfortunate event, but it does occur. Yes, there are unfortunate idiots who hurt their animals without just cause. This is one of the only families who acts in this way. Go to any other circus and I can guarantee that 99% of the time, these actions will not be seen. When these actions are noticed by owners, the animal trainers usually lose jobs and gain a bad reputation in the circus world.

What do you think?  Can the elephants feel the bullhook through their tough hides? Or is this an attempt at training through fear?  I personally feel that PETA can be a bit sensational at times, but have they hit the nail on the head with this one?

 

PERSONALLY, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS ELEPHANT STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT’S TRAINER!

 

July 26, 2009 Posted by | Animals, Controversial Topics | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ben Roethlisberger – SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS

After having allegations of sexual asault placed against him, Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback, Big Ben Roethlisberger released this statment.

 Ben Rothlisberger
Roethlisberger said, “I did not sexually assault Andrea McNulty.”

“Saturday was the first that I learned of her accusations. Her false and vicious allegations are an attack on my family and on me”

“I would never, ever force myself on a woman.”
“I want to fight to protect my family and my reputation.”
“I’m not going to discuss my private life or this civil case in the media.”
“I’ll respond to her outrageous allegations in the appropriate forum.”
“I have an obligation to our fans, to my teammates, to my coaches and everyone in the organization to remain focused on the Pittsburgh Steelers and I will do that.”
“The allegations against me are reckless and false.”

“As much as I would like to answer everyone’s questions, I going to respect the legal process and I am confident that the truth will prevail.”

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Animal Abuse ? – Ringling Bros. Elephant Video

PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, released a video last week showing what it says is the abuse of circus elephants by Ringling Bros.  Earlier this year, PETA had someone affiliated with their group film the above clip during a tour. 

Used widely in elephant training, bullhooks are tools that have 4 to 8 pound handles with pointed metal hooks.  They are used to hit the elephant across the head, legs and body.  You will see that in one section of the video, a trainer swears at an elephant then strikes it with a bullhook while telling it to back up. 

 In a statement, Feld Entertainment Inc., which owns Ringling, called the PETA video “questionable in its context regarding the portrayal of circus animal handlers” and said the circus was in compliance with federal, state and local regulations at the time PETA says the video was made.  “Ringling Bros. is proud of its efforts to care for and increase the population of the endangered Asian elephant and we encourage people to come see for themselves that the animals are thriving in our care,” the company said.

Below are comments from an anonymous source in reply to the video:

Bravo for PETA. They targeted the ONLY family in the circus world who are known for being rough with their animals (and I know this, as I am a circus performer as well and have worked with hundreds of elephant animal trainers). Anyone in the circus community who sees these videos know that the abusers are all from the same family. PETA is giving off the impression that all animals on all circuses are being abused. This is simply not the case whatsoever.

And with regards to the whipping incident that occurs in this film, please, grow a brain. This is no different than how horses are trained and broken for competitions. Stop primarily going after the circuses and start going after every animal training institution.

Animal abuse in the circus world is similar to that of child abuse in America. Yes, it happens. It’s an unfortunate event, but it does occur. Yes, there are unfortunate idiots who hurt their animals without just cause. This is one of the only families who acts in this way. Go to any other circus and I can guarantee that 99% of the time, these actions will not be seen. When these actions are noticed by owners, the animal trainers usually lose jobs and gain a bad reputation in the circus world.

What do you think?  Can the elephants feel the bullhook through their tough hides? Or is this an attempt at training through fear?  I personally feel that PETA can be a bit sensational at times, but have they hit the nail on the head with this one?

 

PERSONALLY, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS ELEPHANT STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT’S TRAINER!

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Carrie Prejean – EASY ON THE EYES, HARD ON THE EARS

Ms. California’s Carrie Prejean might be easy on the eyes but she’s sure hard on the ears….

Biblically correct Carrie Prejean hurts people every time she opens her mouth — and the noises she made into a mic at a horserace in Del Mar made that painfully apparent.

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michael Jackson – IS DR. MURRAY ON DRUGS TOO OR JUST STUPID

Talk about sticking your proverbial foot in your mouth!  Law enforcement sources say Dr. Murray himself told LAPD detectives about a closet where he kept medications hidden in Jackson’s home when he was interviewed the Saturday after Jackson’s death. 

This all comes after Dr. Murray refused to answer the question if he had ever administered the drug Propofol, a powerful anesthesia, that is being blamed for the King of Pop’s death.

Law enforcement sources said when the LAPD first searched Jackson’s homethe night he died, they did not find Propofol or any other of the many other drugs that were supposed to be in Jackson’s house.

Dr. Murray talked to the LAPD the following Saturday and the information he supplied triggered another, broader search warrant. Cops returned to the house the following Monday and discovered “various drugs” secretly stashed in a closet of the guest room where Dr. Murray was staying.

One law enforcement source says: “The drugs were concealed…they weren’t obvious.” Among the stash — Propofol, the drug authorities believe killed Michael Jackson.

Is this Doc just stupid or maybe he using some of his own drugs?

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin – ATTEMPTING TO GET HIS OWN SHOW

Duschtard, Jon Gosseling has now been reported to be trying to land his own reality TV show.  In preparation for his attempt at a solo career is why, supposedly the chubby dad of 8, has been chillaxn with Michael Lohan and his entourage of younger skanks women…

 Jon holds fast to his claims that his main concern is his children, but he is focusing on his private and his professional life. 

Translation from the Jon Gosselin Dictionary: Jon knows he has to say his main concern is the children or he will look like an even bigger asshole than he already does…  But his main focus is trying to establish himself as a “Stud for Hire” but so far has only been able to land skanky drug addicts….  He has also realized he ain’t gonna get as much money from his divorce as he once thought, so he better get busyrubbing noses, or any other part that he can, with some influential people and drop the drug addicted skanks that he has been porking up to this point! 

He is looking into some major international endorsement deals and it looks like he is going to have his own show.” He still has 30 Jon & Kate Plus 8 episodes left on the 40-episode order TLC placed, and the network has no comment on Jon’s new reality-show scheming.

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Funny, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Octomom – HER DREAM IS COMING TRUE

The Octomom’s plot becomes apparent, as rumors of her new “Reality TV Show” were confirmed last month.   Now that the details are being ironed out, The Octopussy, I’m sure is a little disappointed in her salary…  The Groovy Gosselins are reported to make $70,000. per episode.  Octowomb and her brood, on the other hand, will only be making $250. a day each, for a whopping $250,000. for 3 years…   Of course that is for only 71 days of shooting.

TLC, who will make pertnear anything into a Reality TV Show,  apparently didn’t think that the Octomom and the childlin would make good TV, seeing that The Octofamily’s show is being produced by a British production company… 

Here is what E! News had to say about the situation…

Who says it’s hard to find a job in California?

No word on what sort of fringe benefits are included, but Nadya Suleman‘s 14 children are each going to be earning $250 a day—for a total of about $250,000 altogether for three years—for starring in the reality show their mom has agreed to do for a British production company.

That’s $125,000 collectively for 36 days of shooting the first year; $75,000 for 21 days in the second year; and $50,000 for 14 days the third year. The octuplets and their six brothers and sisters will be paid the same rate for any extra days spent on camera.

According to the contract filing, 15 percent of the kids’ earnings will be placed in a trust account, as required by California law, that none of them will be able to get at until he or she is 18 or legally emancipated.

Considering all those burgeoning stars are only between the ages of 7 months and 7 years old, a judge will have to sign off on the contract filed today by Eyeworks UK in Los Angeles Superior Court before production can begin.

We’ll assume that the producers either have already, or are in the process of, acquiring all the proper permits for such an endeavor.

The as-yet untitled series, due to start shooting Sept. 1, has been shopped as less of a day-to-day intrusion look at the family’s life and more of a documentary-style show focusing on milestones in the children’s lives.

The thought of this show makes my skin crawl….  I’m sure I’ll watch it though, unless there is  a good documentary on watching grass grow or maybe watching paint dry.

July 25, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Octomom | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment