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Jon Gosselin – IS A DOG !

The three Gosslin Dogs !

The three Gosslin Dogs !

The big seething pustule known as Jon & Kate plus 8, EXPLODED, tonight on TV screens across the globe!  Although the news was not unexpected, after hearing it or rather reading at the end of the episode, that the couple has filed for divorce I am left unable to sleep and with a craving for Ben and Jerry’s….

Kate ,who apparently was very upset, expressed her feelings of loneliness and fear of having to raise the kids on her own, while Jon, devoid of all emotion as usual, unless he got cought doing something he shouldn’t have, spoke about doing what “he”  thinks is best for he and his children…  This caring was so apparent as he wanted to stick the children’s new play houses deep within the 100 acre wood behind their sprawling mansion.  Dumb Ass…  You have famous and wealthy children with the “P” people and on-lookers at the front gate.  So Jon’s GREAT idea!   Lets put them in the woods where they can not be properly supervised and be snake bitten or worse abducted by some crazy fan! 

Jon, who was dressed like a 12 year old gangsta wana be sported a Spider-man T-shirt and a pair of Kate’s diamond earrings during tonight’s episode.  I keep thinking back to the 1-hour episode where the family went “Green” and Jon welcomed the crew to his “Crib”…  Apparently he would rather be a thug than a father or a husband.

Let’s look at some facts…  Jon was supposed to be an I.T. Analyst.  He has no formal training in this area nor prior experience.  His last job was working in a cabinet shop from which he claimed to have quit but was later revieled that he was fired for drumming up “free stuff” for the family instead of doing the job for which he was being paid.  So how did he become an I.T. Analyst?  It wouldn’t surprise me to find out that he was a telemarketer, you do work with  a computer after all…  Sorta like calling the people who pick up the trash every week in front of your house ( solid waste engineers ).

He didn’t really get upset until he got caught having the affair with that whore Deanna Hummel woman.  Although I’m sure she wasn’t the first.  His reaction wasn’t that of someone who got caught seeking to connect with another person and was traped in a loveless relationship, rather someone whos game had been thwarted.  Jon knew then that he wouldn’t be able to be the horn dog that he was used to being….  So, if he can’t be a stud muffin, he has decided to just leave…

He lied about the affair.  He lied about his previous job.  He lied about being fired…  LIE LIE LIE..  This shows without a doubt that this man, and I use the term loosely, has no character at all!

Kate, I now feel, has become the kind of person that she is out of necessity and from raising 9 kids instead of 8.  Jon always talks about wanting to play with the kids and people think awww, what a good man wanting to spend quality time with his children…  He doesn’t want to play because he is a good man,  he wants to play because he’s  like a freaking kid himself! 

This family has been given extraordinary opportunities.  Kate, who already had the dexterity and fortitude to become a nurse, took the opportunity to become an author and has attempted to build a secure future for her family.  Sounds to me that she realized that the gravy train would last forever and she wanted to be prepared.  While Jon, who may have tagged along ( for a while ) to speaking engagements has done NOTHING!  If it didn’t have to do with riding 4-wheeler, skiing, driving his new tractor or driving his new sports car he wasn’t interested..  And don’t ANY of you DARE say that poor Jon had to stay at home to watch the kids while Kate was off doing appearances and book signing…  He found the time to go out and screw around while Kate was gone!  He could have found time to do something, ANYTHING, to better himself!  He could have prepared as she has for the long haul for once the show is over. 

If it weren’t for Kate, the family would be on welfare and probably living in a two bedroom apartment in the slums.

Jon is the one exploiting the kids and is probably why he is the one who spoke up when the accusations were made.  The whole “guilty dog barks first” thing.  He is the one wanting to live the lifestyle of the rich and famous…  Cars, buying expensive gifts for his hoe’s, having affairs, etc….

He has supposedly been looking for an apartment in New York, at Trump Towers no less.  The one city where rent is its highest.  He doesn’t have a job except for sucking the money from his kids, so how is he going to pay for extravagant rent?  I’m sure he is planning on sucking every penny from the family he can before he goes on his merry way!

Kate will be much better off with out this leach!  She can pay someone to do what he does for a lot less…….


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June 23, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Heart touching, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Jon & Kate – DIVORCING

After watching the most recent two episodes of Jon & Kate plus 8 tonight, I was left huddled and trembling in the corner of my bedroom, feeling alone and violated.  I could faintly hear sirens in the distance as rain fell against the window and the smell of dehydrated milk from TLC’s Cash Cow permeated the air.  Alias, Jon & Kate are no more….

I have speculated all along, as many others have, that there was more going on behind the scenes of TLC’s hit Reality Show “Jon & Kate plus 8″ than any of us knew.  Even if not on a conscious level, everyone was aware of this and is why so many have been so curious about the real story.

Tonight, Kate gave a peak at her softer side.  And as she stated in her interview, a lot of what people have seen in the past has been her ” survival instincts ” being recorded, brought on by the fact that she can not allow herself to fail for the sake of the children.  Jon,  nonchalant as always, until caught with his hand in the cookie jar or some other oraphis, talked about doing what was best for himself and his kids. 

The couple did announce at the end of the show that they were separating…. However, at the very end, an ominous black screen with white lettering appeared amid the darkness of my room that said the couple, Today, Monday, June 22, 2009, had filed for divorce….

My heart truly hurts for this family….


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June 23, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jon & Kate Plus 8-Crooked Houses and the End of a Marriage

jon-and-kate-gosselin-divorce1I just got done watching Jon & Kate Plus 8 and I don’t really know how I feel about it.  While the news was no big shock, I guess it’s always sad to see the inside parts of a marriage gone bad.  It does appear to me that Kate really doesn’t understand what went wrong.  For those of you who won’t watch the show, but still love the gossip, I will try to recap the show without being a total snark.

First of all, the crooked houses are so darn cute. I’m sure the kids will have many many years of enjoyment in them.  Cara and Maddie each got their own house, with the younger boys sharing a house and the younger girls sharing another.  Each child got to design their own house which really shows the differences in their personalities.  The tup boys chose a pirate themed house, while the tup girls chose a bright pink garden theme.  Maddie designed a house as a veterinarian’s office, while Cara picked a “spooky” house.  Kate did say she really didn’t like the idea of a scary house, but she let Cara be herself and allowed the design to stay.  There was a lot of conflict in the beginning of the show as to where the houses should be placed.  It was decided last fall that the houses would be placed away from the main living quarters, in the woods, so that the children would be safe and shielded from the paparazzi.  Jon cleared the land of underbrush last fall, so the last minute clearing of the land was no big deal. 

Kate stated that she never liked  the location that Jon picked out, but chose to remain quiet since she didn’t want another fight between them.  She claims that Jon and her fight just about everything and “it’s really wearing on her and not good for the kids.”  I’m not sure if she was showing her true feelings or playing the martyr role.  She tried to talk to Jon about the location, but claims that Jon won’t talk to her about anything.  He refuses to communicate with her in any way, shape or form. So what she did instead, was to get the guys who were setting up the houses involved.  She explained her thinking that the houses were too far away from the house, and that she couldn’t keep an eye on the kids, especially with only one adult present.    She also felt that the kids wouldn’t play in the houses since they were so far away.  After she got the Crooked House workers  involved and they spoke with Jon about the location, Jon begrudgingly gave in.  Jon did admit that maybe Kate was right…but I still think he just gave up going against Kate once again. 

The kids were pretty darn funny.  I must say you can tell that they are not put in front of a TV or a video game all day long.  Their imaginations are quite vivid.  One of the boys said he was going to invite his girlfriends over to his house.  (I hope he didn’t overhear that!), while another claimed to have seen a bear out the back periscope of the pirate house.  In one scene, four of the tups were sitting out front of a house and told their Dad to “be quiet please.” They were having an interview!  How cute….

The marriage is over…..To put it bluntly, I think Jon has just had it.  He did admit that he was too laid back and that he allowed Kate to “always get her way”.  I really think that after years of  Kate emasculating him, he finally found his balls. It’s been no secret who wore the pants in the family and after the last few episodes I can see how Kate will stop at nothing to get her way.  If Jon won’t listen to her, she will manipulate in any way possible to get her what she wants.  Of course, it’s all for the sake of the children. 

I’m going to say it again.  I don’t think Kate has any idea what went wrong!  She pretty much blamed Jon for ending their marriage.  She doesn’t want to “be alone” or “do this alone.”  While Jon made it pretty clear that he does not love Kate anymore.  He loves her as the “mother of his children” and hopes to one day have a friendship with her.  It is evident to me that Jon is a very angry, hurt man. 

They are both claiming that the show will go on.  The kids and Kate will stay in the house, afterall it is “the children’s house” and Jon will be staying there during his times of visitation.  They both will try to be civil to each other for the sake of the children.  Kate will always be there on every holiday, so it sounds like they had better come to an agreement before they make the holidays a chore for the kids. 

I just wanted to get a quick recap out for those of you interested.  These were my first main thoughts about tonight’s show.  It’s time for some dinner and down time before bed so check back tomorrow for some further info.


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June 23, 2009 Posted by | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , | 10 Comments