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One for you Animal Lovers !

bildeHere is one for all of  you pet lovers! 
Pennsylvania police says that Paul Wood, age 25, chucked the family cat at his wife during an argument…  I guess they  could have reported  that Wood chucked the pussy at his old lady! Lol
The woman and the pet were not injured, but Wood now faces criminal mischief and cruelty to animal charges.
Wood wasarraigned on Jan. 16, 2009, and released on his own recognizance. His wife was issued an order of protection.
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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Funny | 1 Comment

Don’t you just LOVE being an AMERICAN !

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There is not a whole lot of things that really get me fired up but here is one!  People wearing their pants down below their asses!  I walked into a convenient store the other day and the sales clerk’s pants were down below his ass!  Of course he didn’t notice me because he was too busy talking on his cell phone.  I immediately left the store and memorized the phone number on the front of the store to report any problems.  I immediately called and reported the incident and  have never returned to this place to do business. 

I actually did some research on this subject a few years ago after having trouble keeping my employees to keep up their drawers.  I discovered that the whole trend originated in prisons.  Males who were willing to have anal sex with other inmates would wear their pants below the asses to “advertise the goods”.  That or for easy access, take your pick.  So why would people want to emulate these people? 

I’m all for freedom but I’m also about protecting the rights of others.  I feel that freedom for some people to wear their pants down below their ass cracks is infringing on my right not to have to look at it!  I live in Texas and in many cities you can now be fined for this obscenity!  However Florida, it appears, must be more forward thinking!

A Florida judge has struck down a Rivera Beach ordinance that prohibited anyone from wearing pants below the waist to expose skin or underwear.

Under the rule, which city lawmakers enacted by overwhelming majority, low riders were cited $150 for the first offense, $300 for the second.

Less than 20 people were caught with their pants down. But when a 17-year-old took the matter to court, he became a hero to skateboarders and others who flaunt their right to dress like imbeciles.

In this photo, boys from Rivera Beach show the world they’re proud to Americans. And if Lee Greenwood could work this right into one of his patriotic songs, I’m going to start buying his albums.

I personally will never visit Florida if this is their way of doing things!

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Bad Parenting, Weird Sex | , | 1 Comment

Man shoots wife during SEX!

Timothy-Havens-Mug-ShotTalk about shooting your load!  This man, Timothy Heavens, shot his wife while they were having sex!  The woman lived or I wouldn’t be making fun of it, but there are just too many jokes to pass up! 
Timothy Havens was sentenced to 90 days in jail after telling a 911 dispatcher in November of 2008 that he accidentally shot his estranged wife during sex.
Havens explained that he was trying to move the gun away from the bed when it went off, striking Carolyn Havens in the chest.  I know I like to play Cowboy and Indian Princess but we never use real guns!
When she was released from the hospital, she confirmed that the shooting was an accident but denied that it occurred during sex. Havens will also perform 80 hours of community service and attend anger management classes.
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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Weird Sex | , , | 3 Comments

Kristen Stewart – Crack Head ?

I guess this is my next installment of the Twilight series.  I don’t know why I’m getting so into this movie after all of this time.  I wasn’t really impressed with it except for the scenes with Kellan Lutz Aka Emmitt Cullen.  He is boodylicious!  

This is a video of Kristen Stewart who played Bella in the movie.  This girl is either on crack or something is seriouisly wrong with her…  Take a look…

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert Out & About Pictures

0602_lambert_splashThanks TMZ, now we don’t have to wait until the June issue of the Rolling Stone Magazine to figure this out.  Sheez, what a way to spoil the suspense…NOT.  Here is a picture of Adam Lambert with his beau Drake Labry out and about and HOLDING HANDS. 

This won’t stop my Old Lady Boy Crush…I still think Adam is adorable!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Jon & Kate Season 5, Episode 2 & 3

Gosselins-new-house-jon-and-kate-plus-8-4064254-604-357I’m going to leave the individual episodes up to Margie to open for discussion.  Honestly, I get the small details messed up, like I know what cake store they went to in episode 1 tonight,  but for the life on me can’t think of the name of it.  I hate blogging then quitting my train of thought to go verify or look up the name of things or the exact quote someone said.  Ace of Cakes, I new it would come back to me…So I am going for my general thoughts of the shows tonight, which may not be saying much.  It is just so different to watch knowing that there are marital problems going on. 

So, I did my duty tonight and watched Jon & Kate Plus 8 just so I could write something about it for all of you folks that “won’t watch the show”, but still love to gossip.  Quite honestly, I don’t know how many more of these shows I can watch!  There is no doubt in my mind that the show will continue as long as the ratings are up, neither Jon nor Kate will stop the flow of the cash.  I also feel that the charges of child exploitatin or labor laws that the State of Pennsylvania is conducting will result in no charges being filed. 

One of the good (or bad) things that is immediately noticeable is the bantering on the sofa is gone.  Yes, Jon and Kate do at times sit together, but Kate no longer interrupts Jon or belittles him at every turn.  Maybe that was just “love” taps she used to give him…now she’s not even looking at him unless she has to.  I hated the way Kate used to treat Jon, so I find that she is a little more tolerable to watch now –  but for those who believed Kate was just being affectionate with John – whew, they must really be disappointed. 

It is also evident that both Jon and Kate have been reading the tabloids.  Jon explained how they will be doing separate interviews at times “depending on how things are going” and Kate felt that it was once again necessary to explain to HER viewers how she does EVERYTHING for the kids.  The kids seem to be having the time of their lives…Madie especially loved to be sitting on the interview couch with Jon and Kate.  Again, I can’t help but think that this too was staged for the tabloids.  I need to back up, sorry, the second episode tonight was about Kate and Madie taking a trip together.  After all, Kara went with Jon to Utah for a skiing vacation, so Madie asked Kate one night “Mommy could we go someplace together alone, just the two of us?”  Of course Kate said “Yes” and then proceeded to ask Madie where she wanted to go.  Like any normal 8-1/2 year old, Madie responded, “Mommy let’s go to San Diego.”  Sure…….that’s exactly where my 8-1/2 year old would want to go…….

That was the jest of the second episode, Kate and Madie went to San Diego to do everything that started with an “S”, swim, spa, seashells, spa, shop, spa.  Madie thrived with the alone time with Kate, but once back in PA, she was back to her camera getting attention ways.  Making faces into the camera, interrupting Kate when she talked, and just all around being obnoxious.  Sorry folks, I know that’s particularly not nice to say, but I do feel it’s true.  The girl has some serious issues that are continually ignored. 

While Kate and Madie were vacationing, Jon stayed home with the other kids.  Typical day in the life of the Gosselins, eating breakfast, playing outside, walking in the woods, Lexi biting through her lip.  Jon then has to call Kate, get a babysitter and take Lexi to the doctors, all the while Lexi is loving every minute of it.  I can’t quite say the same for Jon, stay at home dad doesn’t seem to suit him that well.  I actually think he likes the cameras being there, it’s a grownup to talk to.  I really don’t think he has the patience for the kids on his own.  If it weren’t for the cameras I think we would be seeing a whole other side to Jon.  Again, just my opinion.

Back to episode 1, Kate and the kids at the Charm City Cakes for Kate’s birthday.  Jon was away again, skiing in Utah with the handicapped children.  That was good thinking of Jon’s or TLC’s…..  How can I explain going to Utah on Kate’s birthday alone (with my girlfriend), and make it look good for the public?  I know, I’ll explain how my Dad and I did this together since I’ve been 4 years old and then give back to the world by skiing behind a boy with cerebral palsy and telling my VIEWERS how I talked to him and everything.  Yes folks, John told the cameras how he had long conversations with this boy…WTF?

The kids did have a ball at the cake place.  Kate tried her little “OMG, how messy” for the cameras, but overall I think she is mugging up to the cameras way too much.  I couldn’t believe it, she actually kissed the little ones again.  I don’t think she ever showed this much affection to her kids in the entire previous season.   The little kids are cute and all and don’t seem to be affected by the cameras at all.  In fact, I think the boys think of the camera people as their friends or buddies.  

When the cameras are gone, I don’t know how the kids will react.  How do you go from constant attention to no attention? All of a sudden no more wonderful fantastic trips….and a Mommie and Daddie that are bitter and grouchy.   I think that is what’s going to happen once the public rebels completely on Jon and Kate.

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Jon & Kate – Season 5 – Episode 3. Kate and Maddy take a vacation

For this episode of Jon & Kate plus 8, I have my Tivo set and I’m going to knit pick it to death!

This episode is long over due in my opinion.  Kate and Maddy go on an excursion by themselves.  Of course they go to San Diego…  Where most people would have gone to Wal-Mart, but anyway, it’s not my place to judge…  I know when my kids say, “hey, lets go to the dollar store?” I say hell no!  Do you think I’m made of money? LOL..  That is a joke!

Does anyone remember the  sextuplets birthday party where they had  the carnival at their house?  The camera crew enticed Maddy to come to the side of the house and she asked the question, “Why do the little kids have to have a carnival?  Why can’t they just have a Hello Kitty birthday like we did?”  That broke my heart and no one really paid much attention to her statement.  I think that was the beginning of her problems…  Maddy needs some time alone with her Mom and Dad just because she does.  I feel your pain Maddy!

Once again, Kate is in her orange mood.  It’s bad enough that her skin is orange but she always wears orange too.  I guess orange is her favorite color.  Am I the only person who has noticed this?

I also noticed that Maddy sat between Jon & Kate during the interview.  Heaven forbid that they touch! 

Then Alexis bit through her lip!  OMG, and she is happy about going to the doctor!  I’m sorry but my kids, which one of them did the same thing, hate to go to the doctor for any reason!   Is this a sign of how desperate the kids are for individual attention?  That is the first thing that comes to my mind….

Then  Jon, who is assembling the families swing set says, ” I’m not good at the preparation thing but who is with the kids?”  I’m already thinking as he is pounding the anchoring stakes  into the ground if that was making him think about pounding ole Deanna Hummel.  Now he blames his lack of preparation on the kids!  Sham WOW!  If he was thinking more about the kids and less about being, Jon the good ole  party boy, he would have been prepared!  Not to mention, have you all noticed the beer gut he is getting?

Then,  Aiden broke the lid to the toilet and Jon glued it back together!  Theylive in a $1.2 million dollar house.  Couldn’t they afford a new freaking lid?  They probably need to save some money after that doctor’s visit and the $20.00 co-pay. 

Oh, and get this!  Kate, for a woman who just had a tummy tuck a few years ago and has a personal trainer, she sure does look pregnant sitting in the lounge chair on the beach!  I wonder….

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Jon & Kate, Season 5 – Episode 2 – ACE OF CAKES !

I just got finished watching the first of the two new episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 for tonight…. 

They just need to boot Jon’s cheating ass off of the show!  He is so fake.  He tried to portray himself as such a caring individual, involved in helping kids that are less fortunate.  Oh Jon, you are such a bastard good person.  

Then, Jon & Kate talked about how they decided that one of them would stay home when the other is gone.  Jon said I will stay home when Kate is gone doing book signings.  And Kate will stay home when I’m, out…. Doing what?  Banging some babe?   He is so full of it, it’s not even funny! 

These shows are also shot so out of sequence it’s not funny.  They first episode  of the new season that was aired on May 25th was just completed a few weeks ago because of the whole who is screwing who thing and that something happened to the program manager.  Fired or quit, who knows…  But tonight’s first episode included Kate’s birthday which was March 28th..  I even remembered her Birthday and sent her birthday wishes on her blog….

My favorite part of the show was when the kids took Kate to the “Charm City Cakes Bakery” to see Duff, the Ace of Cakes himself !    The owner of the bakery, Duff,  told all of the kids to be quiet!  And they did!  Kate said I would like to take you home with me!  I bet she would!  He is a very hot sensual man!  I love his little bit of stubble that he keeps on his face!  I wonder if he could make her decide if 8 was enough? 

I personally have contacted TLC and suggested that they do some cross series episodes.  I’m glad to see that they are taking my advise…  However, I suggested that they send the “Super Nanny” to the Gosselin’s house and / or have have Kate on “Wife Swappers”.  Both episodes would be awesome! 

All I got from my suggestions was a form letter…..

The information on the next episode will be here in just a few minutes!

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Where's Kate?

I couldn’t pass up on  trying to post this!  Someone sure has a great imagination, I wish I would have thought of it myself.  Courtesy of US Weekly.com, here is what’s Kate Gosselin’s hair would look like on some of our most popular celebrities.  Can you spot Kate? Is she a Celeb?

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Where’s Kate?

I couldn’t pass up on  trying to post this!  Someone sure has a great imagination, I wish I would have thought of it myself.  Courtesy of US Weekly.com, here is what’s Kate Gosselin’s hair would look like on some of our most popular celebrities.  Can you spot Kate? Is she a Celeb?

 

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June 2, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment