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Jodi & Kevin – CBS Interview

 

We all know by now about TLC’s “Cash Cow” and hit TV series, ‘Jon & Kate plus 8.  What is going to be next for the Groovy free loving Gosselins?  It’s just one thing after another.  Jon has an affair, Kate has an affair, Jon gets hair plugs, Kate gets a tummy tuck, Kate turns orange. Jon turns brown, the list just keeps going and going.

Jodi, Kate’s sister-in-law was dragged away from the Cash Cow’s udder by Kate when TLC offered to give, the now estranged sister-in-law, a suckle from the engorged tit.  Brother Kevin and sister-in-law Jodi have been laying in wait, purched and ready to strike, until just the right time to strike back and do the most damage.  

A few weeks ago, the two sold gave an interview to Star Magazine in which they depicted a family of neglected children and illicit love affairs.  I wondered at that time why they chose Star Magazine to pimpgive their story to and not a more reputable news organization.  Well, I guess they read our blog because now they have! 

The dastardly duo have now prostituted their take on Jon & Kate’s life to CBS News.  In the interview Jodi says that the children don’t like the cameras being around.  They have said, “Aunt Jodi, I don’t like the cameras following us on all of our vacations?”  Oh, how sweet….  They are too young to understand that the cameras are why they are getting to go on the vacations in the first place.

The television episodes are becoming more and more and about Jon & Kate and less about the children.  Even Maddy, who shows behavioral problem, is no longer recorded by herself.  The children have a staff of nannies and others to make sure that the children’s needs are being met. 

That brings me to my next point.  Poor Jon.  He stays at home and has to take care of the kids while Kate is away doing lectures and book signings.  No he is not.  Like I said, they have a staff to take care of the kids.  So what is Jon doing?  We all know.  Idol hand are the devils play things.  Unfortunately he’s not just using his hands any more.  Just for a moment, imagine what their lives would be like if it weren’t for the show.  They are living the sweet life and just don’t know it.  Jon, lives in a million dollar home with a staff to do what he should be doing.  And he isn’t happy because he can’t  have an affair without someone taking his picture?  I’m sorry I find it very hard to feel sorry or him.

As for the dastardly duo of Kevin and Jodi?  They made sure they got their licks why Jon & Kate were down and are going to suckle that “Cash Cow” for all that they can.

May 27, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Sex Toy or Furniture ? What do I do with it?

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Move over HAVERTYS FURNITURE , there is a new kid in town and he’s a little kinky on the wild side!

This is a picture of a bedside lamp designed by Matteo Cibic which is part of a series of household furnishings that double as dildospleasure devices.  In this case, the lamp changes color, as would I,  when a silicone sex toy is removed from its base.  These designes were presented at the Milan Furniture Fair. 

Matteo Cibic the designer, is a creative problem solver. He is said to love inventing new poducts by working with sweatie craftsmen that are interested in experimenting with different materials and production techniques.

I will be sure to look for his designs the next time I go shopping for furnature!

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May 27, 2009 Posted by | Sexy | , , | Leave a comment

Twilight, Robert Pattenson – HOT or NOT ?

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Here is a picture of Robert Pattinson on the set of the Twilight Saga in Italy. This picture was taken during what was being called some “sexy” scenes.

I just don’t get it! I loved the movie! I totally understand that! But what is it about this guy that is driving every teenage girl into orgasmic overload? And My god, is he really that pale? I admit it, after seeing the movie I was one of the first people out to buy the DVD when it was released. After watching it again, I realized that this was a one time see movie. I don’t know what it was that made it seem so great in the theatres. I wonder is they are doing the whole subliminal advertising thing again. You know, the messages that are secretly hidden in the movies that tell you to ‘BUY COKE’, ‘BUY POPCORN’, ‘HAVE ORGASM OVER REALLY PAIL GUY WITH MESSED UP HAIR THAT HE CAN’T COMB BECAUSE HE IS A VAMPIRE AND CAN’T LOOK INTO THE MIRROR’! That kind of stuff…

During the filming of “New Moon”, the second installment of the Twilight series, cast members even complained about his body odor. Apparently Robert has a little bit of a hygene problem. That would so totally turn me off! But to each their own.

I will be there to see the next movie, but I may have to pass on the DVD this time.

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May 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , | 5 Comments

Jon Gosselin $5 Allowance Per Day

Kate Gosselin reportedly keeps a tight grasp on the purse strings, giving her husband just $5 a day.

“She used to give him only $5 to spend, and if he was out and needed more money, she would give him hell,” David Rothermel, his former employer at Style Craft Corp, tells Us magazine.

During the time Jon Gosselinwas at Style Craft Corp, Kate allegedly flared her temper with him in front of other employees — even berating them. “She came in raising hell because Jon’s father was supposed to bring her lunch and he was late,” Rothermel recalls. “She got up out of bed rest to come in and yell at anyone who would listen!”

She was also said to be ungrateful after a friend of the family gave them a 14-passenger van. Kate “never thanked him,” claims a source close to Jon. Instead, “she traded it in because she hated the color burgundy.”

During Monday’s season premiere, Kate admitted she’s “been hard” on Jon. “I would never deny that. I’ve always regretted it,” she added.

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May 27, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Exodus Tyson Pronounced Dead

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Not the actual treadmill, picture only used for comparison

Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter was pronounced dead at ll:45 AM on Tuesday May 26.  Little Exodus Tyson became tangled in a cord that was dangling from a treadmill in her Phoenix home on Monday, May 25.  She was discovered by her 7 year-old brother, who ran to the next room to alert his mother.   Upon entering the room, the mother untangled the cord from around Exodus’s neck, called 911  and began CPR.  CPR was performed by the medical team all the way to St. Joseph’s Hospital in Phoenix. 

Officials are yet to understand exactly what happened and are still investigating in what they call a “tragic accident.” Phoenix police spokesman Andy Hill said in a statement, “Somehow she was playing on this treadmill, and there’s a cord that hangs under the console – it’s kind of a loop.   Either she slipped or put her head in the loop, but it acted like a noose, and she was obviously unable to get herself off of it.  Our sympathies go out to the family.”

There could be nothing worse in life than losing a child, my prayers go out to Mr. Tyson and his family.  The nightmares that the brother and mother will go through are unimaginable.  A few years ago, my girlfriend and I found her son who had committed suicide by hanging, the images stayed with me for many,many nights.  Unfortunately for my friend the images never went away and she took her own life  3 years later.  No matter how much counseling she went through the imagines would never leave her.  I understand that this tragedy is completely different, but losing a child is losing a child.  Again, my heartfelt sympathies to this grieving  mother and little boy.

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May 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip | , , , , | Leave a comment

The REAL Jon & Kate plus 8 – ( Parody )

 

SSsssshhhh….  I found this on someone’s  blog..   Don’t ask don’t tell….    It was soo funny I had to share it with you.    It’s sorta like Jon & Kate uncut!    You have to see it!

 

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May 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Gossip, Jon & Kate Plus 8 | , , , , , | 1 Comment